The Tim Tracker #164 If the Christmas tree was a slice of pizza, it'd be gone by now!

[Rebelle]

That's karma for ya babayyy

Karma’s a bitch, Ginn’s a bigger one.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Did they not mention their annual trip to Anna Maria Island? I'm sure they'll be doing that too..

It wouldn't shock me if a trip to AMI isn't "convenient" for them this summer. They've already said J$ hates the beach/sand and they are no longer #hosted (you're welcome). Renting the houses that they do are very expensive and last year they ended up leaving early because of whatever happened. It really think they will skip this year and use, we were too busy as the excuse.
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It took probably 6-8 weeks for them to get the hearing test done. I said back then that I found it hard to believe every audiologist in Orlando was booked solid when the kid is suffering. According to Tim, J$ has had a "chronic" ear infection "since October". He also mentioned in on of the podcasts that it is so bad that they did an antibiotic injection with some super powerful antibiotics and it still hasn't healed up. If that truly, truly is the case and this doctor is continuously pumping that kid with antibiotics and not prioritizing the surgery and instead prescribing more antibiotics, they are seeing the worst doctor on the planet. I don't believe this is what is happened and there must be more to this that they just aren't sharing.

So, everyone who has ever been to a doctor and had to have any sort of procedure: have you ever been told, here's what we need to do, but there's a waitlist and it's going to be months and months. End of conversation. Anyone? Ever? Wouldn't they be like, ok, we're really really backed up. We will put you on the schedule for May 15th. If we have an opening before then, you are on the priority list. Something like that. Jenn is basically saying--the doctor said, ok maybe, eventually, we'll get to your kid. This really isn't true and makes no sense. This does not track for me.

If they were pumping up my kid with constant antibiotics for 4-5 months and they put me on an indefinite waitlist for months and months in order to get my kid's hearing back and relieve his pain---I would drive anywhere that could fix them. I would fucking walk to Canada from Florida if it meant that my kid wasn't in pain. Even today, my kids are 19 and 20 and if they are sick, I'm so incredibly worried about them, I don't sleep well at night and constantly ask them what I can do to help them feel better. I'd pay every penny I have to get them comfort. These two are among the worst parents on the planet and I don't see how the stans do not see it.

 

[hcslacs]

Tim has white sneakers? Not sure that is him. No murse, no giant fuzzy balls. Just another goof in too tight shorts.

That's not Tim; it's Amanduh's employee. But it is a little creepy how much they resemble each other. They both seem to have such womanly hips.

If Amanduh would gain about 50 lbs and stop washing her hair, they'd both be doppelgangers of the Trackers.

 

[ERock11518]

Dimmy’s fasting is going well

His hips/waist wouldnt look so bad if he wore shorts that FUCKING FIT. Size medium my ass.

 

[eatcherheartout]

During the rappelling video, Jenn kept saying multiple times how it wasn’t really a race. She was only saying that because Tim was losing. If Tim would have been faster, we would never hear the end of it. He would be gloating for months about how he was faster than a WWE wrestler.
He seemed to be holding the guy back too. “Oh no you’re leaving me!” Tim was clearly not scared to do this but probably didn’t want to be too far behind the wrestler. I’m sure if Tim was faster, he would have had no problem leaving that guy behind.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

If Oliver gets a smash cake it'll will go one of two ways: 1) Buddy will smash it for him and Oliver never gets to touch it or 2) they will get Buddy one too because reasons.

 

[Orangebird]

I did not see them. And I really paid attention. I did not see any vloggers at all. I even sat in the little center park section for a bit. I was alone, so I wasn't dragging anybody else down looking for vloggers. I just went up to get the OB stuff and grabbed some lunch. I was there about 9:15 and left at about 12:45. I even walked completely around World Showcase, nobody.

I also got the Lug crossbody, the tervis, the pitcher and a few other things. I spent $275 after my discount. I went specifically for the Lug bag because I went the 2nd day of Festival of the Arts and missed the Figment one. I have last year's OB Loungefly (I'm a superfan) and I like that one better, so I knew I wouldn't use this one if I got it. I ended up getting the Spirit Jersey. I only have one other Spirit Jersey, I don't really love them, but the OB one this year was really, really cute. I'll post a haul pic later.

Same! I had gone to D23 so I was really excited about the Lug crossbodies and I missed Figment so I rope dropped this morning to be sure I’d get OB. I went alone and rode Soarin, living with the Land and mobile ordered the Gingerbread cookie from Karmel Kuche but people were already lining up for the booths before 11 so I said fuck it and left. I got what I came for. Here is the bag in case anyone wanted to see it. View attachment 2786000
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I wonder if Jenn is mad she has to stay home and edit. She’s been joining Tim and Adam an awful lot lately.

