The Tim Tracker #147 The Devil Went Down to Lake Nona

[xmasbdaygirl]

Carnival Mardi Gras
19 decks
Stayed on the 15th deck, with Lido being on the 16th. Easy peasy to get food, drink & ice cream to enjoy on our balcony that had a pool deck recliner, high back chair, chair and a table.

But did you see booty butts? Did you have 5 Mickey bars every single day? Then it doesn't even sound like a vacation! You must not be set for life like the Bojos are.

No, seriously, it sounds like you had a great trip. Welcome back!

Welcome to October Tattlers! The September numbers are officially in and <drumroll> whomp whomp <sad trombone music>

The Trackers had a record breaking September. Great job Jenn! If the channel didn't have the editor extraordinaire that you are, it would not be in a position that it is in today. Historically, September is their big month. Their highest views for 2021 and 2022 were both in September. September 2023 is their lowest views in recent history.

I'm looking forward to October, keep up the great work, Jenn!

 

[Quasimodo]

It’s okay you guyzzzz I’m sure they drunkenly soberly met another “investment advisor” guy in the pool splash pad on this cruise too so now they’re double set-for-life!!!

 

[Dr.Sienna]

That thread got ridiculous...one poster mentioned that they should just consider a rebrand to the channel and a Stan went ape tit. Went on to attack the person that said that because the person had Harry Potter merch visible in their profile pic. The Stan started to say that they were a hateful biggot and horrible person because they like HP. I don't know how suggesting to rebrand a channel equates to someone being a hateful biggot...but I guess that's just Stan math.

I went back and forth with an idiot defending them on taking the cruise because they were hoping it will help Oliver sleep. WTF?????

 

[2020planner]

I went back and forth with an idiot defending them on taking the cruise because they were hoping it will help Oliver sleep. WTF?????

OMG. That is a new bleeping low. So they've got stans saying THAT is why they went on a cruise now? Cuz they thought it'd help Oliver?



I swear, do all the rabid stans share ONE friggin brain cell?!?!

 

[Mopsy75]

OMG. That is a new bleeping low. So they've got stans saying THAT is why they went on a cruise now? Cuz they thought it'd help Oliver?



I swear, do all the rabid stans share ONE friggin brain cell?!?!

Personally I think you are giving them too much credit with saying one.
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So these 2 clowns don’t post for a week and now they are back and nothing. I just can’t wrap my head around spending $20k+ on a cruise you have been on so many times before. Why not escape the Disney bubble. Try something new.

I hope J4ds was able to sleep- Lol! That’s exactly why I would go on a cruise and spend over $20k so I could sleep. Next time J4ds don’t forget to mention EATING. We all know you read here so please there’s no way you were not gorging yourself with 3 breakfasts, 4 lunches, 2 dinners, and multiple snacks in between. All while having unlimited Mickey bars and cookies in your cuntcierge suite.

 

[Artoo Detoo]

If she needs to be on the ship to sleep why doesn't she have engineering brain Tim hook up the rocker thing from Big Babys car seat to her bed?
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Armani is in heaven, Bandit's in limbo and the Trackers are a living hell.

That could be a good title now that Halloween is upon us (it's in October, Jenn)

 

[mjm9]

Love all the creative titles being submitted and chosen!

On behalf of @Galorious.

The Tim Tracker #148: Armani is in heaven, Bandit's in limbo and the Trackers are a living hell.

 

[Forest]

Lowest month in a long time! Good job Trackers! I didn’t know that about September being their highest month, historically.

Imagine being Tim and not pushing the idea of hiring an editor. While the current editor decides to take the rest of the month off to gorge herself, with a nanny to assist. She must really be hell to live with.

 

[Dont Call Them Creators]

Carnival Mardi Gras
19 decks
Stayed on the 15th deck, with Lido being on the 16th. Easy peasy to get food, drink & ice cream to enjoy on our balcony that had a pool deck recliner, high back chair, chair and a table.

Same we just got off the Independence of the Seas (RCL) and had a great time. Zero vloggers, amenities were great, AND Coco Cay beats the tit out of Castaway Cay for fun. I have been on numerous DCL cruises, but switched to RCL after the pandemic. Just made a better choice for the money. Plus we get “free cruise” offers through the Casino Royale points system.
We will cruise Disney again I am sure, but as long as we are getting these offers, it’s a no brainer.
#homemovies

 

[Loueylouay]

OMG. That is a new bleeping low. So they've got stans saying THAT is why they went on a cruise now? Cuz they thought it'd help Oliver?



