The Tim Tracker #87 We paid $2000 and all we got was this lousy haircut

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Commobore

It's worse than that. Imagine sitting in your Tesla in a Target carpark complaining about the most mundane shit while having two Disney cruises lined up and acting like life is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tough. Then somehow spawning a cult and being thrown freebies left and right for being their bland, grifting everyday selves.
 
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U76

Were they stalling to avoid going home to $JProp....as long as they are in the parking lot they are still "out running errands"?
 
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lucyricardo

Thank goodness Lynn doesn't work on weekends.
I'm happy she set some boundaries.
I am really sad how Tim and Jenn don't want to spend any time with Jackson. No one should have kids if they aren't excited to be with them.
My prediction of how a second kid would play out: they will bring the baby with them while he/she is still portable and easy to hold/carry. Jackson will stay home with Lynn.
Once the baby becomes a toddler they will pawn both off on Lynn until she becomes a nanny and preschool/homeschool teacher.
 
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Firefly03-K64

I jumped to that in the video. He was DRIPPING with sarcasm with he said that!!!
I'm loving how all these CM's are standing up to him. Making them exit rides when they notice the kid is scared, saying no to the special 1st Haircut package, B list media at best.
In regards to speculation on incoming $$$...I think they are blowing through what they have trying to revive their tired channel. And I don't think they are pulling in 4k/week. Especially with all the vloggers saying the overall pay is noticeably lower. Ad blockers and lack of view compared to subscribers say a lot. They are too old, obese and tired looking to appeal to the younger or the hipster crowd. They already have to limit where they go and what they do because the kid "gets in the way".
 
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Quasimodo

Ginn, you can't pretend to be "soooo busy" but then loiter in Home Goods and Marshalls and Target and then BACK to Home Goods and Lowe's while fondling every single piece of merchandise. Which is it?? This is what you got a Stanny Lean for right? So you can go on shopping trips with your fake-boy-band-tshirt-wearing greasy husband who wipes his grease on pillows and gets boners from stuffing his face with every imaginable greasy buttery beige processed meat product available to buy and eat.

Thank goodness for this vlog, I'm so glad we know what Ginn uses to wash herself with now.

 
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HereForTheT3a22

U76 said:
Nah...that's what they are like when they have no kid to worry about. Happy, joyful, intimate....time with $JProp for these two assholes is all anxiety, misery, whining
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They were all lovey dovey standing in their kitchen inhaling cookies and the prop was there begging them to help with his plants
 
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Firefly03-K64

It won't be Lynn, they don't keep people in their lives around that long. Narcissistic people tend to drive people away.
 
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travesty

If they were really worried about COVID, they'd be wearing N95s. They have the money. That's what I wear when I go shopping. Even a surgical mask would be better than that useless fabric mask they're sporting. They have got to be the stupidest people ever. At this rate they'll have COVID every month until better vaccines are available.
 
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S. McQueen Light

I bet that is a good estimate. After taxes it is about $2,500 or a bit more. Which is not a bad chunk of change but they have to do their own retirement savings (no 401K or pension plan for them) and medical. If they are smart they are insured for business loss and loss of income plus they have to pay a Nanny. All that (even if they don’t do it all as they should) really eats into that cash flow. If you look at the channel’s viewer trends over the last year or so they are down at least 50% in monthly views. My guess is their income stream is 40% to 60% of what it was at their height three years ago in views.

They are not on the point of starving by any stretch. It appears they were smart and paid off the house and cars pretty quickly which is always a bonus. Yet, less income is always bad. I am sure they just obsess over their views as someone in their position almost has to do. I do think a lot of the relentless high end trips and hiring a Nanny were justified as investing in the channel to increase quality so their views stopped dropping. (People will want to tune into a Villa at the Contemporary and the Nanny will give Jen more time to perfect the editing process.) It appears to have failed since they really did not improve quality and relentless high end travel gets boring.

Maybe with other income streams that are left out of the above the actually cash is greater, but I suspect the percentage of drop off is still in the same realm. All of which to say is I don’t expect them to need to run out and get regular jobs soon, or that the channel will implode by Christmas. However, things are not great with the channel, and I am sure any mid to longer range plans they had are being altered to fit the emerging fiscal reality. If things continue in this general direction in two or three years they might suddenly being moving away from Orlando. Saying its find a better location to raise Jackson, but in reality to save money. The Nanny is let go and other cost cutting measures abound.

