The Tim Tracker #57 Kid? What Kid?

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Is she wearing a bathrobe in that thumbnail?
 
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For a grown man, Dim is about as dumb as a a box of rocks. Tim's pronunciation of things always makes me roll my eyes. If I hear him say "chore-eat--zo" again I'm going to scream. And now "outdoor motor?" Literally put down the camera and pick up a dictionary man!

I had to comment on that "mansion" video to say it was the most cluttered, tacky place I've ever seen. Not sure if the comment got deleted or not, as I haven't checked, but I'm sure it did. I don't understand why they can't take criticism on their content and run with it to make things better. Seems like TTT and BLAB (where I usually comment) just can't stand to see they are not as great as they think they are.
 
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Probably because Tim is desperate for Jackson to interact with the camera, and even at just 2 I’m sure Jackson can tell he’s being disingenuous.

He wants him to perform like a trained monkey and it’s so gross.
 
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I hate all these themed homes. I mean it’s great for a group of families that don’t want to pay outrageous prices for hotels closer to Disney but still feel like you’re on a Disney vacation. I personally think they are all cheesy but you know the home owners are probably making a killing renting them out. This mansion schtick is so lame. Anyone with real money would never stay there.

I’m not buying this crap about having the nanny to help with watching Jackson but mainly to help teach him more. The only reason is so they can get “busy” every chance they get to have another baby. Just what the world needs.. another Tracker.
 
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I literally could only watch this video for four minutes. We know Jackson is there. I thought that this girl was a preschool teacher to teach Jackson preschool, because she’s a former or still is an elementary school teacher. Why the F then would she go with them places if she wasn’t the nanny? I am so sick and tired of their righteousness they think they are so above everyone else and Mrs. Slobola I can’t stand her stupid smile with her teeth I want to slap her.
 
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Probably because Tim is desperate for Jackson to interact with the camera, and even at just 2 I’m sure Jackson can tell he’s being disingenuous.

He wants him to perform like a trained monkey and it’s so gross.
Exactly, they talk at him like he is a trained animal. I would not be surprised if the edit out the parts where they whistle, snap, and clap to get his attention. Bojo Poppins also seems to have completely given in to their BS parenting standards already.
 
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What the heck was with the “Shaquille O’Neal is a basketball player that is very tall and this is his shoe” or whatever crap it was that came out of Tim’s mouth… the kid is two years old he has no clue what the fuck you’re talking about shut up dude
 
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Haven't watched but why is Dim dressed up for a safari? He looks like he is the dim-witted host of a child's show pretending to to take the children on a safari hunt in the pictures.
His regular voice and old, dry humor were great. Now with his fake Kermit voice, ding dang, dumb questions to the camera....his channel seems geared towards children.
 
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Haven't watched but why is Dim dressed up for a safari? He looks like he is the dim-witted host of a child's show pretending to to take the children on a safari hunt in the pictures.
He was trying to be funny with Safari scene in the house. I know dad jokes were meant to be corny. But I found it eye roll worthy and cringy.
 
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I HAD to respond to this. I remember that comment as well…and it’s absolute horseshit for a multitude of reasons…

1) JennyNoShowers is NOT a girly girl. She’s the furthest thing from it at the moment. She hardly bathed and takes zero pride in her appearance. Those are not, I REPEAT NOT, characteristics of a “girly girl”

B) She would have been just as shitty of a mother if she laid an egg…doesn’t matter the sex of its inhabitants. JennyNoShowers is just a POS

D) I am the girliest girl. My mom said since the day I was born “I swear you came out covered in glitter”. I have always LOVED makeup, beauty, glitter, anything that sparkles I loved it. When they told me I was having a boy, I cried, I wanted a girl SO badly. I wanted the bows and the dresses and the girly bullshit. Now I cannot imagine my life ANY DIFFERENTLY. Lately, since it’s been cold, my little dude and I have been playing a game called the Lizard Relocation Team. We find cold little lizards and move them to warm sunny spots in the bushes. Also, the other day we made a mud pit in the backyard. So yeah, that “girly girl” excuse is a bullshit cop out

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I’m not totally fucking stupid and I know how to properly name and order a list. Apparently Buzz from Home Alone jokes don’t play well after the holidays
 
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Please stick to a naming convention! You can't bullet point something with 1, then B then D without triggering people like myself! There's a good YouTuber that I used to like watching until I realised his habit of giving choices for 'Number A or Number B' - I can't watch him any more for the same reason!
 
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This stan posts this similar comment on every. single. upload.
Usually it's her commenting about can't wait until she sells her "beautiful home and moves to Florida" so she can go do all the things they do. I'm expecting her to start calling herself Auntie Lisa soon.
 

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I did it as a joke…like Buzz in Home Alone

Apparently it doesn’t translate well via text or after the holidays
 
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TimCameraMan was there for Jackprop because he had to be. Yes he loves his son, but I think it’s far easier for him to pawn off the regular caring duties to Lynn the Nanny. Jackprop is definitely a prop or perform on demand actor for the channel. That’s been shown far too many times since his birth.

Someone asked about the nap times earlier in this thread, I bet Jackprop doesn’t have regimented nap times with Lynn the Nanny. Those naps were for the Trackholes benefit, nothing more. Speaking of the Nanny, can we let go of the notion that she is in home “educator”?? She is a Nanny, babysitter, in-home day care, au pair, child wrangler. Why is it so hard for the stans to see this?? #homemovies
 
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I did it as a joke…like Buzz in Home Alone

Apparently it doesn’t translate well via text or after the holidays
I figured you were just channeling how J3apps would write and thought it was brilliant lol. Also, the lizard relocation game sounds awesome!
 
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