The Tim Tracker #149 The 3 “C’s” according to Dim Cruises, concierge and Covid!

[eatcherheartout]

When they were buying “merch” at the Hard Rock and Jackson wanted the Skittles, Tim asked Jackson why he even had the Skittles and I think Jackson said because they have no more M&Ms at home.
I bet Tim doesn’t even share with Jackson any of the candy he gets from Trick or Treating at all these events.

 

[chaplinesque]

When they were buying “merch” at the Hard Rock and Jackson wanted the Skittles, Tim asked Jackson why he even had the Skittles and I think Jackson said because they have no more M&Ms at home.
I bet Tim doesn’t even share with Jackson any of the candy he gets from Trick or Treating at all these events.

I just watched that one part back and it sounds like he says I’m not ALLOWED to have m&ms at home.
I hate the sugar rationing they do with Jackson. I appreciate that they think they’re a travel channel, even though they don’t fulfill that. They’re good at consistently covering different food items, but it’s frustrating that they keep trying to contextualize things as “good” or “bad” food, and whatever the categorization it’s not an option for their kid. Seems problematic to create this kids vs. parent food, and that seems like a sure fire way to create a want for the forbidden “parent food” that’s “bad.”

 

[Quasimodo]

She needs to cut it off! Just go back to mid length.

I will disagree with this. I think the mid length makes her face look even heavier and wider. She needs her hair long to slim her face down although she does need a different fringe cut. I do understand that when you have thin hair that the longer it is the thinner it looks but she could get a layered cut and it would look fuller but those mid length bobs that she gets are horrible.

I still think the only solution that would improve how she looks is a bag over her head.

 

[scopeyscope]

I still think the only solution that would improve how she looks is a bag over her head.

I personally don’t find her physically ugly but the things she does like digging in her teeth with her tongue and licking her lips constantly and her attitude is a what makes her gross

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I used to have a theory that anyone can reach a status of looking physically acceptable if they have enough money for the most part but Jenn completely ruins that theory. Honestly, her gluttony, hubris, and general apathy makes her a hideous individual. A bag would likely be her best option at this point. I don' t think any decent stylist is going to want to deal with her. The bangs are terrible. Girl needs some sort of layers and needs to have that color worked out. The wash out color is terrible, but I think it looks better than the Chucky red. I actually liked the red she had during OG's pregnancy on her but I hate this new red. I hate the Jaime Lynn Spears skunk color blonde she wore before the red too. She needs to find something that's low maintenance and actually follow her stylist directions-you know she won't. She also needs some help when it comes to her makeup and those brows. If she's as rich as she says she is she could easily set up a consultation at Nordstrom or wherever get them to help her with some looks and tell her what products to buy. Doubt she'd even do that though. Same with clothes. If the Bojos are that wealthy a personal shopper could be hired or she could even use one of those services like Stitch Fix or whatever. She also could likely hire a dietician to help her plan meals and a personal trainer to help her exercise to lose weight but does she do this...nope. Just sign me up for that 60th cruise, Johnny. Got to get to Pearl class so we can be ultra cuntciere since we are no longer important via media list.

 

[No Grifters Needed]

Jenn, you can start right now with Lilly Pulitzer. You might even find some cute sale items.

 

[littlemuv]

So been visiting the family so haven't gotten to watch these like I normally would-which is a good thing since this is usually boredom hate watching at best. But watched the Castaway dump when I was trying to go tot sleep and currently watching the Hard Rock video since it is raining and I am not on cooking duty tonight.

Castaway thoughts:

• Do we really need to know how many times Dim has to pee? I am wondering if he's diabetic and doesn't know it.
• Grandma and Granpa Bojo look so done. Do not blame them and hope they didn't get COVID from their stupid son.
• Hope the lady forced to parasail with Dim wasn't infected either.
• Of course Jenny 5 Dinners got the lobster.
• Why even attempt to snorkle with a three year-old who is not even out of swim floaties yet?
• Anyone noticed that DJ rewore a lot of tit this time around-the swim coverup and then the Lilly sweater on their binge and purge video for example.

Thoughts so far on the Hard Rock Video.

• OG Buddy is laughing like his stupid mother
• Dim's wife like vanity sizing, Dim likes to vanity height. Honestly, I put him around 5'11 or 6'0 if I was to guess. That dweeb Adam I want to say said he was 6'4. I'm betting he's really more like 6'3. I am guessing DJ is probably between 5'5-5'7.
• OG Buddy's voice is almost as grating as his mother's.
• Oh and cuntciere at the hotel.

Binge & purge would make a great thread title

 

[Ros79]

Am I the only one that keeps all apps and websites on dark mode? I couldn’t imagine using tattle not on dark mode.

