The Tim Tracker #82 Quasibojo the Hunchback of Nona Lake

[gaga09]

Craig from the Dis and his wife Kylie just announced they’re expecting. I personally love Craig and his media coverage, along with Ryno ans Pete’s rants Due in November too, so jackpot will have some more competition! I feel like they will keep their kid out of the focus though. At least I hope so.

 

[scopeyscope]

Starting to wonder if the kids speech issues are coming from ear issues. Could be he isn’t hearing things clear enough for proper pronunciation

 

[Quasimodo]

Ugh why is the greasy bitch putting her hand on someone else's kid and leaning into his space like she's known him for ages? These vloggers are all so freaking weird, they just rapidly accelerate through boundaries and relationship building all for the sake of filming. Bet you she doesn't even get all close and touchy with her actual niece/nephews since she's not being filmed around them.

 

[MissFitness]

So This was in the comments in today's video, so now he is saying he first had symptoms on Friday, so he got it at the Villains party.View attachment 1415651

He is a liar! I went back and watched the video from the 10th. Jenn says it's Sunday. Pans over to Dim who tells us he woke up yesterday with symptoms and tested positive. Yesterday from a Sunday is Saturday, not Friday you asshat! This makes me believe he absolutely has plans on being out and about today. They are the biggest, pandering, virtue-signaling douchefucks I have ever seen!!

 

[airbusA330]

They’re desperate for views and Dim is a super control freak. That’s why J$ needs to ride coasters now. It’s disgusting. They can go whenever.

Also noticing a trend where the vloggers are misusing the DAS system. So far we have Michael Kay, PMM and now TTT. While technically maybe it’s allowed what TTT and PMM are doing, it’s clearly immoral. MK imo is clearly 100% breaking the rules and should lose his AP. Using the system with other families (PMM/ttt) or without families who can use it (MK), to skip lines, so they can monetize Disney IP should be grounds for an AP revoke. Time for the “unwell 3” to start a letter writing campaign.

 

[DukeOfKent]

I'm pretty shocked that Tim managed to contract COVID. I mean, he doesn't eat indoors... unless it's a fancy cruise ship or a Star Wars hotel or any other place where he's getting freebies. And he sometimes wears a cloth mask! It's alarming that the virus is able to make it through such performative measures! (/s, just in case it wasn't clear)

 

[Quasimodo]

I just want to push all that junk off the counter and into a trash bin. Including the coral blob.

Bets on how long Ginn's drink-holding inflatable flamingo will hang out next to the coffee maker? As long as J$'s helmet has been hanging out on the counter? Will it beat the record held by the broken spice rack and the doggie poop bags?

 

[clipart86]

As the parent of two college kids and a 12 year old, it was interesting to watch the whole Jackson Seven Dwarfs Mine Train situation. First, it seemed as though there was such an overemphasis on how they didn’t force him on it. I’ve deduced that Tim seemed to be really pushing him to go and no matter what editing she did, it would be hard to clean it up, so she pushed the narrative of his choice.

Our 12 year old really loves coasters, so I’ve had to become his coaster buddy because my wife really abhors them. Anyway, he was so excited about Guardians and we finally got a virtual queue time. About two or three minutes before the load, he started getting clammy and nervous about the ride. I talked him through what it was supposed to be like and what we’d seen from the footage out there. I told him that it was his choice if he still wanted to ride even though I knew with how much he’s been loving coasters that this would be a huge hit with him. We got to the load and he was uncomfortable, so I asked if there was any type of child swap or I’d just exit with him. A cast member was super friendly and escorted him out the door at the loading area down to my wife. He still wanted me to ride it along with his brothers and after going on it, I told him that he’s going to love the ride. Now, he’s really looking forward to it, but if he doesn’t want to go for any reason, no worries. I’ll take an Omnimover or boat ride any day. Lol. It’s really obnoxious when people force kids to go on attractions that they don’t want to do. My wife’s parents did that garbage to her repeatedly as a child.

 

[Quasimodo]

Well that NASA Video is sure falling on it's Ass 30k views nearly 24 hours later

The Tim Tracker $83: Failure to Launch

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

He had to admit he was caught! But still tried to adjust his timeline. They are too much The funny thing is, it's really not THAT big of a deal. I just love that he was caught

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He misspoke? He said I woke up yesterday... You can misspeak saying I went to the mall on Wednesday when it was really Tuesday. You can't really misspeak yesterday. I know they can't keep track of Halloween, Christmas, hurricane season, but yesterday should be a pretty easy one.

