The Tim Tracker #143 Thanks to Seward for having us out!

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Talk about J$ speech regressing. I think Dim and Gin are regressing in life. They don't cook regular meals, take care of themselves, shave, bathe, take care of their own children or know anything about anything. They can't even talk correctly or know how to live outside of the Disney bubble. And they don't even do that well! It's really pathetic and sad.
Oh crap wait, I forgot we were supposed to be jealous over their sad, pathetic lives. Oh well.
 
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Something about TPD makes me reminisce about South Park's episode when Tom Cruise and R Kelly are trapped in the closet

 
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Super random:

So how will they do Christmas since they keep the kids separated? Will they have buddy #1 open gifts first, send him with the nanny, and then open up buddy #2 gifts?

Will they let buddy #1 open everyone's gifts?

Will they even bother to wrap gifts this year since they seem to have less hours in the day than everyone else?
 
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I could imagine them going on a cruise and pretend Christmas doesn't exist because it's too much work
 
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I'd imagine they will make the excuse that "da baby" is too young to open gifts so J is "helping" him open them, which may work this year but good luck for next year when "baby brother" is older
 
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Cedar Point comes up a lot and Tim always has to think whether he's been there or not. Then he says "no, we went to Kings island".
 
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I think Jenn's downhill roll started after the suspected choking or something serious happening incident. There was a change in her and she probably got reamed out by Tim for not cutting up J$ food properly and caused it. She blew up and pulled the whole "I didn't even want kids anyways. Don't you know I tried all the things" and she told him she wanted someone to take care of the kid or he had to stay home. Queue the beginning of the rotation of Nannies. Since Jenn has them doing everything for her, she can be a lazy sloth and she loves it.
 
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I wonder if Star Wars Superfan Tim has watched Ahsoka yet and learned that it’s not Ashoka. I can’t wait to hear him talk about it because I’m positive he doesn’t have a damn clue about anything.


I agree. Something happened and Jenn’s ability to even remotely demonstrate motherly vibes changed dramatically. It could have been the choking incident, which I’m sure is something that happened. She wanted another child because she thought it would be a girl. She ended up disappointed and that’s pretty evident when she’s talking to her baby through a sliding glass door.
 
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you mean Timmy the biggest "STAR WAR" fan in the galaxy. LOL
 
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He'll probably lament about now getting to start at Sammy's butt anymore on the Starcrusier and that it's sold out now because all the meanies booked it after Disney decided they were ending it.
 
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So he says did things at MK he hadn't yet done this year, and hmm, no mention of his "goal" of doing every attraction within a year. I wonder if he's given up on that.

I'd understand if he's abandoned it; it was a pretty lofty goal after all.
 
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So he says did things at MK he hadn't yet done this year, and hmm, no mention of his "goal" of doing every attraction within a year. I wonder if he's given up on that.

I'd understand if he's abandoned it; it was a pretty lofty goal after all.
Timmy did do something that he hasn't done in a year. He did a video and didn't shove anything down his gullet.
 
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So he says did things at MK he hadn't yet done this year, and hmm, no mention of his "goal" of doing every attraction within a year. I wonder if he's given up on that.

I'd understand if he's abandoned it; it was a pretty lofty goal after all.
He couldn't even finish the Peppa Pig park. OG Buddy never got to go to that splash pad because of designated nap time.
 
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I think there’s something seriously wrong with Jenn. A typical mother does not need constant nanny supervision like she does if Tim can’t be there every minute. I don’t think Tim trusts her alone with both kids.
 
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