The Tim Tracker #87 We paid $2000 and all we got was this lousy haircut

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Early days of YouTube Dim felt like that kind of "inbetween" kid at school who invited EVERYONE to his own birthday party every year because he had no real close friends. His channel success is like when one of those kids somehow gets the attention of a celebrity on Twitter and thinks that he is a celebrity himself now, then spends the rest of his life clinging to that fleeting moment of "fame" and belogning - but never figuring out who he (his channel) really is.
 
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And/Or,

Take your son in the pool in your backyard
Take your son to any splash pad
Spend quality time with your son
Pack your fucking cruise bags now before "HECTIC" packing day, including brush and shampoo
 
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It won't be Lynn, they don't keep people in their lives around that long. Narcissistic people tend to drive people away.
I think it won’t be long before Stanny leaves, she’s already set boundaries about weekends, I wonder if she’s going on the cruise(s) with them or are they over a weekend? What will they do if they can’t go to trivia or go for a midnight Buffet or anything else they do when they leave the prop with Stanny “after the prop is asleep” that is.
 
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Even in the UK where halloween isn't as huge as it is over there the stores have things, was in The Range earlier today an they have halloween stuff out, it isn't much but still, most shops will follow quickly if one has it out now
 
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Pretty sure when they say Stanny doesn't "work on the weekends", they mean "weekends during which Stanny already had plans when we desperately decided to do a last-minute staycation after our disastrous July of bad decisions". Do weekends not count when they're cruising?

There is absolutely no way Ginn will survive more than a week without Stanny when they come out to CA in September, so I'm assuming Stanny is coming. Ginn had FOMO last time of staying in the hotel on the "scary hill" at Universal and wants to be able to also complain with Dim about less water being splashed on the Jurassic Park ride (but then also complain about being too wet and cold), complain about the "white stuff" on the 2-foot hot dog, and complain about not being that scared of the houses, and complain about the escalators (gosh it's so tiring to stand on escalators that do all the work of transporting you up and down steep hills!). I think most of their trip will be Ginn needing naps and using J$ as an excuse to only spend 3 hours a day at DL/CA Adventure so she can go snore in her hotel room.

They will also yet again express surprise and confusion about time zones and Ginn will say she's a lazy useless napping fuck cause of "time zones".


Since I’m FB “friends” with Tim, I checked out some of the photos…very attractive Jenn
This pic reminds me of how in the live show Ginn said she wants to rent an RV and take it to "the snow", because she forgot she doesn't like "the snow" and being in an RV is supposed to make her feel nervous. Then she remembered she's supposed to be nervous about everything and remembered two idiots, one who is a useless blob and of no use or help, driving an RV into "the snow" would be a disaster. They seriously are grasping for any ideas of what might magically revive their limp dying channel.
 
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I don’t understand why she is so opposed to kissing her own husband and at the end after they say now it’s time to pay the price it looks like he leaned in for another one and she cut it really quick
Yep.

That's because she's more in love with the camera at this point. Whether or not she wants to admit it.

 
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Yes, and Tim’s face when she said driving in the snow was priceless! I hate driving in the snow and I have FWD, imagine Tim trying to navigate an RV. No, I can’t, because he would never be stupid enough to do that.
 
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Yep.

That's because she's more in love with the camera at this point. Whether or not she wants to admit it.

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He just needs to spray some shrimp cologne all over his pubes-beard and spray some shrimp mouth spray in the hot dog receptacle known as his mouth, and then she might feel inclined to swap spit with him by mouth instead of by sharing bites or licking the same shared spoon.
 
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Yep.

That's because she's more in love with the camera at this point. Whether or not she wants to admit it.

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eeeewwwww, what is this? I went to watch the end and it looks like he wants to bone her right then and there. What has gotten him in the mood like that? She must’ve just used that industrial cleaner on her cooch.
 
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Since I’m FB “friends” with Tim, I checked out some of the photos…very attractive Jenn
Eh...i hate to defend them, like..ever, but it's kinda nice to see her having fun like that. Over the years I think both her and Tim have lost who they once were.
 
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That awkward attempted kiss shot is sad cringe....AND SHE CHOSE TO LEAVE IT IN. She really uses her "editing" to passive aggressively stick knives in Dim.
 
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Does Adam even have a regular FB page? I only see a Public Figure page and a group page.
He's got the same page I always viewed for him.
Shows 161 friends and a pic of their (Adam and Ellen's) wedding. I don't know anything about a group page?
 
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Wish sailings:
3 - day: Friday - Monday
4 - day: Monday - Friday

My big question is where will Stanny Lean sleep if she goes?

The Dream (March) - she had the $8K room adjacent to the Roy O Disney Suite

The Fantasy (May, Mother’s Day) - they claimed J$ slept in the ROD main room.
Remember he got special sheets.

Where did Lean stay? Plus she had to have access to the ROD suite to put J$ to bed.
 
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Dim may be getting more affectionate as DeJennerate morphs more into the look of an uncooked hot dog with her bloated head and every diminishing neck definition.
 
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