The Tim Tracker #166 All I want for my husband's birthday is a Nanny

[CoolWhip]

I think the attraction CMs can see when you scan in if it’s a DAS or a LL.

I just don’t see them risking something like that. They don’t do enough rides or take the kids to the parks that often anyway.

Yes if it is DAS it will light blue and they verify the people on the DAS are the ones checking in

 

[Forest]

They don’t even know what apartments over stores are. They could never manage public transportation lol

 

[bumpire]

We talk a lot about how the Slackers won the life lottery, fall upwards, everything miraculously works out for them…but does it?
They don’t seem to hold onto friends or have real friendships (at least J4D). Do not use or exercise their brains on critical thinking to the point of becoming stupid and vapid. Contribute nothing society. Fail their children.
Can we even look at them and say it’s a happy marriage based on mutual respect and love? I’d so not.
The saying “money doesn’t buy you happiness“ definitely applies to here. They never really even liked Disney, but it paid the bills. Now they are stuck doing that and pretending to be the “ding dang” laughing couple they used to make fun of. Dimmy used to be a little funny with a dry wit. They are mere shells of the happy people they used to be. Sad really.
Declining views, saturated market, axed off the Disney/Universal invite list, and completely financially dependent on a “career” that has a very unstable shelf life and expiration date attached to it.
Placing all of their self worth and family stability on stan loyalty and a shaky YT platform. Don’t even get me started on their health.
Would I want any piece of their so called “lucky life”? Nope, hard pass for me.

What’s the saying about money buying happiness?

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Amanda now.....
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Amanda after Jenn is finished sucking the life out her....
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That is an insult to Mrs Brown. Amanda will never be a sassy old lady full of tricks.

 

[2020planner]

Oh dear lord, this woman. If only there was a place where you can look up what is included with your pass. It clearly states 1 free admission. I mean, that wouldn't even make sense if you could double dip like that. Everyone would renew in September and October.

I looked to see if she was a part of the UOAP Facebook group and she is not. Those people there will chew her up and spit her out. They would make her cry.

Yup. That FB group can be brutal.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Fucks sake. Knowing if you can write off catnip on your taxes is not an indicator of intelligence, Mandy.

Veterinary bills, pet insurance, food, supplies, training, grooming, boarding, and transportation costs are all examples of pet expenses you can write off on taxes. However, you can only claim pets on taxes if they meet certain criteria, such as contributing to income or serving a medical need.
Amanda should be asking these questions to an accountant though and not seeking advice on Twitter.

 

[Dillon21]

They have been a thing for as long as I've been a decorator, about 17 years. Our company gives them away for free if the parents also get a cake for the one year old's birthday party.

Are they usually that big? I am assuming in situations (like Jackson and Oliver's case) were the kid does not actually smash it and picks at it or in Jackson's case if I remember correctly he did not even really pick at it if they parents just eat the cake anyway? I saw Oliver looked like he ended up just messing up the frosting and the cake was mostly intact otherwise.

 

[Loueylouay]

How the hell do you book a cruise or any sort of vacation and NOT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING?

And what's with the laughing emojis.....it's not funny to be a complete idiot

 

[cavamom]

When you're an all knowing vlogger
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And if we are doing theme songs here's a few other suggestions:
Jenn: The Blob
Tim and Jenn: Eat It, Vacation
Dick: All By Myself

Do we know why Amanda and her employee moved to Orlando? I assumed it was bc they wanted to live near Disney. You don’t move to be near Disney and not know this basic information.

 

[court2022]

Jenn got a video up before noon? Wow.

Tim: “As you know, we are a car family.”
Jenn: *fake laughs unnecessarily*
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That was so odd.

 

[hcslacs]

I’m looking up this Adriana person and interestingly she just announced she’ll be on the David Vacation Rentals fan cruise. I believe this same company has hooked up the Trackers with some DVC stays before.

