The Tim Tracker #136 Our 900K Subscribers are 88% Dead and So Are We

[Moonlight666]

Traveling to Greece today. According to tim I don't need something called sunglasses... Right?

 

[HaroldTheWalrus]

I was almost going to suggest that Jenn might fake the result of the diaper dash with a bit of clever video editing….before catching myself and realising the obvious flaw in my logic.

 

[Southpaw33]

Ft Pampers-by-the-sea.

Stopping in bc I had to reply to this...

 

[scopeyscope]

Tim tried very hard to pretend like the nanny wasn’t there, but we know she was there. She’s the one that ordered the grilled chicken salad. You can tell as well because she was turning the salad and had on a blue shirt.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

It'll be wiener month for Timmay.

Every month is wiener month for our Tim

 

[Love_the_kitz]

They have put Jackson in longer shorts before but they seem to gravitate to the yellow shorter shorts and then these blue ones. They actually do make these shorts a little bit longer:
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I think it’s more so that Jenn saw these short shorts at Target and thought they were cute and convinced herself they were unisex when really, they do have a feminine cut to them.

They were popular for men in the 70s

 

[Blessyourheart]

Ok- BB is there, but walking to the M&Ms store- Jennbo clearly is not pushing the stroller- same at the Coke place. Nanny is fully in charge of both kids & the stroller. Lazy bitch!

J$ eats two gummy bears and Jennbo tells him to chew it really good. Good god- how many times has he chocked? They have to know he has something wrong with his mouth.

 

[Forest]

TPD has never made an effort to conceal his name. As for Tim, he blurted out his real last name on a live not too long ago. Cats out of the bag.

 

[Blessyourheart]

OMG! They stayed at this house the day they went to DS! This was their breakfast before eating lunch at Homecoming! WTF!!’ Plus they had pizza the night before.

The cousins came over too- not sure if they stayed. Odd that they all of the sudden love their family. Good for J$
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BB Looks thrilled…

 

[Cocobean9]

No way in hell baby brother is rolling over now or going to win the diaper race in September. Like several have said, he's a container baby and a blob. He needs to be on his stomach on a play mat to gain muscle strength but we all know they don't actually want him moving around because then they would have to interrupt what they want to do to make sure he doesn't get hurt

I'm so sorry for you Oliver you deserve so much better

 

[DearestMommy]

New FRE video up- Im so confused by the theme of this house- and why the fuck these idiots climb on every single bed in dirty clohtes and shoes...

Edited to add- It annoys me to NO end when they do that because you know the rental company is not going in and washing all the bedding after the visit- so that means someone else has to sleep where they laid down for 10 seconds in the nasty clothes and shoes they have been wearing EVERYWHERE!

 

[Snippysnips]

Further in the video Tim proclaims that he would not like to meet Walt Disney cause he would be a terrible/horrible person.
Well, news for you Tim.
Walt could say the same about you.
Especially your monetization of his property and IPs!!
And you claim to be a Disney expert, but you know nothing about Disney history, stories, attractions, programs and rides backstories.

So would never want to meet the guy (if he was still alive) who's responsible for their shitty jobless lifestyle that they monetize from

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Wasn't it 4th of July weekend last year that we first met Theme Park Dad and the fam? The vlog where J$ wouldn't ride the brown rolly coasty for views? Then 2 days later Tim ended up with Covid and went to the GKTW balloon event? Ah, good times!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I also do not think she has lost any weight. And I do agree, something is going on with her neck (or lack there of).

I know this shouldn't shock me, but I'm still really confused about how she presented herself in this vid to represent this company. I'm a brand ambassador for this very expensive, nice rental property. I couldn't bother to shower or brush my hair or dress appropriately for the job. And this isn't--I just had a baby or postpartum depression or #momlife, this is truly I do not give a fuck.

 

[NanTeaDrew]

Except for:
Filming content to write off this trip
Flexing
Stuffing their faces
Tim filming more bathrooms
Sticking it to TL - “see we are good parents!”
“we now have the boys together”
etc.

If they have the nanny why can’t she stay at the Poly with the kids?

Then Tim & DJ could be “child free” and we would see the giddy, elated, stoned side of their Jekyll and Hyde personalities “with” and “without” children.

Because Jenn “the attention whore” needs to breastfeed “the baby” on every carousel in central Florida.

 

[DaniBea2017]

RV trip my ass, more like a trip to Ft. Wilderness where the RV is already set up for them.

 

[Quasimodo]

In the pool, he looked just an expressionless blob the whole time. Jenn claimed he was loving it but he didn’t smile or show any emotions at least while they were filming him

Stans: "Excuse you, BIG BABY IS A BEACON OF HAPPINESS!!!!!"

OG Buddy is not a swimmer, I don't know what his egg and sperm donor are talking about. I guess being able to grab someone within arm's reach underwater counts as swimming now.

Ginn had to put her waddling #momlife walking-up-to-Dim from the DS "vid" in this "vid" too. Is this their new desperate "throw a noodle at the wall and leave it there for months see if it sticks" attempt to get more views? Redundant advertising essentially of a vlog they already uploaded?

This pajama set of hers (way to traumatize "the cousins" with your braless tits Ginn and stop trying to smother Buddy with them) reminds me of the blue PJ set she wore while walking around one of their cruises with a glass of wine like the classy broad she is which earned her the JennyBlueberry nickname. Now she's JennyPeach. Uh oh, watch out lil' sis!

Why not let him sit with "the cousins" in the back row instead of smothering him and doing her weird kiss thing with him? This kid is going to have a really hard time in school.

 

[airbusA330]

New vlogs everyday.*!

*unless you idiot Stan’s don’t notice

have a good fourth everyone here! Still Miss a certain person here just found out my friends mom has terminal pancreatic cancer so I’ll need the laughs here

 

[eatcherheartout]

I’m just glad she is wearing something other than that nude colored bronco t-shirt from Target.

These photos are obviously staged. I’m sure the nanny was right there ready to take Jackson.

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

The Tim Tracker #137: Our tips for spending the day at Disney Springs with your nanny and your two small kids #relatablemomlife