LOLJackson had to see his baby brother crowning
I dread the day she leaves. That poor child. Hopefully, they'll just put him in school when she does so he won't be that exposed to Stay Puff Mommy and Eight Hot Dogs.That dress looked like it was made of some pretty forgiving fabric under normal circumstances.
I'm grateful for Oliver's nanny. He seems like a chilled out, happy little kid and I'm assuming that's down to her. Because we know how Jackson turned out...
I don't get her. On their entire sans nanny cruise she dressed like a slob but she's wearing a complete face of makeup and dress in the back yard for a freaking kids party. Seriously, what made her think that's a good idea. I'm pretty sure it was for the stupid photo op which I still am wondering why. Really, any photos that day should've been of Ollie not Michelin Mommy.Obviously Jen doesn’t follow Tim’s advice to “check her ‘fit”. It’s quite amazing that’s the dress she chose to wear to the birthday flex extravaganza.
It also confuses me so much on her typical choice of hair and clothing. Every single time she starts recording herself she starts fidgeting with her hair like she’s so concerned a hair might be out of place. But her whole head of hair is typically a nasty mess, her clothing is typically gross and I don’t even know what to say about her face. The hair fidget thing just drives me crazy.
Omg she touches her damn bangs so much too, like if you're going to touch them that much, DON'T KEEP GETTING THEM. Even Budley doesn't touch his bowl-head bangs as much as she does. Like bitch you realize they're going to keep getting progressively more greasy the more you finger your bangs, right?Obviously Jen doesn’t follow Tim’s advice to “check her ‘fit”. It’s quite amazing that’s the dress she chose to wear to the birthday flex extravaganza.
It also confuses me so much on her typical choice of hair and clothing. Every single time she starts recording herself she starts fidgeting with her hair like she’s so concerned a hair might be out of place. But her whole head of hair is typically a nasty mess, her clothing is typically gross and I don’t even know what to say about her face. The hair fidget thing just drives me crazy.
"other lounge areas" - where, the kitchen floor? Amongst the clutter that is Budley's hot wheels tracks? The bathroom? Ginn's office?The party planner sure is pushing this thing on IG. Someone asked about guest numbers
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And where exactly were those 24-34 other guests supposed to eat? On those four barstools on the outdoor island? The indoor table was taken over by the desserts. I guess they all could have been told to eat in shifts.
The hot dogs at 7-11 look more appetizing than those hutdogs in their little novelty hutdog machine. Why doesn't Ginn just get Dimmy a hutdog machine he can set up in the bathroom while he sits on the commode? I bet DickyNick will buy him a hutdog machine before she does. Then they can have a wiener-fest on their poodcast.Those hot dogs looked gross. What would have been the big deal to throw some decent hot dogs on the barbeque? So infuriating how they are not just lazy but brain-dead too.
The lie of 70 people is really bizarre. Same mental issues as Amanduh trying to get so much attention.
Ginn probably doesn't use the eggplant emoji when she doing the texting.in dick and dims podcast dick said he can tell when it’s dim or gin texting… and dim shoves it off by basically saying “yeah she texts for me when i’m driving”. sooo why can’t he reply back on his own when he’s stopped? i get they’re married and honestly it’s a nice gesture i used to do it for my fiancé a lot. but the fact that dick can TELL who’s texting now is a litttttle weird
She’s going full method acting. Problem is she’s not sure which character she is playing…is it a bougie housewife, a doting mother, Jenn from the block that used to work in hot kitchens of Orlando, or maybe it’s a Martha Stewart type? She lost herself in this game.She's getting more delusional with whatever life she thinks she's living versus the one she's actually living.
You know she could be doing laps in that pool every day, it's the best exercise ever. Do that for six months and then try that dress on again, Dugs.I liked how during her pointless 20-minute verbal diarrhea segment in the beginning, she mentioned it was a great day for using the pool and she would love to take a dip in the pool. Bitch, you live in Florida you could use the pool for most of the year but you don't. It's like all her other bullshit that she pretends she wants to do but will never do like order a salad (and only a salad), or drive, or go to the fucking art museum on her own. Why does she even bother spouting random shit like that, doesn't she know herself by now? She's getting more delusional with whatever life she thinks she's living versus the one she's actually living. Christina must be watching these voogs and so the bitch has to try even harder to pretend to be something she's not.
Oh and also as mentioned in the other thread, her weird quip (as she huffed and puffed out-of-breath upstairs) about not having empty hands (because she worked in a restaurant) and how she always tries to take something from downstairs upstairs and vice versa like she was doing her own Martha Stewart bit. Like nice try. And then her bit with the vacuum and turning it on in the middle of filming? Like she actually gives a shit about crumbs on the floor? The same fucking slob who haphazardly cut her kids hair all willy-nilly right there on the kitchen floor with nothing to catch all the stray hairs? LOL.
They just spent +20k on one and didn't use it. How fucked is that?!Those hot dogs looked gross. What would have been the big deal to throw some decent hot dogs on the barbeque? So infuriating how they are not just lazy but brain-dead too.
The lie of 70 people is really bizarre. Same mental issues as Amanduh trying to get so much attention.
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