Beyond them turning into crummy boring people hawking their kid for sweet, sweet money tick-tock is pulling away views. They are getting old and frumpy so their youth viewership is going to fade out. Who wants to see an ersatz Mom and Dad running around the parks? Their peer viewership gets board or moves on to other people and vloggers. There are plenty to choose from these days. They have pissed off Universal and DIsney enough they don’t want to do them favors. It’s all not great.

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I also think once the channels shrinks to where Tim gets a job since it makes sense for the benefits and the dependable income they will probably try and hide it for a bit. Either they will a lot of really, really half assed material all shot on the weekend to keep up the daily vlogging. Or announce they are switching to four a week since doing it daily for whatever excuse is just getting too hard. At some point the job will come out and they will have some new reason they will make up. I don’t expect it anytime soon but three or five years? I could see it.
 
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LobCheapek

HereForTheT3a22 said:
Dudes…

I feel like this bitch is pregnant…they are so grossly loving in this vlog
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Life has gotten in the way of paying close attention to the Snackers. When is the last time she drank on camera, ate seafood or clearly drank a caffeinated beverage?

I’m also beginning to think she is pregnant. Don’t ask me why, but something has been off.

I think this time they are actually doing the right thing and not telling the internet at 6 weeks like they did with J$. It also would not surprise me if they did whatever the process is to choose the gender so Ginn gets her mini-me. I mean, more power to them. I’d rather they spend their easy-earned money on that than $40,000 Roy Disney Suite cruises.
 
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Quasimodo

"I wish they had cookie flavors" says the bloated bitch who bought 4 cookies anyway and already had strawberry shortcake for dessert after having an empenada, cheese roll and arepa. Sincerely, your neck and chin becoming one shows you don't need to be eating any more cookies.
 
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Quasimodo

Why does she have to ask "do you looooove it?" for every piece of shit pointless thing they buy the golden child? Especially when he usually doesn't even know what it is yet or what it does. Is he ever allowed to say, "no Jennifer, I fucking hate it"? It doesn't bode well to buy pointless material things and then train the child to to "loooooove" whatever junk they bring home. Buying the kid things is how they think they are displaying love and affection. I'm sure that'll work out juuuuuust great when the kid hates them anyway and they're like "but we got you everything! How can you be so ungrateful!!"
 
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mjm9

S. McQueen Light said:
If they are smart they are insured for business loss and loss of income
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I was not aware of such insurance existing!

Wow, getting insured for being lazy, entitled and out of touch with their audience causing their views to drop AND they still get PAID!!

What is this insurance called?
 
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Quasimodo

Ginn, you're trying WAY too hard with your faux concern "oh my gosh you're getting crumbs all over MY floor!!!"

The mice will eat the crumbs anyway or J$ will pick up the crumbs with the bottom of his socks. Let's not pretend you've ever thought about mopping or sweeping. Also, you have a damn roomba that works overtime.

That poor inflated flamingo is still there but now getting crushed by more junk.


"I think it's totally fine for me and my manchild husband to talk with our mouths full of cookie because we are uncivilized cunts!"
 
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snazzynettyy48

More like she sleeps in a minimum of 4 hours after J wakes up. The amount of times the videos have started without her and she only appears around lunch time
Seriously what would she do if she didn’t have a nanny AND a stay at home husband?
oh but we can’t forget that sometimes TIM IS GONE FOR A LONG TIME AT THE PARKS. LIKE MAYBE 4-5 HOURS!!!
wow you delusional bitch, do you realise that most people work ALL day? She needs a reality check and a slap across her fat cheek
 
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BNL

HereForTheT3a22 said:
Dudes…

I feel like this bitch is pregnant…they are so grossly loving in this vlog
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I thought she was back in PMM Villains video. She just had that "look" to me and her boobs made me think that as soon as I saw her. Who knows...either that or she just gained weight. I remember when I was pregnant, I could always feel it in my boobs first .
 
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