The Tim Tracker #87 We paid $2000 and all we got was this lousy haircut

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If I don’t smell bleach in a hotel room I take it as a sign it wasn’t thoroughly cleaned and start inspecting it 🤷‍♂️
But the sheets smell like bleach? I'm one of those people who, no matter what hotel I'm in, I peel back the sheets and check the edges of the mattress for bed bugs. But I've never smelled bleachy sheets at Disney. And we're just coming back from 3 nights at the Boardwalk. I also wouldn't assume, Tim, that because the sheets have been washed with bleach, there couldn't be bed bugs, because they are usually living in the mattress, not the sheets. Yes, Jenn, even at Disney. Even at the concierge level, bed bugs can happen.
 
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Made the Hawaii Food and Wine Boose Kalua Pork Sliders with Pineapple Chutney and Sriracha Mayo.
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Ah yes, why didn't Disney bother coming up with a pointless one-time "First Haircut since Harmony Barbershop Opened During the Pandemic Because Dimmy Bojo Spammed Us with Calls and Insisted on the First Child to Enter the Magically-covid-free indoor space to be Buddy Bojo the Golden Child so he Could Receive the 'Liesl Von Trapp's Boyfriend in The Sound of Music' Haircut Special" certificate????
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Loris are the new Karens.
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But the sheets smell like bleach? I'm one of those people who, no matter what hotel I'm in, I peel back the sheets and check the edges of the mattress for bed bugs. But I've never smelled bleachy sheets at Disney. And we're just coming back from 3 nights at the Boardwalk. I also wouldn't assume, Tim, that because the sheets have been washed with bleach, there couldn't be bed bugs, because they are usually living in the mattress, not the sheets. Yes, Jenn, even at Disney. Even at the concierge level, bed bugs can happen.
I’m the same as you, I check thoroughly.
Those 2 chancers live in a fantasy land, literally.
You need to remember, Timmeh is an expert on everything!
Or as we say in North London, a bleeping know it all!
 
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This is a rabbit hole I don't have time for today, but I'm hooked. The "fakes" 😂 I'm literally laughing out loud, my husband comes in and there's gay porn ad running on the screen. 😂

It's not at all shocking to see this pic there. It's like his posing specifically for them.

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Few photos I'm not shocked to see, to the point that I wonder if he knows and kinda likes it. The fakes are hilarious. These guys are half blind if they think that's what he's hiding in his shorts 😅
 
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Jenn talking about a flapper costume she bought years ago. She said she's pretty sure it doesn't fit her anymore.

Tim's thinking I GUARANTEE it doesn't fit you anymore.
 
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Well.... Beware... If you go looking for this site it is definitely NSFW and the adverts are literally porn. I stumbled on it googling for tea, didn't even Google anything bad! I think I started with TTT reddit and this was a few pages of results in!! Hope all the parents that let their kids watch the wholesome Trackers have parental controls switched on.

Some weirdos out there...

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And remember the earlier fingernail on o?
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Then there is this... duck you Jenn even these pervy desperados know you're a liability
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So much speculation about his bits, and pictures of hin in his swimsuits etc including some with the whole family which is all sorts of wrong and goes to prove what we've been saying.
Unless Dim is tucking everything back he's the epitome of a dickless bulge less Ken doll.
 
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Jenn talking about a flapper costume she bought years ago. She said she's pretty sure it doesn't fit her anymore.

Tim's thinking I GUARANTEE it doesn't fit you anymore.
Ginn trying to get into her flapper costume:
 
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Jenn talking about a flapper costume she bought years ago. She said she's pretty sure it doesn't fit her anymore.

