I wish they'd give that poor kid a haircut already. But apparently the world might end if he doesn't get his "first" haircut at Harmony Barbershop. I've got no problems with kids with long hair, but the Slackers have specifically been putting off getting him a haircut for this one reason. What's the freaking difference, whether it's first, second or eleventh haircut? Should adults never go to HB since it wouldn't be their first haircut? If it were me, I actually think it might be fun to give my kid his first haircut myself. I'm not a professional hairdresser, but I'm sure there are plenty of videos on YT that show how to do it safely. But of course that would require Ginn to be an actual mother and have some patience with him.