I can’t imagine why Jenn wasn’t there? They leave Oliver aka Da Baby all the time…why not today? Is Tim needing a break from his whale I mean wife?

 

[Quasimodo]

Note to the Bojos, you don't have to put a fucking smiley after every response, it makes you look passive-aggressive and/or brain-damaged.

Can you imagine these two applying for regular jobs? They'd just put smileys and "haha"s all over their pathetic resumes. add some "lol"s in there too.

"Professional Jukebox Sandblaster : - )"

"Skills: Engineering Brain, Using a Fork Sideways and Upside-Down and Never Right-Side-Up lol : - )"

 

[eatcherheartout]

Tim really is an asshole. Nick is trying to talk about the bonds siblings have and how he loved playing with his siblings when he was younger and Tim is interrupting asking if Nick’s brother who lives in Nashville has ever seen Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift.
Nick then asks Tim what games he liked to play the most with his siblings and Tim said, “I don’t know.” It seemed like a subject Tim didn’t want to get into.

 

[Quasimodo]

How did Jenn get back down to the ground with the boys while Tim was rappelling? Did Tim have to ask someone working the
event to escort her so she didn't get lost?

She kind of did get lost, she hit a button on the elevator for the wrong floor cause she didn't know how to get to the pool area.

She also said her ears popped coming down in the elevator and asked Budley if his ears popped too. 1) I don't think the kid would know what it means for your ears to pop and 2) the kid has a fucked up ear, so I'm not sure his ear experiences are the same as yours Ginn, you dense turd.

I can never find quite the right words to describe what's off about Ginn's interactions with Budley but she just always sounds so unnatural talking to him (or Da Baby). She has no idea how to connect with other humans on a genuine level, but she's just so awkward and unnatural with her own children, the way that she asks questions or "reprimands" (if you can even call it that) Buddy. Ugh. I'm so tired of her stupid sing-songy bullshit. Just talk in a normal fucking voice to your children, JFC.

 

[pkd81]

I don't understand why they are not deleting the video and upload one with a new edited version. That's embarrassing

It's quite easy to understand from the perspective of Jenn's absolute laziness and indifference.

Option 1: Delete the video, have Dim record a new voiceover introduction, overlay the audio over some b-roll of the coaster construction, re-edit, re-export, re-upload. 99% of your idiot fanbase will never notice.

Option 2: Pin a "sorry guyzzzzz" comment sprinkled with emojis, dump the rest of the bottle into your Stanley tumbler, say "fuck it" and go back to watching Bravo.

This was an executive decision from editor extraordinaire Jenn. She is too stupid to have even noticed until the comments started rolling in, and a combination of too dim-witted and too lazy to take proactive measures once the glaring error was made obvious to her.

I'm predicting stressful times in the Tracker household over the next couple of days, as one moron blames the other for the whole debacle.

 

[BoPeeps78]

The muck is the only thing getting banged in the Tracker household

Thread title right here....LOL

Courtesy of @FreckleFart90 - Tim Tracker #165: The muck is the only thing getting banged in the Tracker household

 

[court2022]

That chin!! Dear God.

Twinsies!

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

I hope that is because people at RSVLTS see how he dresses in the wrong size clothing and would make their shirts look even more terrible.

Our model is Tim and he wears a size Smedium

 

[Quasimodo]

His forehead is becoming a fivehead.

 

[Southpaw33]

Holllllllyyyy shit, Adam can’t stand them. Also she is SOOOO full of herself…it’s honestly astonishing

I actually think he likes Tim somewhat, but can't stand Jenn. I feel like he showed up expecting Tim only and Jenn tagged along and Tim didn't tell him. Tim said to her that he was going to meet Adam and then Jenn likely insisted on going, which is why she didn't know who did the inviting. They never seem to communicate, so this shit tracks.

 

[eatcherheartout]

OG Buddy is currently on an antibiotic for another ear infection. Jenn confirmed it will be months and months before his ear surgery and they are on a waiting list.

 

[notasponsor]

I don’t think Jenn came to support Tim. She came because the nanny was busy and she cant be left alone with her own children.

 

[lorianne]

HER CONSTANT GIGGLING IS GETTING WORSE AND MORE ANNOYING...EVERY STUPID THING SOMEONE SAYS SHE GIGGLES....SHE HAS RUINED THIS CHANNEL.

 

[Southpaw33]

And I dread to think what the crotch seam has done to his nut sac. Probably pushed them where the sun don’t shine

That would be a concern for someone who had a nut sack.
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Jenn already followed the wrestler dude on IG. Like after one frickin' day where she was in the same location.

Does she follow GKTW Village on IG? Nope.
Does Tim follow GKTW Village on IG? Nope.

Yeah, but GKTW is very dear to their hearts.