The Tim Tracker #136 Our 900K Subscribers are 88% Dead and So Are We

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Beige pants Dimmy and FUPA bike shorts Ginn. As iconic as Mr Rogers and his sweater.
 
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Think I said a while ago that I wouldn't be surprised if we were going get a shit ton of these staycation homes because they can't just stay home an settle the baby in, glad to see I was right

God they must be desperate, I can just imagine the amount of begging they are doing for these hosted stays "bUt wE HavE 900k SuBsSssS"
 
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When will these two fatties embrace the slimming joy of dark-colored clothing? Oh and clothes that are the right size would help too
 
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What a moronic comment to make. Sure, Tim, Disney's not going to bother to theme a new building, especially at a deluxe resort.
 
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And then she just says, "oh yeah". Lol WTF. I wouldn't have even left that part in.
 
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In other news, while exclaiming how great it is that the house has a bathtub for Buddy, Jenn doesn’t even know Buddy has switched to showers so Tim corrects her
This is nuts. I can't imagine not knowing this detail about your own 3 yr old child.

Beige pants Dimmy and FUPA bike shorts Ginn. As iconic as Mr Rogers and his sweater.
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I am currently wearing bike shorts and a long tshirt...as pajamas while on vacay, but I would never wear this specific outfit outside in the light of day let alone in a vlog for a YouTube channel (and I think I definitely look better than Jenn ). She must be delusional.
 
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That house must be a total shitshow. I don’t believe for one minute they are happy. The videos we see are fake fake fake.
Having lived through a similar type of relationship (minus the vlogging of course), I can say with 100 percent certainty that you are 100 percent correct.
 
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Highlight of this vid for me is a little before 23:00, Jenn tries to show the car that zombie J$ (watching a movie) is holding to the camera. He rips is away from her. Then she says, do you want to show Daddy your cars and he doesn't even blink or turn his head, he just holds out the bottom of the car he's holding.

Also, there are other kids there, maybe the cousins? Or Nanny Z's siblings? They do such a shitty job hiding people.

 
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Ginn can't think of the word "commode" She's like "the... the... the...". Just call it a fucking toilet Ginn.

HI DIM, we just think you sound fucking stupid because eating a soggy churro next to the commode doesn't change the fact that you eat soggy churros next to the shitter.


I love that the primary bedroom is right next to the fucking giant dining area. So private and quiet!

Can Dim not find a barber willing to trim that nasty pube beard of his?

BUT Ginn, I thought you were a straight-edge sober chick now! 🫠
 
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She doesn’t know he showers because she never ever dies his bedtime or gets him up in the morning because she’s a loathsome lazy sloth beast
 
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Right, I also am wearing an oversized tshirt with shorts with my hair in a bun. I was cleaning my house and ran to Publix. They were hired to showcase this house on camera for this company. Dress for job, fucking losers.
 
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They point out the wine fridge and Jenn says she loves it. Why would someone who allegedly doesn’t drink, love a wine fridge?
 
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Where is Dim going? Wrong answers only (also gross that they both don't bother taking their shoes off).
 
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