The Tim Tracker #148 what. does. Jenn. Do?

[bumpire]

It’s so true! A lot of kids feel that the parents favor the other sibling. But there is proof here how much they favor Jackson. They don’t take an Oliver anywhere or do anything with him the way they did with Jackson. They didn’t even make Oliver’s Halloween costume and it was his first Halloween. They still only cared about Jackson’s costume. It’s the little things like this kids notice

I see it differently. They favor O so they are allowing him more privacy. J$ meanwhile needs a good lawyer.

 

[Dillon21]

Maybe it is a generational thing? I think they are hilarious together but I grew up in the age of deapdpan and partner comedy.

Laurel and Hardy, even Bill and Ted, but ATW and TTT? The only time I even like ATW is when he makes fun of Tim.

 

[Princelover]

Friends...I'm on my way to the ER. I took a shot every time a Bojo said "Cuntcierge" and I fear I have alcohol poisoning...

The 1st cruise vid they said “Cuntcierge” 11 times. I would be in the ER too!!

 

[glitteringgrogu]

Maybe Tim will end up having a scandalous affair with the nanny

 

[Iwantallthetea]

I've been busy and missed a bit, but I wanted to extend my condolences. Your friend sounded like the best of people. That matters.
Look, I come through the intra-nets for yooooou!
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Also, if these shitsticks drop off the edge we'll all collectively vote and move to another thread, that's all! There's plenty of people to roast.

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There are a plethora of awful Disney vloggers.

 

[CoolWhip]

Tim says that Jackson enjoys downloading games on his iPad and will tell them that he just downloaded a new game but when asked what game he downloaded, he doesn’t know.
Does this mean that they don’t supervise what he is doing on his iPad? Great parenting as usual, Trackers.

I hope he charges up a gajillion dollars. Let’s hope he isn’t accessing porn

 

[Orangebird]

I remember there is someone in our group here that was into skincare….did you notice the Sturm bottle? That shit is pricey!

 

[YoutubeLawyer]

Personally, I thought maybe it was a jab at either Tim or the in-laws. Or both. Like Tim hugged all the slide time and then they had to cut the fun to rush to dinner with Grandma and Grandpa before Jenn had gotten her turn. (And Tim was still late). She seemed pretty irked. She tries to not let her mask slip rgat much usually, I've noticed.

Did Tim hog or hug the slide? Or maybe both?
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Bro, he does things to that slide that I don't wanna think about

 

[CoolWhip]

They did not. They took a taxi to the closest beach (Great Bay Beach?). By the time they figured out how to get cash from an ATM they could have walked there. But this is the Slackers we're talking about...

Edit: Also, there was zero mention of BBO.

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Oh wow, yeah that is a shitty beach too. It has pollution problems from the main storm water runoff line that drains into the bay. Yuck.

 

[PistachioNut]

Forgive me for talking bad about a child , but he is a Brat , and will only get worse as he gets older

That’s what his parents created & allow!

 

[hcslacs]

It took him a couple of days to remember where the bathrooms on the ship were. That's when he felt he was home. Considering he probably spends so much more time in those compared to ever leaving the ship, I am not surprised it took them so long.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Do we think once they upload they’ll pump out like 5 videos in a row or just finally throw out an old HHN and/or Rivian tomorrow and then go radio silent again for days? I go back and forth
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I always agree with most everything you say but this time I think it’s COVID and nanny was off all week that’s what my gut tells me. I don’t think a jenn gives two shits about Tims family even if there was drama I don’t think that would derail her

Only way it would derail her is if they are significantly wealthier than we suspect and they told them they are writing their entire part of the family out of the will/putting the buddies portion in a trust that will be managed by someone not named Jenn or Tim.

Honestly, I do sort of think something may be up by the fact Dim has popped up and we haven't gotten one of the backlog vids.