I wonder if they will also #host the Trackers. Nick might be gunning for an invite too, if he doesn’t have one already.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

So are they on the cruise now, home from the cruise today?

Well it was posted like around noonish may have uploaded it before they left for the boat since they got on at almost three last time.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Ugh, she treats X how some people used to treat LiveJournal back in the day.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Imagine being so boring we'd rather talk about the Temu Trackers and a privileged woman in another country on the Tracker thread

Dim and Ginn have to be so bored of themselves too, despite Ginn pretending everything excites her from fried chicken to vegan diarrhea to the same fucking redundant cruise to the same fucking redundant places.

I just can't imagine not dying of boredom if I was Ginn and my brain was as empty as hers. Do you think she remembered to pack her 27 hardcover books for the cruise? How will she survive without reading (aka using the book as a pillow while napping and snoring her ass away) while Da Baby waddles over to the railing with no supervision otherwise?

Somehow I think Temu Trackers and Privileged Princess could be used in a thread title...

Oh, is Temu Jenn throwing a fit on X like OG Jenn does.

Ugh, OG Jenn is probably forgetting if they have an early dinner currently and is just so stressed she is going to have a before dinner snack of some cruise tenders that she'll make sure to tell you are better than Cane's. And speaking of Cane's I almost feel like they somehow need to be added to the Wiki.
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Such an attention whore and not qualified to do travel vlogs on theme parks at all. In addition to the possible TikTok band I'm guessing she started the channel in an attempt to write off her annual passes on her taxes. Seems something she'd do

 

[CoolWhip]

That is the 7-day Fantasy cruise my daughter and I did.

 

[Forest]

I think his abstinence from alcohol has to do with his hand tremor. Alcohol can aggravate that (I think when it’s going out of your system)

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

So if they are indeed on the Fantasy and there are 3 sea days, would there be multiple diaper dashes, or is it just one per cruise? Just wondering how many chances da baby has to be da winner.

On my cruise it only happened once. I had the same itinerary that is going right now, last June. I think with 3 sea days, it’s less likely to get pushed for some other event, if that makes sense.

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Weather online says its windy at Castaway right now so maybe that's it....

Meanwhile...
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Is that the man eating plant from Little Shop of Horrors?

 

[Jambo1981]

What a dweeb.

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They're at Legoland and Dim made his own Lego car (because he's 5) and it made it over some ramp or something and asshole Dim just HAD to put up a number 1 like he's the best. What an immature asshole. Dude. You're not number 1. You didn't get first place in anything. You're not "the best". This is a kid's thing. So cringey.

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Oh, Ginn, honey, sweetie, it's time to retire the shorts.

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Thanks for the new avatar!
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I personally don’t think it’s a medical issue. They lay him down for bed at 7 pm and expect him to sleep until 7 am. They also have him take two naps during the day. They are putting him to bed too early and he is also probably waking up hungry.

I don’t know why they think a toddler needs to sleep 14+ hours a day. He’s not a newborn baby.

Not every kid needs that much sleep. They should drop a nap and see how that goes.
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No. Tim said one table was for kids and the other for adults. The adults got the shady table.

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Ahh I didn’t actually watch it - was just an assumption. Odd!

 

[Quasimodo]

I really don't know what she wants them to do about the dogs and birds outside of quiet hours and even then there's only so much that can be done. I generally try to keep my two quiet after ten but sometimes if someone slams their door outside loud or an alarm goes off they will bark. It just happens. And I'm sure Potato doesn't meow at al when they're at the park for six plus hours.... Ugh, I really can see her going full Karen on an HOA board if she and the Employee ever con their way into getting enough money for a down payment. Ironically, she'd be the one who'd probably turn in Ft. Pampers for not painting their house the right designated shade of beige.

LOL one of my cats is an attention whore and loves to talk (kind of like Amanduh but actually cute and adorable and funny) and meows his head off for shits and giggles. I always hope my neighbors can't hear him