The Tim Tracker #159 Cry Me a Rivian

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

Oh my!

So much to unpack here. Tim, Theme Park Dad, Adam the Woo, JoJo, StarCruiser Sammie, and others go to Epcot to stuff their faces and play with popcorn.

 

[2020planner]

You are 100% correct, however, we cannot believe for one second that J$ really actually wants long hair or was even given the choice of haircut/no haircut. We've seen on too many occasions with the Bojos where No means Yes. Or they ask J$ a question and he sits staring blankly at them while Tim or Jenn replies--oh he said this....when he clearly didn't.

So while Jenn SAYS that J$ wants to grow his hair out....the chances of that actually being something that J$ actually said are slim to none.

But for sure, kids should have a say, within reason, of what goes on with their bodies. I just personally do not believe A--that they allow that and B--J$ is capable of it.

Very true.

The school (or teacher) could have also suggested to them that his hair is in getting in his eyes and if they'd consider trimming / cutting it.

It's one thing to allow a child their choice to grow their hair out, style it as they wish, etc.; it's another to have a four-year-old with obvious hair in his eyes, blocking his vision as a potential safety hazard.

 

[elliebee27]

This is making me miss Sanaa. And AKL in general. My favorite resort. We won't be back until early summer since February break prices were insane, so if kiddo and I go down to WDW we'll just stay at an All Stars, haha.

Are they going to Jiko for 2nd dinner?

 

[canadian]

Don't let her dumb act fool you. She knows. Years ago when they'd travel to Disneyland she always had videos scheduled to upload so people wouldn't know they were gone. It was actually very clever. Then they'd post a surprise we just got back from Disneyland! Jenn is not stupid. She is just incredibly lazy. It's incredible that their sense of security was higher years ago when they weren't even at their peak quite yet. Now that they have kids, and cleaely know they have stalkers they couldn't care less if people know exactly where they are. She is seriously sick.

I think they did this when they went to Japan too?

 

[scopeyscope]

Prediction: she will use some Jenn math and claim the stuff she posted on Instagram is just as good as putting up a video on YouTube. Not sure when she will make this proclamation.

Sorry though it doesn’t count in her stans shouldn’t let it slide because so many of them actually don’t follow their Instagram

 

[HeyLetsGoState]

Oh I agree. And their $300+ Ama Ama dinner where they were dressed like they were going to Walmart. We were watching their Japan videos and my kids were cackling over Kitra and her Vecna tshirt. Like come on, seriously, is that the impression you want to give Japan of Americans?

They're just white trash with a few extra dollars. Nothing more, nothing less

 

[JssLG317]

Allears has a DDP vlog up that seems to explain it pretty well if that helps anyone.
Wonder what happened to Canada Chris? Maybe Charmaine finally put her foot down and told him to stop trying to buy their “friendship”.
Whether or not TPD has a motive or even truly realizes it, I truly hope it’s opening Dims eyes to what a failure his slug of a wife has become and how bad it’s affecting their lives, especially the kids.

 

[advil]

I will say this is one of the things the Trackers seem decent about. I’ve never heard a story where they were dicks to a fan in person. Compared to some other vloggers.

You know, you are right. There are clearly reasons to be annoyed with them but that is not one of them….whether it’s for show or not they can at least be pleasant when people come up to them…

Meanwhile there are loser ~influencers~ that most people have never heard of who have one viral tiktok or get a couple thousand subscribers and act like a-holes to other guests and CMs.

 

[PistachioNut]

While getting their food Tim grabs about 50 napkins. I guess it makes up for all those times he usually forgot to get them.

perhaps

While getting their food Tim grabs about 50 napkins. I guess it makes up for all those times he usually forgot to get them.

perhaps dim is anticipating needing all those nappies to mop up his diarrhea that’s about to happen from the greasy food he’s enjoying.

 

[LittleMissMeaniePants]

Are they at Kidani? Maybe it’s a gifted DVC stay from a points store or a Stan.

It doesn't look like Kidani to me. The loopy fence things are only next to Jambo house. Comparing the photo to Google's satellite view, that picture was taken from the Zebra trail probably somewhere around here:

I guess it could still be a gifted DVC stay as there are DVC rooms in Jambo house.

 

[ProfessorFate]

Kids put a strain on healthy marriages...

Absolutely not true. Our kids were never, ever the cause of ANY marital friction (looks up to make sure there are no clouds from which a random lightning bolt may appear).

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim also sounds like he doesn't know what to do with his extra saliva and he sounds like his sinuses need to be cleared out. I guess their nasty hygiene and nasty dirty house is catching up to them cause they always look and sound unwell.

 

[PistachioNut]

YES!!

The segment starts at around 27:45 in the podcast. Though the CC didn’t capture the word “beat” in the translation. It is very clear in the audio of the podcast.

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Then Nick confirms that Tim told Jackson “he got first place!”
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Jinx!

Thank you for answering my question. I haven’t listened to his lies lately. What a crap dad!

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Can’t wait for them to go to Festival of the Arts with the shitty weather forecast for tomorrow.

 

[OhFFSakes]

It used to be the most expensive thing you could get for a snack credit was Starbucks. I remember seeing people sucking down trenta Frappuccinos like they were going out of style.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Whatever their excuse is... cry me a Rivian
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Thread title even works better after her stupid remarks about Britney's book in the live. And ugh, she looks like she reeks in that photo.

 

[Moonlight666]

I will say this is one of the things the Trackers seem decent about. I’ve never heard a story where they were dicks to a fan in person. Compared to some other vloggers.

This is probably one of the few reasons they still have fans plus they seem to enjoy the attention. Could be also one of the reasons why they didn't bring Jackson. I don't think he has the patience (which is totally understandable for a child) to wait till his parents are done with the fans

 

[PistachioNut]

They should just wait until J$ can attend free public school kindergarten

I think Tim has given up and is just like us, waiting for it to implode. I think he is waiting for her to get bored with it and decide she is queen of something else so he can go back to the channel being his, hiring an editor, etc. at this point it is probably his best option. “Go ahead Jenn, show me how to do YouTube.” At least he can get a break and he has the podcast and Nick to hang out with.
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That makes me sad. That is a young toddler level of reaction with both the hit and the the hard to understand “stop”. His play with the toy, the repetitive song, lights, and movement are really pointing to ASD.

I see a deliberate slap & a shove
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I think Tim has given up and is just like us, waiting for it to implode. I think he is waiting for her to get bored with it and decide she is queen of something else so he can go back to the channel being his, hiring an editor, etc. at this point it is probably his best option. “Go ahead Jenn, show me how to do YouTube.” At least he can get a break and he has the podcast and Nick to hang out with.
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That makes me sad. That is a young toddler level of reaction with both the hit and the the hard to understand “stop”. His play with the toy, the repetitive song, lights, and movement are really pointing to ASD.

I played this 4 times trying to discern what the word was that J$ shouted at dim. Thanks for figuring it out.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Yeah, I know.

I want to keep watching to see if they're spotted (or go back in time to see if the person filmed them prior to France) but I have to go back to doing my work now.

Do you know about what time in the video Tim and company were spotted? I’m not doing jack shit right now so I can look around but that live stream is almost 5 hours long!

 

[rockatansky]

Omg did anyone catch this weird bizarre wide-eyed shock face Ginn gave like right as the live ended? She went from to real quick, like her brain malfunctioned (spontaneously instead of consistently).
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That's not a malfunction. That's Jenn remembering she has yet another meal to eat after the stream. Oh the joys!