The Tim Tracker #163 If you are looking for wrong advice, this is the channel for you!!

[DisNuts]

As @xmasbdaygirl says, they truly suck!! "The day got away from them" so they couldn't have Bud write his name on the Hot Wheels Valentines he was so excited to get. Wtf? I bet he had time to play the Switch during that evening. They are ridiculous.

The time they spent making fun of and critiquing the size of the Valentines could have been spent having J write his name on the cards. I wonder if they were just embarrassed by his writing or didn't think he could write well on the cards.

From what she showed us, Buddy spent all day on the sofa with Tim playing the switch. He should’ve been doing his valentines. If they think the day gets away from them now, it’ll be interesting once Buddy starts having homework in kindergarten.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that he failed his hearing test so badly. They have failed him. All the speech issues, tugging at his ears, ignoring people when they talk to him. How is he going to be 5 this year and they are just now seeking help and addressing this? Thank goodness for the school that likely told them there is an issue.

Jenn, you need to baby proof your house. Get the tit off the floor. Don’t have “the baby” wobbling around tables with sharp edges and corners. And only ONE person on the trampoline at a time! You don’t want your baby to get a spinal injury…or for Jackson to double bounce him straight into the wooden table that the trampoline is irresponsibly placed next to. Safety first. Use your bleeping brain.
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This looks like a GREAT idea.

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And get the damn cords off the bleeping floor and secure them. Get off your lazy ass and PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN.

 

[Quasimodo]

A burnt (to a crisp) offering.

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Dim must hide extra food somewhere, he had to eat burnt tofu & kale burrito and then the next day eat sauce-laden "noodles" (pasta) with arugula (if the guy thinks parmesan is "spicy", he must be scared of even arugula) and she purposely asked him what he thought of the dish as he took the biggest bite possible (of course the dude doesn't know how to eat pasta semi-gracefully either) and then there was no actual review.

Jenn, you need to baby proof your house. Get the tit off the floor. Don’t have “the baby” wobbling around tables with sharp edges and corners. And only ONE person on the trampoline at a time! You don’t want your baby to get a spinal injury…or for Jackson to double bounce him straight into the wooden table that the trampoline is irresponsibly placed next to. Safety first. Use your bleeping brain.

She doesn't have one.

 

[DisNuts]

She doesn't have one.

You’re right, she doesn’t. I guess this is why she’s in the pathetic position of not being allowed to be alone with her children. It’s infuriating to watch what she’s doing (or not doing) with these helpless children.

 

[erry]

Tim’s mind, omg, these Valentine cards are so small, people are going to think we are poor and cheap!

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I think they knew something was off with the hearing or the doctor suspected as much and told them. I am surprised they had to go to an audiologist for the hearing test. When I had mine after a severe ear infection it was just in the ENT office. Also, when Dim mentioned it when he talked about J$ ears with Dick he specifically mentioned the hearing test and not the tubes themselves.

 

[cari_]

Baby Oliver non-verbally telling Jenn what we all want to say to her.

 

[Quasimodo]

I wonder if DickyNick and his beard watch these voogs and just snicker with disbelief. Like, even if I was really good friends with someone who posts all their tit online and I witnessed them being this dysfunctional and incompetent, I'd be able to see that without being biased.

They have so many tools at their disposable to help them be more efficient and stay... on track... but I guess the chance of some riveting might-go-viral Publix footage even though they have to be shady about filming is more important to them than having a less chaotic and more manageable life where they just add to their online shopping cart throughout the week as they think of things they'll need and then just drive to Publix (one person only) to pick up the damn bleeping groceries at the end of the week and then come home and unload while the other is unloading the dishwasher or babyproofing the bleeping nasty house or cleaning the garage. I've seriously never witnessed two (supposedly sober) 40-something adults be as incompetent and dysfunctional as these two. There are literal children under the age of 10 raising their own baby siblings in Gaza because their parents are dead and these two.... I just can't comprehend it, I'd almost think they are being this dysfunctional on purpose because it just makes no sense how they haven't lost their minds at their own incompetence???? Or maybe they have lost their minds.

 

[hcslacs]

So it looks like Dick and Dim both got the same Hot Wheels Valentines and both sets of parents wrote them for their boys after they went to bed. Twinsies!

