The Tim Tracker #161 Jenn Tracker - Built like a heavyweight powergrifter

[Dont Call Them Creators]

Someone said a few pages back that this cruise likely cost them around $4000-4500. They could have done 3 meals a day out and 2 days at water parks from home for a small fraction. Even a Disney staycation would likely be less than half. What a waste as usual.
I can’t wait to hear their assessment. They’ll blame it all on the fact that it was the Wish and they hate the Wish. I hope they hate the Treasure even more.

Oh no, mark my words. Dim and Sloberella (love it) will absolutely gush about the Treasure as it will be brand new and DCL’s biggest ship. The voog will just scream, look at us we are here on the inaugural Treasure cruise and it’s the best cruise ever.
I love you all and you keep me laughing at these 2 powergrifters, but please stop giving them voog ideas and STOP saying they should do other cruise lines like Royal Caribbean. 1. they would never do anything outside the Disney bubble and 2. we have enough cruise grifters on the other cruise lines as it is hahaha. We don’t need the Trackholes on these cruises.
Thanks for listening
#homemovies

 

[LittleMissMeaniePants]

There was a comment I saw last night saying that they saw the Trackers on the cruise and that Da Baby was so much bigger in person than he appears in the videos. I can't find it anymore. Did Jenn seriously delete that?

This comment here is why they should not ever be #hosted again. The way the put out their experience on YouTube, it's clearly negative and these stans are nuts. This person here is ready to get a torch and pitchfork and drive Elsa and Anna out of town....and get them fired for not fussing over the super special Bojo kids. Elsa is lucky you weren't on the boat Debby? You're going to report her? What the hell is wrong with you?
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I'm not saying everything needs to be sugar coated and sunshine and rainbows, but their experience at Arendelle was not bad. Their attitudes made it bad. The characters came over and chatted to their area. This is not a character meal...it's a show. They can't talk to every single person, because it is a timed production.

WTF even is that word salad of a comment? That hurt my brain to read!

 

[VloggerCritic]

I don't want to think about Jen slobbering so sloberella is a hard pass for me. Post what you want of course. Void in Eagle Creek HOA. No cash value.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Oh no, mark my words. Dim and Sloberella (love it) will absolutely gush about the Treasure as it will be brand new and DCL’s biggest ship. The voog will just scream, look at us we are here on the inaugural Treasure cruise and it’s the best cruise ever.
I love you all and you keep me laughing at these 2 powergrifters, but please stop giving them voog ideas and STOP saying they should do other cruise lines like Royal Caribbean. 1. they would never do anything outside the Disney bubble and 2. we have enough cruise grifters on the other cruise lines as it is hahaha. We don’t need the Trackholes on these cruises.
Thanks for listening
#homemovies

That's not going to happen...do you know why? Do you remember how they were booked on the inaugural Wish and the Wish got delayed and then everything was sold out and they ended up sailing over a month later? That's what is going to happen with the Treasure. Disney doesn't finish projects in a timely matter (looking at you Tron) and I'm not optimistic that the Treasure will be ready for guests when they think it will be. Christmas will be ruined.

And do you know why all this is happening? "Someone" bumped the lemon pig on the windowsill. After this disaster of a cruise, that "someone" might get fired, not only for bumping the pig, but for not being available for this weekend cruise and forcing Tim and Jenn to take care of their own miracle children.

 

[Rebelle]

I wonder if some of these character CMs see his obnoxious big camera and nope out bc they don’t want to be filmed for YouTube.

 

[Forest]

I haven’t watched yet but they didn’t get off at Castaway? They are so lazy. They can’t even get off and go for a walk down there together. Nevermind taking a drive to a Florida beach once in a while. But tell me again how one of your Lemon Pig wishes is to go to the beach more.

 

[mjm9]

Happy place.
Got my reservation for Villas at Disneyland!

Will I beat “travel channel” Tim staying there?
Just like I did Universal-Hollywood Super Nintendo World last March.

 

[Prosperity Piglet]

I put on the adorable Holgate family. Great editing! Just pure fun. If anyone has suggestions for other good cruising channels send them my way.
You can truly tell who cast enjoys and who they don't.

 

[Dont Call Them Creators]

I wonder if some of these character CMs see his obnoxious big camera and nope out bc they don’t want to be filmed for YouTube.

Another big question I have is, do any of the CMs onboard recognize them and either gush or avoid?? I feel bad sometimes when we cruise on either Independence, Mariner, or Wonder as most of the Dining Staff, bartenders, casino hosts and croupiers recognize us and acknowledge us with hugs, handshakes, etc. We talk with a lot of the crew and ensure they know what a fantastic job they are doing for us. We tip well and are nice to all of them. The Trackholes would never.
As an aside we totaled our cruises for 2023 at 9 on these various ships and all it cost us was port fees and taxes, suck it Trackholes.
#homemovies

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I haven’t watched yet but they didn’t get off at Castaway? They are so lazy. They can’t even get off and go for a walk down there together. Nevermind taking a drive to a Florida beach once in a while. But tell me again how one of your Lemon Pig wishes is to go to the beach more.

