The Tim Tracker #67 Jenn you are a witch

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I'm going with not pregnant. I don't think she would have gone on the Aqua Duck or Pelican Plunge if she even remotely thought she might be pregnant. The cruise was, what 3 weeks ago? Plus she drank a shitload on that cruise.

Maybe she's wearing the maternity top for a good luck kind of thing? Maybe it wasn't an actual maternity top but like a size 20-22 and it's what fits her best right now. Either way, horizontal stripes are not her thing. She should burn that top.
 
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Yeah, I don't think she was, or believed she was, pregnant on the cruise.

I think it's a dress, not a shirt.
 
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I think it's a dress
Either way, dress/top throw it on the fire pit. Horizontal stripes are not good on her.

If she even remotely thought she was pregnant on that cruise, they would have done some Mickey gimmick announcement like they did in Aulani. There's no way they wouldn't have taken full advantage of the Mouse.
 
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This is a spot on observation and such a well written post.

Tim needs to hang out with people like Adam The Woo more often, maybe it will help keep him grounded and bring him back to earth. What is his social life like anyways? Jenn, Lynn (Jenn II), the Buddy, nervous fangirls in the parks, the social media teams around town while begging for invites..? That’s it?

How does Tim decompress from the stressful environment of the theme parks and his constant anxiety about covid? He seems genuinely happy and relaxed when he is doing Legos, why doesn’t he start a second channel / stream of income dedicated to just Legos? I don’t know what that genre is like on YouTube, but I’d imagine there’s plenty of watch minutes in a time lapse of a long build. It would give him an opportunity to decompress the way he likes to, monetize another hobby of his, and still gives him the opportunity to buy expensive shit.

or you know, continue to stuff your face with theme park junk food from the company that gives you your entire lifestyle but is still somehow never fully satisfying
 
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Her mama June dress was a maternity dress - she outgrew it. Yikes! #embarrassing ... Who knows, maybe she bought the stripped disaster again recently in a much bigger size?

 
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I don't think she thought she was pregnant on the cruise, like I already said. I get it, nobody wants to believe she is pregnant, or wants her to be. She said she isn't. I am just speculating like we do about crazier shit. The blood test and feeling tired and unwell stuff is strange to everyone. I can see it being milked for views one way or the other.
 
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Oh boo frickity hoo Jenn with your “allergy attack.” I’ve been sick all freaking week and had to go to work every damn day in what is one of our most obnoxiously busy weeks where I’ve been screamed at by the lovely general public over issues I have zero control over while basically running three departments at the same time. All I wanted was to be able to stay home and sleep, even for half a day. Woe is her.

But hey, at least tomorrow is Friday!
 
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Something is genetically wrong with J$. It's called his parental units. They are as shitty as it gets and they go out of their way to stunt development in their offspring.

She's wearing her old maternity clothes because that's all that fits her fat ass anymore. She was skinnier in her boobs, arms, legs, etc when she was 8+ months pregnant. She just refuses to go shopping for real sizes that really actually fit her now.
 
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I actually do watch a lot of lego YouTubers. My oldest son and I have a Lego city we build (and redo) on 2 8x3 foot tables. So we watch certain vloggers to get ideas and tips. Tim could get away with a Lego channel like Tom Does Disney has and just build and talk. Not sure how much revenue it would bring in. But many of the Lego channels give tips and advice on how to get a certain look for a build or how to find sets at a discount, etc. Or how they organize. I think we all know the trackashians have zero organizational skills. If anyone is bored, check out the channel Kragle Creations. This guy has built an entire Magic Kingdom out of Lego. It’s crazy and awesome.
 
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Exactly. She's worn her maternity clothes before as she's started to gain weight again. @bakerbetty showed the pic too of one such example. You're spot on. That's what she feels comfortable in. And some of them may not even be "technically" maternity wear; they may just be larger sizes that she bought while pregnant. And some of those Lilly dresses may actually not even be that comfortable for her to wear - but she bought them for the cruise and felt the need to wear that boob-busting orange monstrosity of a too-tight babydoll dress for that single reason.

