The Tim Tracker #45 Don't 💩 where you eat

[jumpman23]

Been away from the Slackers for a while. Video just appeared on my YT for Kennedy space centre.

Why is the thumbnail Tim eating. He is literally at one of the leading places for cutting edge tech and science and that fat f*ck shows food.....

 

[Quasimodo]

"I didn't realize traveling with a child was so hard, so let's do an even longer journey just to go to Hawaii where I'll forget to put sunscreen on my prop and spend most of the day sleeping or complaining!" Hope these two have fun with with J$ waking up at 1am instead of 4am this time! "Wow, that's so surprising, it's not like there's a 6 hour time difference or anything!"

Meanwhile Jennyturdlines will still get up at 11am which would be 5pm Florida time. Then off the to the character breakfast lunch (I'm guessing Aulani has one of those cause it's another great way to get people to waste their money to get some cold eggs and bacon just to wave to Mickey). These two will surely complain - there's a worker shortage everywhere and it's pretty bad in Hawaii too - I feel bad for the workers who have to put up with the droves of tourists who still go to Hawaii because damn it, it doesn't matter what's going on in the world, they deserve their overpriced vacation!

 

[Southpaw33]

To be fair, while not an Adam fan (used to be). I do like to read his comments, as I find some of them funny. He had admitted in some comments that other vloggers cover Disney better than him. Not sure if that is something to get attention or he actually means it. Either way, the fantasy house he went on the 29th of Oct give or take was the first video I've watched of his in a while.

Yeah, I mean we all critique the vloggers about what we don't like or what they should change, then Adam admits he has been at Disney too often, he was tired of it himself, and he wants to change. Then a bunch of people claim he is looking for attention or is lying. He very well may go back to *some* Disney in the future, but he's human and he may change his mind? I give him credit for admitting it is oversaturated content and he lost all the magic filming his every move in the parks. He said he may do a few special vlogs now and then, but he seems pretty serious to me. I think he had some moment that recently put his life in perspective.

 

[Love_the_kitz]

Baby's first churro. Now that is what I call riveting content!

I didn't and won't be watching...
Did Tim make sure to teach Jackson how to eat a churro properly the Tracker way? (That is, on the floor of a hotel bathroom)

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I know that I'm going to have to wait a long long time for this videos, but I cannot wait to see their experience in Hawaii. We leave for Aulani on 12/19 and from what I've researched, and I've researched a lot, Aulani is not anywhere near close to pre-covid Aulani right now. The big popular restaurant isn't open yet, there are no refillable drinks, you don't get a lei greeting, no kids clubs. So we are going to hear some major bitching from them. Those poor guest services people!

 

[Quasimodo]

Looking forward to the day Jennyturdlines asks "WHAT DO YOU THINK BUUUDDDDY?" and J$ has enough vocabulary and sass to say, "I hate it, Jennifer".

 

[Vatulele]

This is what I have been saying. It truly is family movie time with them. They don’t offer any tips on traveling or anything substantive from the parks. Maybe I am a bit more jaded as as a WDW AP and going several times a week, but they don’t offer any true tips on visiting the parks.

Exactly, you think Tim would’ve gone out at some point and asked about stroller rentals, or what bathrooms are best for changing stations or the baby care center, child switch for rides like Incredicoaster, what are quieter spots in the parks for resting if you want to have a spot to have snacks or settle down for an afternoon rest.

It is a family channel at this point, regardless of them going to Disney all the time.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

“Young parents” wtf they are nearly 40. That’s not a set of “young parents” shit for brains

And before anyone wants to twist my fucking post and come for me.

I’m not saying they are old farts or anything…they just are definitely not “young parents” by any means

 

[FireWife]

I hear banjo music... and not the good kind...

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Poor Julie, she doesn't understand the incompetence of the Trackers.

 

[Lankylamb]

From YouTubes Guidelines:

YouTube doesn’t allow content that endangers the emotional and physical well-being of minors. A minor is defined as someone under the legal age of majority -- usually anyone younger than 18 years old in most countries/regions.

Have reported the channel - channel home>report user

Feel free to do the same and copy my reason

"
This channel continues to use their baby for money, subjecting baby to experiences they are not old enough to protest against and 'training' the baby to do things to increase audience engagement
Your guidelines state that endangering the emotional and physical well-being of minors is not allowed "

 

[DisNuts]

How many times can they say “Buddy” and “what do you think, Buddy?” in one video?? So effing annoying.

Also, par for the course to have her interrupt Tim to scold him “hey save some of that for me! I wanna try it!” Just stop it and eat your own dinner!

 

[2020planner]

Tim confirms at the end that J. said no to Golden Zephyr and they listened to him.

It's a start.

Well, at least for this vlog.

 

[2020planner]

They are literally two nobodies who started a YouTube channel.

They didn't cure cancer.
They didn't launch rocket ships to the moon.
They didn't negotiate world peace.

I have no fucking idea why these stans get this away about these two yokels.

 

[Galorious]

How much happier are they being out without J$?! It was like watching a different couple. We all need breaks and time to ourselves but boy, it was really noticeable just how much brighter they are without him. No bickering.

 

[Anniebee]

I don’t think they were gifted massages. They would totally have played like “thanks to the spa for hosting our influential selves” if they were.

Also, if being in a room on a high floor of a hotel on a hill gives you anxiety, then request one on a lower floor. I mean…

 

[Love_the_kitz]

He has one parent who says he’s fine & one who actually believed the terror on his face. His answers to questions he really doesn’t understand are just ridiculous. Tim doesn’t want a wussy son- he wants one who loves thrills and he’ll do what he can to convince J$ that he is fine- no matter what. Talk about a shifty stage parent- Timmy is way worse than Jennyfaintlines.

They're both horrible in their own ways, and as a result this little guy will "pay the price."

My opinion: he's still under 2 years old. While a roller coaster is fun to older children and adults becuase of that thrill factor that comes with height, turns and speed, most children under 4 are just looking for pure and simple fun NOT thrills. They want the little rides.

I agree with karen there, Tim is an ass. He had to get riviting first rollercoaster ride content and shoved his little guy on.

 

[Quasimodo]

I think they're trying to keep him a baby him in some ways and trying to make him grow up too fast in others.

Seriously, this kid is getting so many mixed signals. Can't play with a hotel room phone, but let's stick him on a coaster just cause he's tall enough. I feel like a kid should at least be able to form enough words together to say, "no, I don't want to" before you stick him on a coaster.

Also the kid is basically like Pavlov's dogs at this point when they ask him if he looooooved something. He just knows to give a thumbs up regardless of how he actually feels. Imagine the day he realizes he actually doesn't give a flying fudge about Disney, or theme parks. This kid will either become the worst version of these two nincompoops combined, or he'll go the opposite direction and become an adult that rejects everything his parents made him do and will move to CA when he's 18.

Also they're doing such a disservice to everything Disneyland/CA Adventure have to offer, I hope all of their stupid stans who live closer to WDW than DL choose not to come here. Just go drool over that "big castle" in a humid swamp instead.

 

[Boobzmagee]

What in the fresh hell is this face???

 

[shadee91762]

What was the point of even getting a ticket for Jenn to go if she was going to be there a couple of hours and then need an "escort" back to the hotel that is connected to California Adventure?

Yikes