 

[YesNow]

These vloggers are all trying to see whose dick is bigger I see.
I watch DislyfeOfOurs (the trackers vacation planner) they posted a video yesterday, and they stayed in the Funnel suite on the Wish.
I wonder if the trackers gave them financial investing pointers. The dad has a job, and i believe is a vet. The mom Rae, vacation planner/personal shopper. I don’t want to count what is in anyone else pockets but… HOW?!?
Their YT videos hardly make it to 3,000 views, And they only post like 2 times per week, So I know it can’t be YouTube videos. They have a Patreon, but the numbers aren’t even close to let’s say Mammoth Club.
again… how?!?

Dislyfe did a home stream last night and the subject came up. They had 2 cruises booked that were cancelled because of the pandemic. Due to this, they received 50% off of 2 future cruises. September is the cheapest month to cruise. They decided to use one of the discounts on this room. Still expensive, but half the price. This may actually be the case for some of the Trackers lavish cruises.

 

[Kystar]

So no upload today , on yet another staycation for the millionth time

 

[Forest]

So the nanny wasn’t in the adjoining room? Where did she stay? In the suite? (I have no idea how these cruise ships are laid out)

 

[YesNow]

Tim checking out the books (like he is going to read them) 50 places to sail before you die. You know damn well the Bojos will never leave their Disney Cruise Bubble!

Exactly. Cuntcierge’s Mark and Steve enjoyed their Transatlantic Cruise, but Jenn wasn’t impressed, even though it’s Disney.

 

[Tampa_Life]

Poor Buddy, he really didn't enjoy any part of that tea. He's already exhibited disinterest and discomfort around the princesses on previous cruises and here she is pushing them on him again. It was odd that he just kept eating sweet after sweet and he never became unhinged. Isn't that the typical result whenever he has the tiniest bit of sugar? He actually looked like he might have been slipped some melatonin or something.

I'm glad she wasted so much money on it.

And Jen says this is Jackson's very first ever character autograph?!? How have these character-obsessed Disney fanatics never gotten autographs before for him.

I think Jackson quickly figured out that he was the only boy there.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Wait... I'm just scanning this thing.

Why is she in the same dress for both meals?

This may have been covered already (apologies!) but did they seriously just get on the ship to eat and show that food, edit in a half-ass room tour, J's slide, and then more eating in the evening?

I thought she was walking around at some point in that Lilly Pulitzer thing (that's also too tight) around the pool ... what the fuck am I missing here?

She got BACK into the SAME sweaty ass dress for dinner? Or is this just jacked up editing?

I think she somehow managed to get back in that hideous Shore dress. Maybe it was greased up being worn by her. There was a shot of them at the Sail Away with her in the Lily cover up but then she's back looking like a marshmallow at dinner.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

If they had any hopes of their absence increasing interest in the first cruise vlog back they can suck a fat once as it sits at 76k views (their true subscriber count btw) after over 24 hours being out... Perhaps they should have thrown BUCKET LIST in the title again to attempt to fuel the algorithm they so readily fucked up.

The Gator land vlog is also bringing in great numbers /s

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

So they had to pay the child rate to bring Oliver on the cruise? What a complete waste of money. No wonder the CM puréed food for him. For $3,000 it’s literally the only thing he gets. And the Bojo’s flex like he’s getting something really special. Those are the most expensive sweet potatoes in the world. And he probably spit them up right after.

Yes, the infant rate is a little less than half of the 3rd/4th person rate. The quote that I did, I used their exact family. 3 adults (I included Nanny Rose), a 3 year old and an infant. Even the rate for J$ isn't much more than the rate for the 3rd adult. They basically count people, because they can only fit so many on board. It doesn't matter how old they are, they are taking up a space in the lifeboat. (Morbid, I know)

Funny, I just went in and tried to price out the same cruise with older kids and the Walt Suite is now booked. I wonder if Jenn was reading here and they booked it. What are the chances that in the 12 hours since I posted, someone booked that exact room on that exact cruise?