Thanks for the dark mode tip. I have everything else on dark but missed that it was an option on here.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

I just watched that one part back and it sounds like he says I’m not ALLOWED to have m&ms at home.
I hate the sugar rationing they do with Jackson. I appreciate that they think they’re a travel channel, even though they don’t fulfill that. They’re good at consistently covering different food items, but it’s frustrating that they keep trying to contextualize things as “good” or “bad” food, and whatever the categorization it’s not an option for their kid. Seems problematic to create this kids vs. parent food, and that seems like a sure fire way to create a want for the forbidden “parent food” that’s “bad.”

It's so weird how they police certain things and then give him breakfast food doused in syrup.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It's so weird how they police certain things and then give him breakfast food doused in syrup.

And how they would even think to request light powered sugar on french toast, yet allow their 3 year old to eat an entire plate of bacon, plus the bacon off Jenn's sandwich.

 

[DaniBea2017]

TT 150: All we do is binge and purge and we stay there. ( thanks to @littlemuv)

 

[JssLG317]

Dim is pretty much a walking sugar cube at this point with all the sugar he consumes; no wonder the kid wants candy. Monkey see monkey do. All he sees is his parents stuffing their faces with as much food as they can get their dirty hands on.

 

[erry]

I remember Molly said she doesn’t wear her hair in a low ponytail because she knows it makes her look like an 11 year old colonial boy

I wish Jenn had the same self awareness. I can’t stand these mid buns she do. Her head is waaaay too big, her hair is way too thin.

 

[Snippysnips]

It's so weird how they police certain things and then give him breakfast food doused in syrup.

This

They go on about sugar in the candy an don't give him it but then they do tit like this plus feed him a diet of processed food, it's fine if you are eating out occasionally but to eat out numerous times per day every day is not healthy, most restaurants use already processed food that they heat up for quickness an use the same oil morning til night( an in some places for a few days) my dad used to come home an tell me what goes on in some kitchens an its crazy to know how unhealthy most of the food actually is especially when some of it is being marketed as being "healthy", the kids diet is shocking an he will now have learned all the crappy habits of his parents which will carry him through life

 

[Loueylouay]

On a side note, that room service breakfast at Hard Rock looked better than the room service breakfast in their cuntcierge suite.

 

[Regina Phelange]

I will disagree with this. I think the mid length makes her face look even heavier and wider. She needs her hair long to slim her face down although she does need a different fringe cut. I do understand that when you have thin hair that the longer it is the thinner it looks but she could get a layered cut and it would look fuller but those mid length bobs that she gets are horrible.

I agree I thought she looked the worst when she cut her hair after J was born I hated that length on her

someone mentioned that used perm dye for her roots and semi perm for her ends because of the damage but a stylist should have also known that the roots soak in color the best because they are the least processed. So her stylist should have known after a few washed her hair color would be totally uneven if she was putting semi perm on the rest of her hair. It looks like a weird red/ash brown ombré
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She’s admitted to liking her old phone cause she doesn’t like change, she probably doesn’t update her apps for the same reason.

She only uses her phone for Instagram and scrolling tattle. She has no friends to call or text. Isn’t it pathetic to not have anything on your own phone and have to use your husbands phone for everything? She can’t even make a dining Rez at Disney because the app is on Tim’s phone. But alas, all by design by Jenn to rid her of doing literally anything.

 

[2020planner]

So you’re 6 ft @Devilchild-03? (12 inches= 1 ft so 5 ft 12 inches would =6 ft) Just poking fun at you a bit. Any Tracker sightings this year?

I always thought devilchild was a female. Am I the only one? I didn't realize she was so tall.
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All in Dim's name. Their house? Seems to only be in Dim's name (or is it under their LLC now)? I bet all these cruises and whatnot are all arranged under Dim's name. I bet only Dim is listed as the emergency contact for Buddy at his school (especially since Buddy's egg donor's phone is frequently dying/dead).

She's just an accessory suffering from main character syndrome.

Yeah, it's in Tim's name, which is not typical of a long-time married couple with (now) children.
(I know it happens...but...)

I love that, BTW. She really is suffering from main character syndrome. Spot on.

 

[scottnsaz]

witch couldn't navigate a straight line between Disneyland hotel and Disneyland.

Well to be fair, you DO have to make a 90 degree turn...

 

[VloggerCritic]

I always thought devilchild was a female. Am I the only one? I didn't realize she was so tall.

Yes isn't she basically doxing herself declaring her height on here? Can't be very many 6 foot tall female CMs at Universal in her job role....

 

[2020planner]

Yes isn't she basically doxing herself declaring her height on here? Can't be very many 6 foot tall female CMs at Universal in her job role....

Yeah, that crossed my mind.