The Tim Tracker #134 We're not thin, but our hair is!

[Dont Call Them Creators]

So they ordered 3 entrees....

They showed a wrap, burger, and pasta dish as J$ ate a hut dug.

Shocked they didn’t order more. Apparently this would be normal for the Trackholes plus the Nanny du jour. Could they be on the outs with LL since they didn’t get comped one of everything on the menu??
#homemovies

 

[DaniBea2017]

Great intro @xmasbdaygirl !

Welcome newcomers! Don't forget to unsubscribe from The Dim Tracker on YT! If you don't watch, don't let him keep the subscription. They have enough stans creating multiple accounts and Dimmy buying views/subscriptions to pad their numbers as it is.
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We discussed how it's apparent they are doing less spending. Very telling to not have a Mother's Day flex. #brokeAF

I thought so, thank you.

 

[Dillon21]

I can't remember where she was from but after that girl died on the flight because the bun she ate didn't state it had I think some sort of seeds in it, the UK started making sure everywhere stated what their ingredients in dishes were an yes even here we get the snickers bar with the big nut allergy warning on it despite the fact it's quite obvious

I had to smile at this. I am glad it is not just the US that gets the stupid people. LOL!!

I do feel sorry (at least in the US. I think in Canada they are better at this) that blind people can't tell what is "Insert Food" that is not something you can feel (like a banana or an apple). I think in Canada they put braille on all food that has wrappers, in a can or in a box or a bag (like frozen dinners or frozen veg). I wonder how many blind people picked up a candy bar NOT knowing it has peanuts in it or made in a factory that has peanuts and they get a reaction if they are allergic? I think with apps on cell phones now. It has gotten better (from what my blind GF has said).

 

[honestrands]

It was a huge pain because we’re from canada and roaming for data is so expensive.

If your phone has esim capabilities you can get 5g unlimited data with an American number from T-Mobile for $50us. $65 and you can be a hot spot for someone else. All set up through the app you can download in Canada without having to go to a store. Fido wants $15 + your data. Something you don’t have to worry about going over especially with using genie+, worth the peace of mind alone.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Oh, I forgot one over in Clearwater Beach that moves pretty fast and can be a real pisser especially in the summertime on a weekend.

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I got curious about all this talk of rotaries / roundabouts and looked it up on FDOT for Fla.

So, we've got 20 on designated state hwys and 300+ just randomly dotted in local jurisdictions throughout the state.

It says -

Currently, there are approximately 20 roundabouts operating on the state highway system and over 300 roundabouts on local roads throughout the State.

Florida Department of Transportation

This one right here is a bitch. It's on AMI and traffic backs up in both directions for over a mile. While I know Tim and Jenn did not venture too far past their comfort zone on AMI, I hope they had to deal with this crap.

Also, I'm not criticizing the state of Florida or anything, there are 2 more missing from the list on SR 64, also in Manatee county. It seems like when there is a fatal crash on that road, they want to replace the light with a roundabout to help control the speed.

 

[YoutubeLawyer]

Imagine what would happen to any of us, with REAL jobs, if we didn’t show up to work for 8 days

I think my boss would eat my heart Jesus they suck

 

[xojamilyn]

Wonder if Jackpot will get to go to Peppa Pig land?

i’m wondering if they dropped their legoland passes (with peppa pig included) because they got tickets and hotel stay for free.. unless that was just for the nanny?

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

That actually would make sense since I doubt Dim and Dumber even would spend five minutes researching about what's going on in Orlando to know who to email.

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Speaking of the golf cart incident, I know they took down the og video but wasn’t there an FRE with the clip? I was talking to my hubby about it yesterday and didn’t realize he never saw her Mrs Toad Wild Ride in the golf cart. Anyone know where that clip is?

Jenn drives the golf cart in this one

 

[captainn00dles]

Wonder if Tim will bribe a TM to go again

 

[dingdangdong]

Haven't watched the newest shit show yet, but here is a "pro-tip" for the "travel pros", if you don't want to trade pins you like, go to the outlet and stock up on a bunch of marked down pins and trade those. But that would take planning and we all know how they feel about that.

