Please tell me they’re not training J$ to do the stupid open mouth thing
The Tim Tracker #144 People who are set for life don’t shout out names for 99-cent SuperStickers
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That is uncanny! Who is Tim's Olive Oyl? Not Jenn. Maybe Nick?
Doesn't the school have someone just come get the kid out of the car? Ginn even said they didn't have time to say a proper goodbye to him or something last week? Now she's saying she waddles walks him to the door of the school and does a secret high-five with him (which she shows how to do to everyone so that any stranger can come up to him and do the same stupid high-five cause stranger danger what even is that).
Real exciting stuff here as these two creatures munch on Starbucks pastries.
Real exciting stuff here as these two creatures munch on Starbucks pastries.
Why do these two twats feel the need to share EVERY little thing with the world? Why can't there be any private moments as a family or one on one with their kids??
“BhUt iT mAkeS thEm sO reLatabLe”
I had my children some time ago and they were all big babies. And I know all kids are different but I'm trying to understand them blaming BB not sleeping on his size? WTF. and if he was colic I think he would be crying more? Does it ever cross their mind to call the doctor instead of googling it? Just frustrates the crap out of me.
They are the same kind of idiots that will put a bumper sticker on their car with their kids name, school and activities on it
Tim said a couple of times that they can’t share the handshake because it’s a secret and Jenn insisted because she wanted to show the viewers.
She does not value the privacy or safety of her children one bit.
Ginn said they got both their cars detailed because the cars were so messy because of the kids and all the crumbs. As if they both haven't filmed themselves hundreds of times stuffing their GD faces with food in the car. Pretty sure the front seat must have had even more crumbs than Buddy's car seat. Also Da Baby isn't even eating anything yet that would cause crumbs so.... way to make Buddy the scapegoat for getting both cars detailed. Was that after Dimmy fucked up the Tesla trying to get the frunk cover open so he could test the flammability of a Tesla battery?
And if she actually cherished that "secret" ritual with her own child and if it actually felt special, a normal parent would want to keep that as something between the two of them, not "brag" about it.
Time out!
Did I hear right at 4:33?
Tim: “I am going to take Wednesday OFF…”
Tim, you don’t have a regular 9 to 5 job!
No boss to report to.
YOU make your own work schedule!
The optics are that every day appears to be a day off for you, compared to the average working person.
Did I hear right at 4:33?Tim: “I am going to take Wednesday OFF…”
Tim, you don’t have a regular 9 to 5 job!No boss to report to.
YOU make your own work schedule!
The optics are that every day appears to be a day off for you, compared to the average working person.
Hey, Tim And Jenn! You know all those photo frames you bought, but never used because you were waiting for that perfect portrait? Well, the wait is over…
I hope they eat one too many gummies, smoke a bit too much herb, puff one too many puffs on an off-market vape pen, drink one of those pot drinks, and go “live from the eye of the hurricane” at 3am so those on the other side of the pond have something fun with their bean toast breakfasts
Someone’s reading TL! 
Before:
Home vlog:
How long till these cream cushions are trash?
At least they accommodate Ginn’s wide load
Before:
Home vlog:
How long till these cream cushions are trash?
At least they accommodate Ginn’s wide load
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Llllll guys we only put up the heat shield when we are grilling and put it away when we aren't.
But still not smart enough to move it, and turn it into an L-shaped design to get away from the freaking wall
Tim has the stereotypical doctor schedule like Jackson's school where they get Wednesday off to play golf.Time out!
Tim: “I am going to take Wednesday OFF…”
No boss to report to.
YOU make your own work schedule!
The optics are that every day appears to be a day off for you, compared to the average working person.
I wonder what the ol' HOA gang thinks of their neighbors who leave their trash cans sitting in their backyard 24/7? Surprised the Trackers haven't complained. What a great view from their posh bar.
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Dimmy had to move the island closer to the bbq to make room just for the new bar stools and the rest of the furniture that hasn't arrived yet. And already has to return a rug because there's now not enough space for it in-between the island and the bbq. He could just tape down the cord that passes from the wall to the island - does he not realize how much bbq meat juice and other tit they're going to spill on what will also be a moldy rug? It's like they go out of their way to make unnecessarily messy decisions.
I like how Ginn just matter-of-factly says "tomorrow we're going to BBQ" and then looks to Dim, who is surprised about this and will also have to be the one doing the actual BBQing.
Ginn should really think about being pre-weight-loss Drew Carey for Halloween.
I like how Ginn just matter-of-factly says "tomorrow we're going to BBQ" and then looks to Dim, who is surprised about this and will also have to be the one doing the actual BBQing.
Ginn should really think about being pre-weight-loss Drew Carey for Halloween.
So, if the grill goes up in flames, the person standing there is boxed in by a super tight countertop, extra barstools all over, people around the pool, probably piles of plastic toys, and giant fans accelerating the flames.
How do they not see how badly this could go? Meanwhile, at least one of the kids could be sleeping upstairs and that would mean someone has to sprint up there before the flames spread. What a nightmare. Whose room is above the kitchen??? Ugh.- Status