The Tim Tracker #139 Not enough sponsored deodorant in the world to cover stench of this dying channel

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Quasimodo

They want to do a haul of their prime day purchases. JFC.

Dimmy says he's embarrassed to bring his giant camera to film at Publix, so they film on his phone. Sounds like somebody was bitched at for them filming in Publix, but yeah sure, pretend now after all this time you're "embarrassed" to film with your big camera.
 
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eatcherheartout

Mopsy75 said:
First and Foremost - the amount of clutter in their house would drive me insane - but maybe that's just me. I would not be able to live like that.
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I’m currently packing for a move across the country to Lakeland, Fl and my apartment is in total disarray and chaos and it’s giving me anxiety. I don’t know how some people can live in that amount of clutter. If I had the money they say they have, I’d hire a housekeeping service to come in weekly. Especially if I’m going to constantly feature my house online.

Speaking of my upcoming move to central Florida, is it normal to not get out of your car to go buy groceries if it’s raining and you forgot the umbrella?
 
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Quasimodo

Not sure a guy that refers to a pipe that the contractors didn't remove as "they didn't delete this" should be working on their house's electrical stuff, but have fun possibly getting electrocuted Dim.
 
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bten1989

Galaxyprincess said:
It's about winning. Tim loves winning.
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The only loser I've ever seen that purposefully memorized the trivia questions and answers from one cruise (which he lost, of course) and then could not wait to blurt out every answer on his next cruise like a week later. And for what? A little knick knack and bragging rights? How small does one's micro penis have to be...
 
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eatcherheartout

I always wonder if they are embarrassed filming with his giant ass camera and purse walking around Target. It’s one thing at theme parks but I personally would be embarrassed drawing that much attention to myself.
 
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Blessyourheart

Jennbo got a new iPad that she is carrying around the grocery store with her
She also hasn’t cut her hair since she knew she was pregnant. What part of being pregnant prevents you from keeping your hair cut?
 
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hcslacs

Maybe I don't remember correctly, but I thought once upon a time they weren't allowed to film in Publix. Or maybe I am wrong because they seem to do it all the time.
 
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Firefly03-K64

How is this travel related or even interesting? #homemovies
 
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bten1989

LMAO not at all! You either wait it out and make a break into the store when it's not downpouring, or you just deal and shop a little wet. These two are the lamest excuses for "born and bred Floridians" I have ever encountered.
 
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peteykirch

Dim and Ginn seem like the sort that wouldn't offer free bottled water/snacks or get a lunch for the crew doing the work on their house, and would tell them they need to go elsewhere if they need to use the bathroom.
 
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Quasimodo

Ginn claims she knows the names of every single one of Buddy's hot wheels cars which he apparently has at least 100 of.

And yet.... she can't remember her second miracle child's name.

Dim doesn't understand the concept of soup mugs. Some people work Dim. So they heat up their soup from home at work. Or they're rushing to take the kids from one activity to another (because you know, they're parents who parent their children) and need the soup poured in a handy mug. He seriously judges the most random fucking shit.
 
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quietcandy

eatcherheartout said:
Speaking of my upcoming move to central Florida, is it normal to not get out of your car to go buy groceries if it’s raining and you forgot the umbrella?
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The rain doesn't stop anyone from going about their day-to-day business. The Trackers just make such a huge deal out of it because they can't do anything alone and instead it has to be a whole family affair to go across the street to freaking Publix.

I have major driving in the rain anxiety and I still get out and drive whenever it's pouring because life doesn't stop when it rains. Unless you're a Bojo.
 
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bten1989

Blessyourheart said:
Jennbo got a new iPad that she is carrying around the grocery store with her
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Idk about you, but I have my grocery list in the notes on my phone like a normal fucking person. Imagine how weird that dope seemed to normal shoppers walking around the store. Also had the thought that JennBo must've been watching Bravo while Dimmy shopped. You know, like children watch their tablets while mom and dad get some grocery shopping done.
 
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Quasimodo

Blessyourheart said:
Jennbo got a new iPad that she is carrying around the grocery store with her
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Omg that is so pathetic. She's so desperate to appear to be Super!Mom or I don't know really actually know what she's going for, but she just ends up looking like an idiot.
 
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NanTeaDrew

bten1989 said:
LMAO not at all! You either wait it out and make a break into the store when it's not downpouring, or you just deal and shop a little wet. These two are the lamest excuses for "born and bred Floridians" I have ever encountered.
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Or one person runs in to the grocery store [or gets dropped off close to the door] and the other adult waits in the car with the kids.
 
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SirHiss

I still use pen and paper for my list. And it's a good day when I actually remember to bring the list with me to the store
 
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tpstyle

He’s filming her on the iPhone while she’s reading the ipad. What a couple twats.
 
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Blessyourheart

The baby rolled over on his own for the first time. Thought he already did that ?
He got his arm caught underneath so Timmy boy tells he still has work to do. WTF?
He’s not practicing for the Olympics Dimmy. He is performing an innate motor skill.
 
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eatcherheartout

On the Stan page on Facebook, one of the Stan’s asked what’s going on with Tim’s beard. She said it was a genuine question and she didn’t mean anything negative by it and she had to turn off the comments because the other Stan’s were being negative to her.

Their fan base is extremely defensive of them. Even turning on other Stan’s. Yikes.
 
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