The Tim Tracker #82 Quasibojo the Hunchback of Nona Lake

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T-shirt slogan ideas:

"I'll Link That Tattle Thread Down Below"

"Unwell 3 Coffee Company"

"I Was Shadow Banned By The Tim Tracker And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"

Tim Tracker ...

✅ Banned Us From YouTube
✅ Banned Us From Facebook
✅ Banned Us From Reddit

... Yet We're Still Tattling


🤣🤣🤣
 
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Tim Tracker ...

✅ Banned Us From YouTube
✅ Banned Us From Facebook
✅ Banned Us From Reddit

... Yet We're Still Tattling


🤣🤣🤣
Is that why they named their dog, “BANNED IT” ?

“We Got Banned by Tim Tracker. But We’re Still Tattling!”
 
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Today's PSA:

Jenn, STOP what you're doing right now and take the kid outside.

PS. Thank you for reading Tattle.
 
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Here is another idea for a t-shirt slogan

Today I will seize the day
Learn
Better than yesterday
sleep away

Not my best 😂😂
 
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Oh! You know those cringey, targeted, super specific t shirt ads on Facebook? One of those but it lists every one of Jenn’s claimed professions.
There was an idea to do a "Staycation Tour 2020-2021" t-shirt but the list got so long it wouldn't even fit on front and back. Would have to be a dress!
 
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"Yeah!! Delicious!!! This is Really Nice!!!!"
"A Perk of Staying Concierge...Is You Get This T-Shirt"
"This is my pre-T-Shirt T-Shirt"

and this one for J$
"Have You Seen My Mom's Babysitter?" {{picture of Stanny Lynn below}}
 
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Well that NASA Video is sure falling on it's Ass 30k views nearly 24 hours later
 
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All of the shirts would have holes eaten in them from the mice that live in Fort Pampers 🤣 What ever did happen to their own merchandise? Oh wait, that may require work, so it’s an nope for them.

Do we have a shirt idea for the sandblasting jukebox work?
 
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What is up with the party hat today anyway? I see it is (in the US at least) French Fry day.
Tattle anniversary, I think someone said, or French fry day is just as cool.

The Classics collection
Tshirt: Do You Love It?
 
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"Yeah!! Delicious!!! This is Really Nice!!!!"
"A Perk of Staying Concierge...Is You Get This T-Shirt"
"This is my pre-T-Shirt T-Shirt"

and this one for J$
"Have You Seen My Mom's Babysitter?" {{picture of Stanny Lynn below}}
Kid collection:
Are You My Mother?
 
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Took inspiration from everyone’s brilliance 🤎 and trying to keep myself entertained during a boring online presentation
The roller coast needs to be in the shape of a hotdog, going into Tim’s mouth and out the backside and then into the commode.
 
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Oooh, oooh. One more. I could do this all day though

"You Said No, But I Think You Really Meant Yes"
 
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T-tit sumbmissions:

“But first, we are going to use the bathroom”

Just an outline of Jenn’s weird teeth

A tshirt with their staycations list like band merch with an estimated total.

“Won’t eat indoors unless hosted, on a cruise ship, on the Starcruiser, need content, don’t feel like eating outside, etc etc etc ”

a picture of a crying Tim eating churros by a toilet.

a Picture of Jenn with her arms full of merch à la Steve Martin in the Jerk.
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