Ok I just took a look at HDG’s IG. Uh WTF? If I was a CM and saw this dude walking around with his bff wiener I’d call security. This is really weird. And I’d like ti think I’ve got a quirky personality and enjoy a good joke, but this is just Weird AF. How does he have almost 10,000 followers. He’s creepy. Dang between this and Pinky Doll I’m done.
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Grinning squinting face :laughing: 😆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f606.png)
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There’s no way that little doggie he’s dragging around in over 100 degree heat, humidity, and rain is real. It’s gotta be a faux wiener cause if it isn’t don’t security think it’s weird? Doesn’t it stink in the Florida weather here? For someone that seems pretty quiet and dead inside he sure is brave going around face characters with his fake wiener.