I love myself the Target and I refuse to let the Trackers ruin that for me, but JFC, these two constantly have the biggest boner for it and can't stop talking about it. They surely go several times a week, right? And I'm sorry, but I have to laugh at how giddy they were about their TikTok infamous cart escalator. Tons of Targets have them. They are not that special. The first one I saw was way back in the 90s. So suck it Trackers.

 

[WDWUO83]

I think they knew something was off with the hearing or the doctor suspected as much and told them. I am surprised they had to go to an audiologist for the hearing test. When I had mine after a severe ear infection it was just in the ENT office. Also, when Dim mentioned it when he talked about J$ ears with Dick he specifically mentioned the hearing test and not the tubes themselves.

They may have tried to do a hearing test at the pediatrician and he wasn’t cooperative or something. When I’ve had to test kindergarteners, it’s an EXPERIENCE. Some are fine, a quarter of them are clueless no matter how it’s explained or what games you make out of it They’re so funny, but many need referrals because the regular test can be tough for the youngest kiddos.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

They may have tried to do a hearing test at the pediatrician and he wasn’t cooperative or something. When I’ve had to test kindergarteners, it’s an EXPERIENCE. Some are fine, a quarter of them are clueless no matter how it’s explained or what games you make out of it They’re so funny, but many need referrals because the regular test can be tough for the youngest kiddos.

See that's where I am confused because I thought the pediatrician referred him to the ENT (hence the Winter Garden reading voog) and I'd thought the ENT would have the necessary equipment there to do the test but who even knows.

 

[hcslacs]

Dim must hide extra food somewhere, he had to eat burnt tofu & kale burrito and then the next day eat sauce-laden "noodles" (pasta) with arugula (if the guy thinks parmesan is "spicy", he must be scared of even arugula) and she purposely asked him what he thought of the dish as he took the biggest bite possible (of course the dude doesn't know how to eat pasta semi-gracefully either) and then there was no actual review.

Yes, there is no way he's satisfied with those meals. You can tell in his voice and his face that he hates them. So he must have more to eat later off-camera or binges on desserts. Or both.

And, just in case anyone wanted the visual of Tim eating the pasta. And once again she laughs at him when he takes a bite like this.

 

[pkd81]

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[notasponsor]

PLEASE do not have a petting zoo party with rabbits! They are very sensitive animals and will probably be harmed during the party. These kids are too little.

This party sounds like something fun for Jackson and his friends. Oliver is the forgotten child yet again. I doubt there will be another child there under 2 unless Jackson’s friends have younger siblings who come.

 

[Snippysnips]

Oh and it seems bestie made The Sun at one point. It is sad this is even an article. Jesus. Jenn is so going to get FOMO And The Daily Dot too. Take that Jenn And on that note in the words of my father, I need a triple shot of vodka. Jesus, that this even got published would probably even drive Dim to the evils of butter pecan ice cream.

Honestly having an article in the "the scum" is no achievement, that crappy paper will take any trash it can get it's hands on an with people trying to desperately make quick cash they will just give them a story even if it's made up bs cause the scum doesn't care if you are even legit or not with what you are saying

Oh no, a petting zoo with bunnies and piglets for Oliver’s birthday. I can’t imagine that being a good idea with how much both of these boys bang up their parents. I hope the animals will be safe.

Are they actually serious? Like what the fk, they have a ANIMAL PARK right on their doorstep like why the hell do they need this especially when supposedly J is having friends round, I love animals an one of my biggest hates are these stupid traveling "pet zoos" the animals are driven about daily kept in stupid little crates then squashed an harassed by kids all day while being kept in a little space with them, it really isn't fair to them, it's just cruel an at Os age (you know the kid who's bday this actually is) they aren't really the best with animals because they want to squeeze them, pick them up, grab at them etc