You can buy them in bulk various places online for super cheap. That’s how we get all our trade-able pins. My youngest is old enough to start this fall, so he’ll pick out his lanyard and starter set our first day!

 

[TawdryT]

The golf scene was heartbreaking, and for him to CONSTANTLY talk to “viewers” about how bad he is at something. Newsflash, Tim - the only person who is actually there with you is the son you’re ridiculing.

I especially hated the part where they were complaining about their food while he played by himself in the background. Out of nowhere Tim was like “oh, he got it in” and it looked like he only saw it happen because he could see it in the camera screen. Really tells you everything you need to know about the state of their entire channel at this point.

At that age it's not the child, it's an incompetent teacher.
So, go ahead Dim, keep on with the self owning nut shots on what a neglectful shit father you are.
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Thanks for the avatar!
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Join the silhouette gang. JOIN US.

oh shit I jumped, do I have to give back the Dimcoder ring?!

 

[2020planner]

They have a Facebook page. Perhaps you are looking for the wrong name? You need to be Precise in your search. They are a registered LLC in Florida. 3 year old company. The LLC address is the one you reference, the other I think is the actual business location. No storefront I assume just storage space I think.

Ah yes, got it now. Only shows one review in May 2023 for a 3-year-old company. ???

Judging by the pics, it seems like the Trackers are getting pretty much what is shown in the pics? Do you agree?

(and the cited architect / engineer is one in Port Charlotte?!)

 

[DaniBea2017]

Hmm. I wonder if Tim has Mike manning his Twitter account for him? Would that explain the random DisneyParks retweets? Not responding to a single Tweet by a regular person ever?

I am sure the answer is that he probably doesn't give a F about the stans, but it seems weird. If it was someone else, they couldn't reply because they are only supposed to retweet Disney tweets with dumb typical Tracker shit like 'Christmas is starting now'

Tim does not seem like an emoji using guy.

 

[peteykirch]

Trying to adjust my Disney reservation for November to take advantage of the AP Discounts that came out today, and Disney's software and logic makes absolutely no fucking sense.

We booked 11/5-11/23 at All Star Movies.

I want to add the AP Discount to the room, it tells me that there are no rooms available under that promotion.

However I can book a new reservation for 11/5-10/23 using the AP Rate for a Preferred Room since a reservation from 11/5-11 cannot be found.

But here is the park that makes no sense...I can also book a new reservation for 11/8-11 at AS Movies, in a Preferred Room and there is availability using the AP Discount Rate.

So in theory there is a room in their system that would qualify for the entire length of stay, but I am unable to book it in one shot. I would have to book 11/5-8 and then a 11/8-11 to have the discount completely apply.

 

[Flintridge]

Where in the world would they be that internet is that spotty that they can’t function? Such a lie. Internet access is vital to my husband’s job which doesn’t stop even on vacation. We have a MiFi device that works great everywhere. Grow up and get one or stop lying.

My first thought was that they were on a cruise. I remember a few years back when we cruised and the wifi was horrible. I could be wrong, but that would be my bet.

 

[Lambyo]

There’s a Jollywood Nights preview thing tonight at DHS.

 

[CoolWhip]

at GF, then LL
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The 5 point harness is ON Oliver’s seat, correct?
Cause it is not being used, as @notasponsor pointed out.

eta: oh, I get it now.
Oliver doesn’t have to be strapped in cause the brown cross bar will keep him safe! (sarcasm)
Got it.

The rumble seat’s harness isn’t used at all, cause Jackson far exceeds the manufacturer’s maximum specifications for height and weight.

It looks like they took the 5 point off and are using a single belt. Well not here, he is I strapped but I mean in a different photo.

 

[NanTeaDrew]

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I'm shocked if that suit still fits him.

He could have rebought it in a size up.

 

[honestrands]

New thread time!

The Tim Tracker #135 Does J$ ever say thank you?

Thank you to @SirHiss for the post title Of course we are now going to get a home vlog all about how we use our manners including a new sticker chart that has “said thank you” Recap: We once again managed to fill a thread faster than Useless can upload. They still have yet to meet uploading...

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