Tim's thinking I GUARANTEE it doesn't fit you anymore.
That’s how we really know she’s ABSOLUTELY delusional. At what point does she look in the mirror or at herself in footage and say “I’ve only put on like 5 ish pounds.” She is completely deluded and cannot see that she’s put on 50 lbs EASILY

Ginn trying to get into her flapper costume:
The only things flapping in that flapper costume would be her arm wings and her FUPA
 
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Well.... Beware... If you go looking for this site it is definitely NSFW and the adverts are literally porn. I stumbled on it googling for tea, didn't even Google anything bad! I think I started with TTT reddit and this was a few pages of results in!! Hope all the parents that let their kids watch the wholesome Trackers have parental controls switched on.

Some weirdos out there...

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And remember the earlier fingernail on o?
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Then there is this... duck you Jenn even these pervy desperados know you're a liability
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So much speculation about his bits, and pictures of hin in his swimsuits etc including some with the whole family which is all sorts of wrong and goes to prove what we've been saying.
I wasn’t going to look but curiosity got the better of me. Yikes! What is wrong with people? I get that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but how can that many people lust after him? 🤢 And so many commenting on his ginormous bulge in his tight shorts. Again, 🤢
 
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But the sheets smell like bleach? I'm one of those people who, no matter what hotel I'm in, I peel back the sheets and check the edges of the mattress for bed bugs. But I've never smelled bleachy sheets at Disney. And we're just coming back from 3 nights at the Boardwalk. I also wouldn't assume, Tim, that because the sheets have been washed with bleach, there couldn't be bed bugs, because they are usually living in the mattress, not the sheets. Yes, Jenn, even at Disney. Even at the concierge level, bed bugs can happen.
Yup I do what I call the “dead hooker” check. I pull back the sheets, try to move the headboard to see if anything falls out of it, and lift up the mattress to verify nothing is there. I also check closets, drawers, etc.

Wonder if Dim will start doing these things now that we brought up that all hotels/resorts can be prone to issues. #homemovies
 
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I actually think Adam is a fantastic vlogger and cares about his work, he doesn't rinse it for all it's worth unlike TTT. I think going to these parks you know the chances of filming/ on site filming ect. You should have just turned around, it's not as if anyone is watching it to go 'omg theres that random person from tattle life'...
I bleeping love Adam Hattan and I will die on this hill.

Fun to watch, grateful to his viewers, AND knows his stuff when it comes Disney. So many good tips and tricks I’ve gotten from him alone that work.
 
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So the entitled Trackholes are off to California as part of their “busy season” AKA Halloween.
Just a few thoughts 🤔
Despite not eating indoors right now, that rule does not include airports or indoor character breakfasts.
They’ll have to fly first class so their prop can sleep the entire 5 hour flight.
The educator/stanny PA, will accompany them, just because.
They’ll stay at the airport hotel, because it’s just so hard to manage their time and be organised to get to the airport on time, driving 12 miles to the airport.
Timmy won’t have to worry about his pathetic wife being left alone at Disneyland, thanks to the stanny, while he gets his mandatory massage.
They’ll make sure the have the largest room available at the Grand Californian with a fireworks/ theme park view.
J$ will be forced to ride the go coaster, because he loooved it sooo much last year.
Their trip will be shown over at least 3 to 4 weeks.
Mmmh, time will tell🤔
 
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Jenn was some kind of low lever management in a retail store..
Can you Imagine asking for the manager and Gin comes out? I’d be like “oh never mind, I don’t need to return this T-shirt.”
 
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I actually agree about Adam, the face was for Kyle. It's also my choice and prerogative to not want to be in some random person's video. I completely understand the chance of being videoed but not when my child can be clearly seen and someone is making money off it. And it has nothing to do with being a person from Tattle. Believe it or not, that's not how I identify myself as a person :rolleyes:


You are probably right but it doesn't mean I can't try.
Definitely put in a complaint to YOUTube, requesting that the video be taken down. That's the way the "Plaid Hero" got the video he and his child were in taken down from Best Life and Beyond's channel, giving them a strike.

Here's the funniest parody video of of the "Columbia Incident" for anyone who may have missed it. Courtesy of @Cap'n John Dee. 😂

 
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