The Tim Tracker #139 Not enough sponsored deodorant in the world to cover stench of this dying channel

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AppleHeadLady

When I was in Universal Hollywood earlier this year, there were some guys in their early 20s that got kicked out of the park because they were making inappropriate hand gestures on a photo with Bart Simpson. Bart walked away and spoke to another member of staff and the next thing we knew, about 5 members of security appeared from nowhere and grabbed the guys and frogmarched them out. We were next in line waiting for our photo. I bet they see and hear all kinds, it's so sad.
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Wouldn't the bib be dirty within an hour?
 
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Quasimodo

I'm in California and even I have 2 umbrellas in the car but I can't remember the last time I actually used them, even this past winter/spring when we had nonstop "atmospheric rivers" and "bomb cyclones" and unprecedented flooding. I used my raincoat or I just walked briskly in and out of buildings and I either wore rainboots or waterproof shoes so I didn't even have to deal with wet feet. Weird how that works.

I've never seen two people act this bothered about precipitation from the sky when it's what they've experienced their entire lives. And it's not even like it's the kind of cold rain we get in my neck of the woods during the winter. And it's not like they have perfectly coifed hair that is going to get ruined and they both look like they could use a shower so I seriously don't understand this aversion to rain.
 
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court2022

Eh I use an umbrella because I hate being wet, even just a little, but that's just me. Haha.
 
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Forest

I don’t have a pool but that pool looks completely fucked to me. I don’t see any option but to drain it, and then get down there with a broom or a shopvac.

Tim is so annoying doing his own electrical. Hire an electrician you moron.

I recoiled when he said he wanted to get a firepit. Seems dangerous to me especially since they have zero control over their kid.
 
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Firefly03-K64

What a nightmare for her stylist to create even bangs for the linebacker with this hairline:

Thanks @hcslacs for the screen grab.

Although, now that I look at it...her want for bangs might be to cover her disappearing eyebrows.
 
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Quasimodo

court2022 said:
Eh I use an umbrella because I hate being wet, even just a little, but that's just me. Haha.
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Hehe, I'd use an umbrella more often, but rain here almost always also comes with wind and I don't feel like dealing with a broken umbrella - you can always tell who is a tourist because they show up in shorts and with umbrellas (and with their luggage visible in their rental cars and fancy cameras hanging loosely on their shoulder and scrolling their phone near the doors on the train totally oblivious to the people that will yank their phone from them just as the doors are closing... but I digress ).
 
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scopeyscope

I live in Seattle, if I didn’t want to grocery shop in the rain I would never get anything done.
I don’t understand these two acting like they will absolutely melt if they get rained on. I can understand wanting to stay indoors if there’s lightning present but rain? come on.
I do own an umbrella even though I live in Washington and a lot of people say that’s a tourist thing I do see locals with umbrellas I just normally forget mine
 
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hcslacs

It’s a little hard to tell but it seems highly unlikely that they will be able to fit all that furniture they plan on getting onto the pool deck, even with the extended area. A outdoor kitchen with a bar top, a couch with a fire pit-coffee table, plus an additional seating area? Seems a bit much.

And maybe it’s just a bit ocd on my part, but that noticeable line in the pavers where they stopped and started again would drive me crazy.

 
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Quasimodo

Ginn is so greasy, her bangs would always look like she had actually been caught in the rain (though of course she wouldn't look as good as Darcy).
 
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TawdryT

Firefly03-K64 said:
What a nightmare for her stylist to create even bangs for the linebacker with this hairline:
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Thanks @hcslacs for the screen grab.

Although, now that I look at it...her want for bangs might be to cover her disappearing eyebrows.
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I don't have one but there is a picture where she has these shelf bangs and it looked absolutely terrible to the point of, I know I don't like you but even I'd try to stop you from that mess, terrible.
 
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Forest

I can’t stand how they go everywhere as an entourage. I thought Buddy was going to pull down one of those racks at Lowes and end them all.
 
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court2022

Also, correct me if I am wrong, but aren't babies usually sitting up before they start crawling? In the home vlog they kept acting like he was going to crawl very soon and he's not even sitting up yet.
 
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MixedBagofApples

Jen237 said:
Interesting For the non drinking Trackers, their wine cork container, is now full!
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YEP!!!!! I noticed that too! Here's a screenshot of the cork collection in background two months ago (May 3rd) titled "What we do when daddy is away". As you can see it was half full. Hmmmmm....Sure Jen...we know what you reeeally do. Whoopsie!!! Just own it.
 
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CoolWhip

Ok sorry to go off topic, while I am enjoying reading the tea on the DisUnplugged board, I’m just wondering if there is a betting pool on when Pete will start slapping law suits? Not saying they would lose but I would be shocked if they aren’t served pretty soon.
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why doesn’t she use hard drives? She is dumb as shit
 
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