The Tim Tracker #132 The Dukes of Haggard

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I honestly think the whole sticker chart is pointless, these kinds of things are usually done so the kid can earn a reward at the end of the week an feel like they have accomplished something by earning the stickers an it's usually the only reward they will get, J just needs to say "I want" an they go out an buy it, so really he's not going to give a shit about trying to earn stickers when he's getting whatever he wants when he asks for it anyway

Its almost like telling a child they will get dessert if they eat all the dinner then still giving it to them regardless if they have or not anyway
 
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they did the same with OGB. Much like one would talk to a pet or a doll.
 
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Yep, which brings us back to our original point from the get-go when we first saw the young girl corralling OG Buddy in France in EPCOT years ago. They have zero reason for a nanny, stanny, babysitter, eDuCaToR, childcare expert, etc. and I think they're rapidly realizing that the aforesaid individuals they "employ" in such a manner recognize that non-need as such, and move on quite quickly from the Tracker shitshow.

Tim and Jenn would never admit it, but they know.
 
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Tattle Sticker Chart
Do you get a special prize?


- I finished an entire vlog!
- I didn't play nice!
- I lost my lunch (when Tim said "booty butt")!
- I watered my pants (when I read Quasi's recap)!
- I took a nap (during another boring Universal vlog)!
- I cleaned up my house (after watching another Ft. Pampers vlog)!

 
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I'm sure Megan's son would love his mom snitching on him in a YouTube comment section for a family vlog channel. It's not even like Jenn will acknowledge that comment because god forbid you do anything to comments but delete the bad ones. It's just putting your own son down to let random YouTubers feel better about themselves.
 
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Jenn won’t comment on it. But she will take that as validation that it’s ok for him to suck his thumb or for big buddy to keep his paci.
 
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I expect Megan E. to next comment (when Ginn says Big Baby and OG Buddy keep shitting their pants) "It's okay, my 18 yo thumb-sucking son also still wears diapers. What are you gonna do, just make sure you wipe their butts super clean, haha!"
 
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Tim mentioned in the 4 park challenge that they had removed the 50th statues from Epcot. How can theme parks be your job and you suck so badly at it? Every statue is exactly where it was since they were installed. You suck, Timbo.
 

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She would respond to the ADHD comments but she got distracted and forgot what she was doing and then fell into a rabbithole of scrolling through VPR Scandoval Instagram posts.
 
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I’m just getting around to watching the newest vlog now but what is this thumbnail choice here? I’m sorry but this baby is not cute. He looks like he is posing with his grandma and not his own mom.
I said they same thing jennraffe looks like big baby grandma
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- I pooped in the potty!
- I showered!
- I finished my thought!
- I didn’t use “yeah” or fake laughter as punctuation!
- I ate less than 3 lunches in a day!
- I practiced driving! (Ginn)
- I put on a bra! (Dim and Ginn)
Breast feeding sourmilk to big baby
 
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Their inability to call their children by their actual names is really quite something. “Baby Brother” sounds just weird as fuck, if you ask me.

Also, maybe it’s just me, but I think that all
2 ft 1 inch of that kid looks like Jen. Poor thing.
 
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It sounds like some weird primitive religious cult horror movie when they do that Baby Brother/The Baby™ shit.
 
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The more they call him Baby Brother, the less he will recognize his own name. He’ll have the same spaced out look J$ has when they use his name. During the diaper race on the ship are they going to have to yell “baby brother!” Or “big baby” since he won’t have any idea that Oliver is his name?
 
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Since a giant blobby potato birthed him and they're into greasy fries, maybe they can at least call him Lil' Spud (or Spuddy cause it rhymes with Buddy) or Fingerling or Brotato or Small Fry.
 
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