I swear, do all the rabid stans share ONE friggin brain cell?!?!

Are these stans honestly functioning in society?

 

[Galaxyprincess]

OMG. That is a new bleeping low. So they've got stans saying THAT is why they went on a cruise now? Cuz they thought it'd help Oliver?



I swear, do all the rabid stans share ONE friggin brain cell?!?!

What the duck happened to putting baby in the car and drive around in the neighborhood like us normal people

 

[quietcandy]

Same we just got off the Independence of the Seas (RCL) and had a great time. Zero vloggers, amenities were great, AND Coco Cay beats the tit out of Castaway Cay for fun. I have been on numerous DCL cruises, but switched to RCL after the pandemic. Just made a better choice for the money. Plus we get “free cruise” offers through the Casino Royale points system.
We will cruise Disney again I am sure, but as long as we are getting these offers, it’s a no brainer.
#homemovies

Yep, I just got off the MSC Seaside today. Just a 3 night cruise to the private island but it was a GORGEOUS island with a ton to do, didn't feel overly crowded, and I enjoyed it so much more than my 3 night on the Wish back in February. I think we're making this our main cruise line for easy weekend trips for the future we liked it so much. The DCL cruise was nice but it's a one and done for me I think.

 

[chitownzee]

No profanity allowed in thread titles here. Something to do with search engines.

When you’re Jenn, every day is National See You Next Tuesday Day.

 

[mjm9]

Same we just got off the Independence of the Seas (RCL) and had a great time. Zero vloggers, amenities were great, AND Coco Cay beats the tit out of Castaway Cay for fun. I have been on numerous DCL cruises, but switched to RCL after the pandemic. Just made a better choice for the money. Plus we get “free cruise” offers through the Casino Royale points system.
We will cruise Disney again I am sure, but as long as we are getting these offers, it’s a no brainer.
#homemovies

Yes. Carnival has their own area, Amber Cove.
I was amazed at all the amenities available.
The pools, slides and water park were included but there were lots of activities at a cost.

Unlimited zip lining for $28.
Cabanas for up to eight people for the day

These are Slacker flex

 

[Regina Phelange]

So back to Jenn making the cruise employees purée food for Oliver. If he’s 6 months old, he should really only be getting purée once or twice a day. So it was really THAT hard to pack two or three 4 packs of Gerber baby food? I’m confused why that is so stressful. I would feel much more comfortable with that than someone on a cruise ship making my miracle NICU baby’s food. Especially since he is still at risk for allergic reactions….

 

[CoolWhip]

Carnival Mardi Gras
19 decks
Stayed on the 15th deck, with Lido being on the 16th. Easy peasy to get food, drink & ice cream to enjoy on our balcony that had a pool deck recliner, high back chair, chair and a table.

Nice! I haven’t been on Mardi Gras yet but it is on my list.

 

[cavamom]

Just got back from four days at WDW and a 7 day Bahamian cruise (not Disney).
So very glad that the Slacker schedule didn’t intersect with mine!

I was 27 pages behind, but no biggie.
I found the Slackers were just doing the same old crap regurgitated.
Exploitation of their children.
Umpteenth DCL Cruise in a Walt/Roy Disney Suite.
New Rivian SUV which makes three cars for the solo family driver, Tim.

Having had a suite with a huge balcony I can see how Jenn doesn’t want any other accommodations. Yet her DCL suites ran $30K+ for 7 nights.
Mine was $3,600.

I also came home with 5 medals and two trophies from playing trivia games.

So I guess that must mean you took the same cruise last month, memorized all of the trivia answers, then won the prizes on this cruise?

 

[Mopsy75]

Hey Jenn, it's October - back to normal yet? Or are you still trying to convince J$ that he is sad to be home.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Time is a ticking. I feel a Live today late at night if she gets her tit together enough for that.

 

[No Grifters Needed]

What the duck happened to putting baby in the car and drive around in the neighborhood like us normal people

Even if you're driving your brand new Rivian, where's the flex in that? That's how the Trackholes operate.