At least TPD is honest with his dislike of the Muppets, unlike Tim and all his overzealous fake love toward them.
The Tim Tracker #140 Shave & a haircut-two idiots - one that looks like a sunburnt potato
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but where is his other finger?TTT# 141
"Pickle shake, Pee shake, Camera shake. All in all..."
"Pickle shake, Pee shake, Camera shake. All in all..."
Ginn at home feeling sorry for herself because for some reason she supposedly hasn't figured out how to bottle feed the baby even though she has and now she must stay home to take care of Da Baby (what a weird concept!).
If Tim had eyebrows they’d be twins.
Pee shakes and again noticeable finger shakes. But he's totally healthy you guyzzzzzz.
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He's a Pompadork!
Poor Dimmy, did that chicken wing with spice hurt you? Did you want a flavorless "boneless chicken wing" instead?
Dim you don't need to stuff the entire wing in your mouth all at once...? Was this dude seriously raised in a cave or something and no one taught him how to eat like even a semi-normal person? He licked every single one of his fingers multiple times. Gotta make sure he gets the juice from out underneath his claws.
Would it kill Ginn to not amplify Dim's finger-licking sounds? Nasty turd.
Nick the Dick is also a finger licker, but what else would you expect from a guy who wears his hat backward like he's starring in a live-action version of Hey Arnold! and pretending he's 9-years-old. And then they both fondled Nick's souvenir cup with their finger-licked fingers.
I suffered so you all have to too.
Dim you don't need to stuff the entire wing in your mouth all at once...? Was this dude seriously raised in a cave or something and no one taught him how to eat like even a semi-normal person? He licked every single one of his fingers multiple times. Gotta make sure he gets the juice from out underneath his claws.
Would it kill Ginn to not amplify Dim's finger-licking sounds? Nasty turd.
Nick the Dick is also a finger licker, but what else would you expect from a guy who wears his hat backward like he's starring in a live-action version of Hey Arnold! and pretending he's 9-years-old. And then they both fondled Nick's souvenir cup with their finger-licked fingers.
I suffered so you all have to too.
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Why can't he eat like a normal human!!
And he wishes he could pompa-dick.
The Tim Tracker #141: The bigger the pompadour, the smaller the pompadick!
Nothing weird here. Just a normal guy recording himself performing fellatio on a fried pickle in the middle of a theme park.
Ugh that food dripping down his beard.
Say what you want about Michael Kay (and plenty has been said lol), but he had the right idea with cutting away from showing the actual eating of the food.
Say what you want about Michael Kay (and plenty has been said lol), but he had the right idea with cutting away from showing the actual eating of the food.
The FRE video parody from when J4D "interviewed" Dim came across my feed. Watched it again for kicks as FRE is a timeless genius. I was shocked at how tidy the house was and how Dim still had a few remnants of his soul left. Really was crazy watching him freely walk around the house without having crap piled high and lined up to the point where you have to have paths through the house. The kitchen countertops weren't piled high with crap. They were relatively somewhat clear of clutter. No piles of shoes, no diaper boxes, "haul" junk and outdoor toys piled up. This was within the first year after J$ was born. It truly was night and day. So sad how down hill they really went after having kids. Too bad they aren't happy humans after having their "miracle" children.
It's not normal for a 41-year-old to look this wrinkly. He's got more wrinkles than the crumbled-up tshirts Ginn keeps forgetting in the washer. He looks like a Shar Pei's booty butt.
Yes, pretty much all the others have listened to the feedback and while they are showing off the untouched dish, they use the part where they describe what they thought of it as a voice over all while keeping the shoveling in mouth part off camera. Especially no finger sucking. But no, that would be too much class for our resident editor who keeps in the worst shots of Dim.
Why even try to make it look a little professional and not completely trashy when you can just throw together some hard cuts of awkward clips, never provide knowledgeable or useful information or give a single tit about your content?
I have absolutely no idea what paint tastes like, "mushieslushie". I think the lead poisoning must be messing with your brain (and Dim's).
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Dim: "I just can't bear to wear a spirit jersey in Florida, it's so darn hot."
A Gucci sweater is totally fine though, of course.
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That's.... a normal-sized wine glass. A little small for red wine.
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I will give him a pass on not knowing what size a wine glass should be because I bet that Jenn drinks straight from the bottle
Hey, a bottle IS made out of glass…
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