You're review is more thorough than Dims could ever beYou got a Chicago dog. Which underneath the pickle, etc. Is still a hot dog (my Chicago family is going to kill me for being a snark on that one).
In DC area you have the Half Smoke (which is (sorry DC people), just a fatter version of a hot dog and does taste a little different, but still a hot dog).
You have a brat, which some people treat as a hot dog.
Those red hot dogs you get in the NE part of the US.
Then you get vegan dog.
End of the day, it is something with meat (well except for the vegan dog) in tube form, in a bun with toppings (unless you have it plain).
Did I miss anything?
Followed by, he wouldn't try that many because of something he didn't like
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