The Tim Tracker #138 Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing

[Quasimodo]

Big Baby might win the diaper dash

What the duck is she talking about Big Baby left the hospital late? Wasn’t it like an extra day or two? He wasn’t in NICU so long that his monthly appointments would be weeks after his month birthday.

Okay, thank you, that was such a weird excuse. She should have just said, "we go on too many staycations to keep up with Da Baby's regular appointments."
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I think Rivians are an absolute joke, but they win points on not giving in to Dim's desperate begging. They're so annoyed they can't keep pressuring Rivian to let them have their way. Sorry you fucks, YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL.
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OMG who asked the baby question?

"Do you think you call the baby not by his name because you're not connecting with that name?"
Ginn: "I don't think it's that". The fact that she doesn't say "absolutely not"....

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Oh that’s heartbreaking that J$ had to tell Jenn not to call Big Baby Buddy. We’ve been saying that here since he was born. And Tim has no bleeping clue what she’s talking about. bleeping asshole parents.

They DO have a pool cleaner

 

[Mopsy75]

Okay, thank you, that was such a weird excuse. She should have just said, "we go on too many staycations to keep up with Da Baby's regular appointments."
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I think Rivians are an absolute joke, but they win points on not giving in to Dim's desperate begging. They're so annoyed they can't keep pressuring Rivian to let them have their way. Sorry you fucks, YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL.
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OMG who asked the baby question?

"Do you think you call the baby not by his name because you're not connecting with that name?"
Ginn: "I don't think it's that". The fact that she doesn't say "absolutely not"....

Just goes to show you how much she wanted a girl. Poor Oliver.

 

[Quasimodo]

Apparently "the baby" is a "nickname". J¢ told her not to call Da Baby "Buddy" because that's his name. Buddy, that's.... not your name.

 

[notasponsor]

Both kids "magically" go to sleep at the same time. They must time when the melatonin kicks in.

 

[Mopsy75]

And now J$ is telling her about Buddy. I want to cry. What aholes.

 

[TawdryT]

I haven't been able to watch yet, but bleeping yikes.
These kinds of statements are just telegraphing and generating concrete proof that she is too incompetent to be a parent. At all. It's beyond bleeping weird that she would publicly admit to that.
What is your function, Gin? How stupid are you?!
You can't do the basic job and one day very soon, Dimothy is going to just trade you in for the nanny for good- at least she helps take care of the children- and you mimicking her pigtails won't be enough when the courts see you can't even handle basic bedtime duties.

 

[Quasimodo]

Apparently "the pool company" should be added to the Saboteur list because Dim thinks they broke the pool pump even though he says he can't prove that they did?

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Tim has to pay for a service to help him get dining reservations? He’s supposedly a theme park expert? bleeping moron. (I’m in NYC, my accent is back in full force and I’m swearing more than usual!)

 

[Quasimodo]

I love when Ginn criticizes other companies for their decisions. witch, you can't even talk and write at the same time.
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She keeps calling super-stickers "super-things". Even Dim said "they're super stickers".

 

[Southpaw33]

Ok, so I just pulled a Jenn and almost set our air fryer on fire and missed the last several juicy tidbits. It was so bleeping boring before. Gotta go back and see this ridiculousness. "The baby" is a nickname?!!!

 

[airbusA330]

What is your function, Gin?

Thread title suggestion

 

[Blessyourheart]

Has everybody left for the DisUnplugged board?

Back to say I can not believe that fool has her hair like that

 

[Mopsy75]

Thread title : How useless can you be? Just ask Jenn Tracker.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn says "I'm gonna be honest with you. Can I be honest with you? (I don't know Ginn, can you?) Am I going to get canceled for this? Cilian Murphy (who she keeps calling Silly-en) looks like a skeleton to me and I don't want to watch him for two hours."

I'm sure the feeling's mutual and he wouldn't want to watch your bloated beige potato face for 2 minutes, you bleeping bleep.
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Ginn: "WHEN YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN, going to watch a movie is not easy."


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Ugh, she's an open-mouthed cougher.

 

[Mopsy75]

So if they expect J$ to start school next month are they going to explain to the teachers: Yes, his name is J$ but we call him Buddy. WOW.

 

[TawdryT]

Done, @airbusA330!
The Tim Tracker 139: What Is Your Function, Gin?!

 

[Mopsy75]

Oh she's back on having 2 kids again thought. Seriously give it up. Your not the first and you definitely are not the last.

 

[LittleMissMeaniePants]

Ginn: "WHEN YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN, going to watch a movie is not easy."

She has two children??? Who woulda thunk it?

 

[TawdryT]

Ginn says "I'm gonna be honest with you. Can I be honest with you? (I don't know Ginn, can you?) Am I going to get canceled for this? Cilian Murphy (who she keeps calling Silly-en) looks like a skeleton to me and I don't want to watch him for two hours."

I'm sure the feeling's mutual and he wouldn't want to watch your bloated beige potato face for 2 minutes, you bleeping bleep.
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Ginn: "WHEN YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN, going to watch a movie is not easy."


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Ugh, she's an open-mouthed cougher.

witch, I'll pull your pigtail for that blasphemy!