I don't think she's pregnant. I'm w/ the camp that she'd *not* keep telling us she's *not* pregnant. Instead, they'd leave it ambiguous and then do a big reveal again - something over-the-top to top the last "reveal" at MK.

Plus she's been drinking a shit ton of and eating crap. I think, in reality, they're "trying" but not really trying ...aka too busy living the "good life."
 
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i also think she is newly pregnant and having morning sickness. I think the big announcement will be on the Mother’s Day cruise.
 
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i also think she is newly pregnant and having morning sickness. I think the big announcement will be on the Mother’s Day cruise.
Definitely possible. It isn't like this speculation is as crazy as some stuff that has been said here. It is just speculation, because nobody here knows anything for sure. In the last few weeks we have seen people say all of them had COVID, Stanny has COVID, Stanny was fired, Tim has a serious disease, Jenn had face work done, Tim was getting a tummy tuck or vasectomy during or instead of a hernia surgery.. It is just what we do here. I personally feel all this mentioning of Jenn not being well, vaguely mentioning being so tired, saying it was like allergies, then saying she took COVID tests and it isn't that but she has blood work coming up, is strange. Why even mention it? Just say you are sick and move on. I am just speculating that that will come into play later, with a stupid clickbait vlog one way or the other. This idiot posted a "we're sad" video with a fake dramatic thumbnail and got more fking clicks and views than videos at parks with Tim.

Just saying it is possible she believes she is pregnant right now (not 3 weeks ago, but now) and is dragging this shit along saying she isn't or because she took some faint lines at-home test like she does with COVID. She could just be getting fatter by the day also, and wants to wear her ugly pregnancy dress she wore in the good old days. Maybe she actually went into her Container Store closet and cleaned it? Wait, that's going too far.
 
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Im more offended by them changing it to witch. As a wiccan, I can assure you she is not one of us.

Congrats on your suggestion being chosen though. Shame it was censored, didn't think that was this site's style.
Agreed, as a Pagan and practicing witch i felt she certainly isnt deserving of the title
 
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Speaking of speculation, there is no way Tim didn't get his hair dyed, right? It so obviously switched colors recently from sort of lighter with almost a golden tone to it and now it is dark as shit.

Someone recently mentioned his side grays on here. And in the "boys day" vlog, he was wearing a baseball cap (since when?) and then later after his hair appointment it was super DARK.
 
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Nah... Jenn doesn't read.
She DOES read, too much actually because she is always reading instead of editing or watching her child or properly grocery shopping instead of opening meal boxes every single day. But she only reads internet comments that may or may not be about her
 
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I agree with everything except I don't think, even in her glory, Jenn was that hot. Just average. My husband and I are business partners, we work all day together but we definitely don't look at our relationship like they do even though the business would fall apart if something happened to one of us since we have separate talents. Their life is sad. Definitely not jealous. J$ is a sweet boy and they are missing everything.
 
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Is it too much to hope for a scenario in which his hair dye starts dripping down the side of his face on a hot day a la rudy guiliani? I guess he's too concierge-y to do his own at-home (hair) dying and do one of those brush-in type of dyes, but that would have me cackling the way they cackle at "my fajitas".
 
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Well the new Vlogg is up - sadly it contains all three of them. Its good to see Ginn and Tim taking on board our feedback about their eating - Tim attempting to be healthy with a Vegan hamburger, Gin with a meat and salad roll. (of course they then both abandoned any attempt to be healthy by adding a thwack of chips and melted cheese (bUt ItS VeGaN) and brownie and ice cream.) All those pounds are gonna sneak back on, Tim!

I did notice however (again good to see they are taking our feedback) they seemed to be asking J$ more open questions and pausing so he can answer rather than just speaking for them. Still no Lynn - that must be one heck of a cruise.......
 
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