The Tim Tracker #128 Not-so-Good Vibrations

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I take it these 2 lazy butt fucks haven't put out anything worth talking about?

Scotland
ATM ='cash machine' or 'hole in the wall'
Shopping cart = 'trolley'
Groceries = 'messages'

For the Trackers we use the universal phrase 'lazy, greasy cunts'
 
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I’m pretty sure they already have that parks recipe book. To my knowledge, the only thing Jenn made from it was a sandwich. I don’t think they’ve filmed any other recipes from the book. Another one and done from them.

Speaking of recipes, I remember when they did the Polynesian inspired Coconut bread and ice cream. It was a bitch fest from Jenn. That heifer complained the entire time! It would’ve been enjoyable if she didn’t complain so gd much. She really is allergic to hard work. As Ive said a bunch of times, I found them and binged a bunch of their videos for about a month straight, And came to the conclusion they were/are utter trash.
 
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I haven't even heard Tim mention his goal of doing everything within one park in a while and we are almost done with 1/3 of the year. I think we all know he won't finish this.
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Yep, he probably was invited along by Attractions Magazine. And if so, he was shady by saying Disney invited him, not acknowledging the Attractions couple and especially not thanking them. Sure, it's speculation, but this totally tracks with something he'd do.
 
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I will give the Bojos shit on their butchering of English and all other languages all day every day because this “urban party” duo are exactly the kind of people who side-eye anyone who speaks with an accent (and Ginn has gone as far to say that she’s had a hard time understanding food service employees at non-American food franchises and not being able to understand the “tore” guide on their Hawaii “Kahlua” Ranch bus ride (and it wasn’t because of the volume either) and the bitch has had a pattern of breaking out into her gross attempt at AAVE when she either does a terrible Randy Jackson impression or wants to show extra attitude (especially in older videos when she censored herself less and would just film herself ranting about something stupid and trying to act like a “tough bitch”).
 
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it is possible they asked him not to say anything so people aren’t hardcore begging them for slots. I could be wrong but when I googled it seems like attractions had done this “supper club” thing before at V&As and maybe the space shit.
 
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Food boose and Chak-lit will always grate on me though.
I hate when Dim says “melk”, and I wonder if he’ll ever learn it’s cotija not cojita cheese as he sips his whore-chatuh and munches on some chore-IT-so, after eating a bunch of burned “no-key”, of course. 🫠
 
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I think Tim has a slight Philly accent at times. Jenn has no accent.

I still call ATMs “MAC machines” so I’m in no position to criticize anyone’s word usage lol
I say 'tap mac' still. As far as Tim having a Philly accent, I'm going to disagree there, not at all.
 
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I hate when Dim says “melk”, and I wonder if he’ll ever learn it’s cotija not cojita cheese as he sips his whore-chatuh and munches on some chore-IT-so, after eating a bunch of burned “no-key”, of course. 🫠
This made my head hurt. They’re so fucking stupid. It really is quite astonishing.

Edit to add: I constantly make this joke with my husband and brothers.
 
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What are the chances Dim signed up for a runDisney event this morning. Registration opened at 10am. I had 2 desktop browsers going and one on my phone. Snagged a Steamboat Willie virtual 5k. All 4 virtual races sold out in minutes, I didn’t check the in person ones, but I’d imagine they sold out fast as well. My treadmill should be here Thursday. As much as I hate running, I might try it with this instead of walking really fast.
 
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Hmmm, editing that FOMO seafood extravaganza must’ve really taken a toll on Jen.
 
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Dim pronouncing crayons as crowns is infuriating to me.
Sandwich is the one I can’t take. Nails on a chalkboard!
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I'm guessing Disney helped them a bit with this. And cross-outs isn't a word. They're lines.
It didn’t seem that way. She used genie and bought ILL for Rise and FOP. It didn’t seem like a very busy day at either park.
 
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Thank you for this. I was wondering also. Wish he would wise up that he’s being used.
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I said lightning bugs growing up and I’m from the Midwest, not southern.
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There’s a chart for everything! Oh, my. Who knew?
 
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I always hated the way he pronounced “ Le Cellier” as LA Cellier. And he did it over and over, despite several comments correcting him. I’m sure he did it on purpose for attention
 
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