Nope, because OG apparently didn't want too (I.E. Sloberella threw a witch fest about adulting). Honestly, they would've been better off just cancelling this cruise. They could've blamed it on OG's tubes rather than their stupidity for not knowing about how the diaper dash works.

 

[eatcherheartout]

I’d like to know where Oliver’s rash guard was. He’s just dragging his bare skin all through the splashpad area. That entire clip had me cringing for so many reasons.

I hope they slathered that poor baby in sun screen since they had him out there with his bare skin exposed. He didn’t even have on swim trunks, it looks like he inherited Jackson’s yellow girl shorts. They had Jackson in a rash guard and appropriate shorts but not Oliver. Even Tim had a long sleeve shirt on while swimming on the ship but that poor baby was not afforded the same protection from the sun.
They are absolutely horrible.

 

[Dont Call Them Creators]

Nope, because OG apparently didn't want too (I.E. Sloberella threw a witch fest about adulting). Honestly, they would've been better off just cancelling this cruise. They could've blamed it on OG's tubes rather than their stupidity for not knowing about how the diaper dash works.

How about they could have just said we are canceling the cruise as it’s more important for Budley Jackprop to finish his school day/week. No harm, no foul and I for one would have a little begrudging respect for that. Just a little. But nope, we need to start our 2024 staycations and cruises fest.
#homemovies

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Of all the things they pretend OGB wins, he actually won big on this cruise. No Castaway Cay (or any other beaches for that matter, including AMI.) This kid hates beaches.
But the BEST, is how pissed Jenn is that he actually was ok with going to the kids club, but on the last day!! She realizes she could have dumped him there earlier, but now it’s too late for her to go and do anything!

Go Buddy!

 

[nevinsmommy]

Those of you that have or had a baby O’s age, was hair wisps of fluff like his or was the hair more developed?

My son did! No matter what we did his hair was wispy and stuck straight up. He did some modeling when he was a baby and they always loved it
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Yes I forgot to add they have no interest without having a cabana. Of course Oliver could have slept in the stroller or in the shade on a towel.

Didn’t she JUST buy that stupidly expensive beach towel mat thingy for this exact reason?!

Yeah, these dolts were just pissed they didn’t get a cabana and blamed it on the kids for sure.

 

[travesty]

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There was a comment I saw last night saying that they saw the Trackers on the cruise and that Da Baby was so much bigger in person than he appears in the videos. I can't find it anymore. Did Jenn seriously delete that?

This comment here is why they should not ever be #hosted again. The way the put out their experience on YouTube, it's clearly negative and these stans are nuts. This person here is ready to get a torch and pitchfork and drive Elsa and Anna out of town....and get them fired for not fussing over the super special Bojo kids. Elsa is lucky you weren't on the boat Debby? You're going to report her? What the hell is wrong with you?
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I'm not saying everything needs to be sugar coated and sunshine and rainbows, but their experience at Arendelle was not bad. Their attitudes made it bad. The characters came over and chatted to their area. This is not a character meal...it's a show. They can't talk to every single person, because it is a timed production.

Wow, their stans can't string together a coherent sentence to save their lives. That tracks.

 

[hcslacs]

But the BEST, is how pissed Jenn is that he actually was ok with going to the kids club, but on the last day!! She realizes she could have dumped him there earlier, but now it’s too late for her to go and do anything!

And what do they decide to do without Jackson. Go get ice cream, of course.

 

[nevinsmommy]

Yeah it's legitimately sad seeing Oliver moving like that. I know babies all develop at different stages and stuff but he's moving as you would expect a 9 month old to. Army crawling. And they're totally stupid for thinking it would be funny and/or okay if that water jet got him in the face. What if it went up his nostrils and he aspirated loads of water? What then? He's hardly old enough to really know how to move out of the way to stop it if it did get him. They're literally so stupid.

Same son as above, had pretty severe hypotonia and didn’t crawl until he was almost 1 and did this same army man crawl for a long time as he didn’t walk by himself until he was almost 2. He had a muscle biopsy when he was 3 as they suspected muscular dystrophy. Thank goodness it wasn’t and by the time he was 10 or so, was completely fine with creatine supplements, some OT and PT.
I highly suspect that O might be experiencing some hypotonia himself, maybe from being a container baby, maybe a deficiency of some sort, or something else. Along with his orange skin and misshapen head, this kid definitely has a lot going on that his stupid parents won’t acknowledge.

ETA- O is absolutely adorable and a very laid back little guy. I want nothing but the best for him. Oof, that sounded a little Stanlike. My bad.

 

[BoPeeps78]

WTF even is that word salad of a comment? That hurt my brain to read!

That's the only type of salad Jen would see....

 

[scopeyscope]

The Tim Tracker #162: 162 Ways the Trackers Suck

 

[DisNuts]

I see from the stan page that Tim is at Universal. It must be killing him that they didn’t receive a gift from them. Must be trying to get back in their good graces. Not gonna work.