Oh what a tangled web we weave.

And look, he's now miraculously negative. They will be at F&W today.

 

[MissFitness]

"Does This T-Shirt Smell Like Desperation?"

 

[saraaaah90]

Dim got COVID again and Ginn most likely claimed another faint line test.

Hold up Tim got COVID again but he is going to the parks sans mask and spreading it. Doesn’t that go against their philosophy?

 

[2020planner]

Man…imagine lying out of your asshole SO FUCKING MUCH that you literally cannot keep up with said lies for more than a few seconds

I know.

I mean, maybe it's splitting hairs but seriously - one sec it's giving the impression of feeling like crap when you first wake up, the next it's after you came back from a 3-mile run w/ zero loss of energy???

Though - to his credit, listening to him ATM is WAY less annoying than hearing her interject every two seconds -

[pointing finger in the air] "I will say..."

 

[Love_the_kitz]

One more:

I’ve conquered every commode in Disney World (like the mountain challenge shirts)

That is no easy feat. I'm still finding ones I didn't know were there to this day.

The Tim Tracker #83: Conquering Every Commode in Disney World

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Taylor and Josh--WDW Couple--are at Disneyland Paris #hosted for the Avengers Media Preview. I cannot even imagine how much that pisses Tim and Jenn off.

 

[mjm9]

That child is not ready for big rides. He's not even 3 year old. He doesn't understand what he's says "yes" and "ok" to because he knows that those are the answers that he is trained to say.

Least we forget that in the Bojo household NO means YES.

Ask Jackprop any question. He will stare blankly into space and say “yeah” as he has been trained to do. T&J will then interpret his reply and frame it the way THEY want it to mean.

Thank God, their human prop displaying he has more intelligence than his parents with refusing to go on mine train, a ride that he is clearly not emotionally ready for, despite being tall enough! I’m amazed he wasn’t forced on it

I’ve always thought that J$ was smarter than his parents.

Glad that other family was there, else he would have been forced on 7DMT for sure!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Instead of being a responsible father he tossed his child off to whomever would take him (that family) and climbed aboard by himself, both to prove that the DAS pass was not wasted on him and I think he was even sending a message to his son, one of "If you don't want to do what Daddy wants to do, you get left behind." That's a real fear with children, and it sucks that he used that on him.

I think you are on to something here. J$ wasn't upset about how if he didn't ride, no one should ride. He was upset that his father ditched him and left him upset at the loading dock with his useless mother and her handler, Lyn.

I think the CM had something to do with Tim not just picking him up and tossing him in, but I think it was J$ having a shit fit in front of their new friends with DAS benefits, who might continue to come in handy for a little bit.

 

[jwee]

Why would they hide the fact JennBo had Covid though? Isn't she all about getting sympathy? I agree the N95 style mask at the store and her absence from the vlogs seem to indicate she had it but why hide it? That's what I can't quite sort out. Maybe so she could go to the Villains thing?

because tim was testing negative and they wanted/needed to get back to disney vlogs. if you admit your wife you live with has covid and you're out going to the parks you invite shitstorms.

 

[CMDisney]

God, MK has fallen so hard. Went from having regular 100-200k+ views on videos to being lucky to break 15k.

Trackers, be aware. This is your future.

Yep... It's a sad decline. Once things start crumbling, it's difficult to turn around. Tim and Jenn, prepare your butt cheeks...

No Tim sighting yet, but it’s still early. The booths are just starting to open now. Lots and lots of vloggers. No one I recognize. You can’t get near the merch because they’re all filming it. I may have walked into a shot or too because I’m not waiting while someone is making money off something they aren’t even going to buy.

Good for you! You go, @xmasbdaygirl!!! Vlog the vloggers, my friend! God speed!!

 

[Quasimodo]

She boiled over water last night (but she's such a good cook you guyyzzzzzz), and she's like "I'll never be able to get this off". It.... doesn't even look like you've tried, Ginn? Then she's like "omg I have to flip all the tempeh over oh my gosh!" Oh no! Her life is so stressful!! She wants a camera that gives a bird's eye view of the stove, "like buzzfeed or those cooking shows". First things first, Ginn. Try not to boil water over and throw away that tetanus pan.