The Tim Tracker #172 And on the seventh day, Jenn rested, along with the 1st thru 6th day

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2020planner

All of this. It doesn't add up, once also figuring in the bday bash, giving the Switch to Butters, etc. I think someone with her comments to bday is both overdramatizing effects and fibbing a bit. But maybe this will teach someone a lesson not to blast their neighbors and / or random people walking past or stopping in front of their apartment (that they're renting; the walkway is not your property) on Reddit and / or X with Ring pics. Cuz if you weren't such a Karen on X all the time, railing on everyone and anyone, you would be just a blip on our radar.

@WDWUO83, it always seemed like we were told to stop once a certain someone posts...I've started to notice a trend. Perhaps others have as well.

Oliver is turning into a quite a cutie, I must say. I believe there's still hope for him.
I also love how Jenn pointed out the beer fest and said it "sounds fun."
I can't keep up. Isn't she still acting like she doesn't drink? Or is that done with since the last cruise?

 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

eatcherheartout said:
Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Jackson say, “I want blueberries.” And Tim said, “we have blueberries at home.” Or did I mishear?
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Correct. Which made no sense to me since if you knew you were going to go to a blueberry festival why buy blueberries at Publix that week.

I'm a little interested in relevant tea but at this point I'd rather they just fade into oblivion as well especially if it does effect them as emotionally as they claim. They bit a bullet that they weren't further down the rabbit hole or secret tunnel in this case.
 
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Giles21

eatcherheartout said:
Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Jackson say, “I want blueberries.” And Tim said, “we have blueberries at home.” Or did I mishear?
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Yup. Butters was whining about wanting blueberries and Dim of course said in his best douche voice, we have some at home. The ones at home were probably old and moldy-perfect to give to OG to shut him up.
 
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Southpaw33

eatcherheartout said:
Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Jackson say, “I want blueberries.” And Tim said, “we have blueberries at home.” Or did I mishear?
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Imagine if he said no to things far more unnecessary-

I want expensive stretch mark cream
I want to spend a mortgage payment on a Sephora haul
I want a 57th Corkcicle
I want a solo Waldorf staycation
I want to hire a party planner for a 1 year old’s birthday party
I want 10 tshirts from St Thomas
I want a dress that looks like a quilted bedspread
 
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2020planner

I will never get this about them. If they claim to still be a travel vlogger channel showing you everything to do in Central Fla, they never have gone out of their way to give useful information on this event (or most other short-lived event)

They always go either on the last day (Sun) or, in years' past, if they did go on the first day (Sat) - it's a 2-day event, she wouldn't post the vlog until days later, when everything is over.

Wouldn't you think - if you were really trying to be informative - you would go on the first day, say in the vlog that it's still going on tomorrow for anyone interested and / or in the area on vacation, here's the hours, blah blah blah, and then make sure that vlog is posted by the evening? I mean, it's still daylight here when they're back from the festival. I think they were there for maybe 3-4 hours only. They could have gone on Sat. and she posted it then.

But she's more interested in spending time showing us a damn fucking "haul" from the festival that means jack shit to everybody watching.

 
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fiveleggedgoat

Can’t wait until the day Jackson starts using their own logic on them…

But mom, you already have Black Brothers Brew coffee at home…

And dad, you already have hot dogs at home, remember we still have 200 left over from the birthday party…

And mom, why do you need another meal? You already ate 3?
 
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rockatansky

In my brain, the 'We have blueberries at home' thing was maybe a play off the meme. KnowYourMeme is telling me it's called "We have food at home." But this could be way off, and Tim's lame attempt at being funny and hip, or maybe he genuinely meant it.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

She quasi drinks now. But not as much I used to guyzzz. Whatever. The cork container cannot tell lies same with the scale.
 
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eatcherheartout

The logic they use when it comes to getting things for their kids is baffling. They can buy a bunch of corkcicle cups and a $200 moisturizer for Jenn but buying Jackson’s favorite fruit or giving him $5 for a video game is too much.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

eatcherheartout said:
The logic they use when it comes to getting things for their kids is baffling. They can buy a bunch of corkcicle cups and a $200 moisturizer for Jenn but buying Jackson’s favorite fruit or giving him $5 for a video game is too much.
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I almost think they out the corkcicle out of spite to show they didn't need a free one like Dicky got.
 
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TheDimSnacker

eatcherheartout said:
I think that’s usually caused by an ill fitting bra. She probably hasn’t sized up her bras since gaining weight.
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I think in some marine mammals they are called pectoral fins.
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Quasimodo said:
Omg I really am sorry to laugh about this, but I caught this and it's like Ginn of Blueberry Festival Present and Ginn of Blueberry Festival Future if she keeps on eating like she does.
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I'd say like 5 minutes into the future....she ain't far off.
 
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Quasimodo

I like how throughout the voog she confidently says they go every year and of course they’ll be going next year.

Because in one of the last two live shows she said she didn’t even know when it was this year and wasn’t sure they’d be going. And either that’s true or she said that to throw their local stans off their trail or not-stans-we-just-coincidentally-met-in-line former friends.
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quietcandy said:
She 1000% will be doing the wine pairing. She never passes up something like that.
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I hope there will be some Mo-aaaaaaayyy included!
 
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rockatansky

eatcherheartout said:
The logic they use when it comes to getting things for their kids is baffling. They can buy a bunch of corkcicle cups and a $200 moisturizer for Jenn but buying Jackson’s favorite fruit or giving him $5 for a video game is too much.
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It's because Jenn is a child in an adult suit. It's all 'Me, me, me!' 'What about meeeee?'. Heaven forbid she treats the kids to something. The world would simply end if she didn't get herself expensive cosmetics or if she went without getting to snaffle up some gourmet cupcake. Maybe it's arrested development. Maybe it's narcissism. Maybe it's Maybelline (jk she wouldn't spend that little on something for herself would she?)
 
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TheDimSnacker

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Probably will complain ab ow the toilets at VA are too fancy...ugh.
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Do they have one of those guys in there that turn the water on for you and then expect a tip? He would definitely complain about that. Mainly because he would feel obligated to wash his hands which is difficult while holding your fuzzy balls, merkin mic, and murse.
 
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