I really hope that J doesn't start asking for bunnies because his asshole parents can't say no to him, the rule with rabbits is if you don't have enough time for a dog then you don't have enough time for a rabbit, both take the same amount of socialising from you, an rabbits can also be 50/50 if they will be either aggressive with you or aggressive with another rabbit, mine is both aggressive with males an other animals an because rabbits need to "bond" then I need to give him a ton of my time so he doesn't get lonely, they also need a TON of room, these hutches an cages they advertise are in no way big enough for them, mine is free roam (he's toilet trained) at night I have my bedroom door shut an he has the whole room an during the day he has the house to roam, we just keep the bedroom doors (apart from mine) shut, an since I work at night then I have all day with him an my parents are home at night an watch him then, people dont realise how much hard work rabbits are, or how destructive they are either, mine has a tit load of toys an still chews things hes not supposed too, they also manage to get themselves into everything, if gin thinks having two kids is hard that will be nothing when you add a rabbit to the mix, oh an gin rabbits also need 6 month checks at the vets, count yourself lucky you dont need to vaccinate them over there but they still need check ups

 

[TawdryT]

Oh no worries, he may not be a champion diaper dasher, but he'll be the most talented baby gymnast in the world!!!

...as soon as his future injuries heal.

They're so bleeping weird, they spend so much effort just being incompetent when they could just do what needs to be done with less effort. Gin is still just a delusionally narcissistic and staring at herself. Budley has hearing loss, the slack jaw is still a mystery...
They're going to hire people to clean their garage, naturally.
They want to loose their ferals on helpless animals. Leave the little animals alone. Stop with the bleeping Insta bullshit.
They need corner bumpers before Oliver loses an eye. Jackson can't give his brother even one minute of playing as the center of attention.
Oh, and she force fed Dim everything he hates on purpose.
She actually looked on the counter for a random goody bag from Budley's last birthday- because it would normally be there, I guess they shoved it somewhere when they pretended to use cleaning products that one time.
They tell the other pathetics that they're proud of them for doing bare bleeping minimum tasks.

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Another goddamned gem.

 

[DisNuts]

This looks like something from hoarders. What is going on in this garage. Such random stuff piled up. And does this mean the Tesla is parked outside? What happened to the bolt/volt whatever it’s called?

 

[Snippysnips]

This looks like something from hoarders. What is going on in this garage. Such random stuff piled up. And does this mean the Tesla is parked outside? What happened to the bolt/volt whatever it’s called?

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What an absolute pigsty, all am picturing is money wasted because you know none of that stuff is ever getting used like the pink jeep thing, have we ever seen either kids on that? An we all know if they don't film it then it never happened since they film every stupid little thing

I think I also remember they got J (maybe two xmas's ago) a large jeep that we have never seen him on, at this stage they would be as well just setting their cash on fire, it would burn away quicker an there would be no mess

Makes me wonder if the kids even know they have these toys or if they are told no, we have a trampoline an a jeep for my niece an the first thing she says when she comes over is can she get out on them, they don't know how lucky they have it with the weather because 60% of the time we are having to say no to her because of the rain, when it's dry then of course we are out for hours with her

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I'm late to the party again.

First, I would never, ever have allowed my child to be at that house. I would have walked in an said, um....I'll hang out. After 15 mins, sorry, we have to run. That place looks like a danger zone. I also wouldn't trust them not to film my kid.

But...for those of you with kids, when your child had a play date at someone's home, wouldn't you say, ok I'm here to pick you up...you have to help your friend pick up these toys. I would be mortified to walk out of someone's house and let my kid leave that mess. Of course, I know with the Bojos that is just standard and how they live, but wow, that's so embarrassing.

It's still super sus to me that it took a month an a half for this hearing test. They live in Orlando not backwoods Montana. I know sometimes it takes a while to get into some places, but typically if they are waiting for a procedure like ear tubes, they'll get you right in. Were they too busy in January and pushed the appointment off this long? There's more to this whole thing that they aren't sharing, which is fine, but poor Buddy. They've fucked that kid up and at this point, I'm actually willing to say they are negligent parents.

And for those of you who don't live near a Publix, Publix had little kid Valentine's in their Valentine section. Not an entire aisle like Target, but there were enough there that OG Buddy could have picked a pack out during one of their 7000 Publix trips. And Valentine's were out the day after New Years. So they've had time.

 

[notasponsor]

Don’t they also have things in storage unit?! How much are they paying a month for their hoarding lifestyle?

 

[elliebee27]

I think they legitimately don't give a tit about their kids is why they took so long to get Jackson's ears checked out. I'm shocked they did, honestly. Poor little guy.