The Tim Tracker #114 Well at Olive Garden.. when you are there you forget you have family!

[nannydiaries]

I’m laughing at the part of the latest video where she says they are going to put a “montessori-type” area in the baby’s room so he can do things on his own, like pick out clothes, dress himself, get himself ready etc. Is she being serious or was this a joke?

Exactly!!! Like Gin is 3 years late on applying any of these principles unless the plan is for Oliver to feed J and pick out J’s clothes? No doubt this is inspired by some recent Montessori Instagram account browsing and I am so looking forward to what sort of parenting IG tips she decides to try for 5 minutes. But like everyone has noted, Tim is WAAAY too much of a control freak to do child-led or independent anything. Think of the mess! J still wears a bib!!!
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Pretty sure when she said “his playroom” she was referring to Jackson. I can’t imagine an infant will have a play room, and when she held it up to the wall she said something like “is that about right for him.” But .

I didn’t watch this actual video but it sounds plausible to me to be set up in a baby’s room. IG Montessori parents do set up a play shelf for even infants (for the aesthetic I’m sure) to put their wooden rattles and sensory toys, and set up a mirror/changing area as early as a year old to foster independence from a very young age. There is a whole line of very expensive Montessori furniture (sprout kids) that shrinks everything down to very small sizes for parents who have been IG influenced.

Plus isn’t it way too late to add to J’s playroom? Unless they moved that stuff into storage?

 

[Firefly03-K64]

Also why does J$ have a huge bruise on his chin in the latest video?
Oh they are buying lottery tickets now too? Maybe work harder losers!

I'm going to assume that they are trying to troll after reading on here that some Tattlers were speculating they won the lottery and are bank rolling from that.

 

[Heidi27]

TimTracker#115 Jackson was screaming so loud and my parents continue with the live

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Groundhog Day might be the lucky day?

 

[mjm9]

This is the Last Baby Tracker!

I’m feeling thankful to Lemon Pig

Did they announce THAT?
Time stamp, please.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I know this is a typo, but it really sounds more like one of the Stans this way.

I was watching the football game and tried to type loooovvvvvvveeeees on my phone and it must have autocorrected

 

[esc2476]

The Tim Tracker #115: Tim and Jen are crappy people and even crappier parents

really wanted “shitty people and even shittier parents” but I think Tattle doesn’t do curse word titles.

 

[DaniBea2017]

Good lord, that outfit.

 

[Forest]

LOL what even is the point of that? It's literally the same version that is sold on Wayfair, model matches 100%. Why buy it from some other site that ships it way later than the other big furniture companies? Bragging rights?

BTW, I think this is where they bought it from. Did they buy it there because of the cutesy company name? I am seriously missing the point in why they made a big deal over NOT buying the Target version, despite it being IDENTICAL. Is it more virtue signaling? "Oh we won't buy from those sites because we like supporting the little guy." Meanwhile, the little guy is just a drop shipper.

I think he said the Carters by DaVinci line versus regular DaVinci. And he needed everyone to know it wasn’t a Carters by DaVinci. Not sure why he was mentioning Target since that doesn’t seem to be part of it

 

[Artoo Detoo]

I think I saw that Ryan Reynolds was at his football/soccer team's game in UK yesterday, not running around Disney

 

[Blessyourheart]

Wait, so "we are eliminating single use plastics from our lives" people are using multiple sets of plastic cutlery at the same food booth? You couldn't have wiped that fork off, Tim, you had to use a new fork for dessert?

I had the deconstructed french onion soup when we went opening weekend. I really enjoyed it. Listening to them describe that dish--it's like a cheez it? It's gravy? They really suck at describing food. Like absolutely terrible.

Environmentalist Jenn saying the agave straw is "weird". You know what's weird, Jenn, you. You and your holier than though bullshit about how you're single handed saving the planet when you're using all this plastic shit, and calling a compostable straw "weird"

Jenn--the Disney ambassador--I don't care how good this is, don't buy it. Disney's never going to bring you back as media with that attitude you stupid bitch. She was extra cunty in France.

We use agave straws at home for our tiki drinks- they are great! They don’t dissolve like paper & don’t add taste to anything. She is nuts!

 

[VloggerCritic]

Exploding Bewbs!!! (11.9.12)

jenn talks about her “anxiety” which we all know is fucking fake…but she talks about how her sister is 10 years younger than her and how she can always talk to her and how wise the younger sister is…pretty funny that we are only 10.5 years from that video and this selfish bitch doesn’t even talk about her family who she apparently appreciated SSSOOOO much

Her younger sister appears to now be working as a bottle service server at an Orlando area gentleman's club.

 

[mjm9]

I have so many thoughts on your post. So for brevity I will just reply to each sentence.

Am I the only one in the camp that would be happy for the kid if they never put him in a video again? No.

I get the whole annoyance they are going out and having fun without him but let's be honest he needs to be home or in a daycare/preschool setting catching up on everything he is behind on.

Thought this is what Stanny Lynn was hired for. She had ten months one on one with Jackson. Results: no drastic improvement in J$’s development

Not trying to get coaster credits or being strapped to a stroller while his parents eat and talk to a camera.

You mean the $2K stroller they just purchased that Jackson is too big for?
That one?

Btw - they bought a Uppababy Vista stroller ($1499.99) for Jackson.
Is it outdated in 3 years?
Cause they got the Vista V2.

I hope when SonDeuce comes along it is back to just Tim in the parks and no home slogs.

Wishful thinking. Yet I am SO with you on that.

But I doubt JennBo can stay away from the camera.

DJ is such a narcissist. The camera is her mirror so she can look at herself constantly.
She needs a professional mental specialist’s help ASAP!

 

[CoolWhip]

This debate about who is worse, Dim or Gin, kind of makes me think which is worse, Chlamydia or Gonorrhea?

Poor J$ & $liver have to love with both

 

[TubeTired]

She's definitely not making it to March...I'll be shocked if the Anotherson isn't out by the 2nd week of February.

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Be funny if it was a hidden twin there.
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Add anotherson to list of saboteurs
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He's paiting on a LIVE? Ha. WHY?

For the fumes?

 

[mjm9]

They felt they would get better service at UPS, like helping them with the international paperwork. I think they also didn’t want to stand in a long line. You know how much he hates lines. I think they felt UPS was like cuntcierge service.

Just checked with my daughter who has worked for UPS for over six years.

In a UPS customer care center:
Utilizing the UPS kiosk, whether domestic or international, one enters the receiver’s info, the sender’s info and you have to declare what is inside the box. (with the Bojokes they most likely don’t remember). When done hit a button and a tag is printed.

Take the tag to the counter, where the agent will scan the bar code of the tag, weight and measure the box, then give you your shipping options (how fast you want the box to arrive).

A UPS store is similar except you directly go to the counter, they input your data, weigh the box and offer you your shipping options.

maybe that’s why the “least amount of effort” Bojokes went to the UPS store. They didn’t have to do any paperwork!

 

[JssLG317]

Just wanted to say how this color coded/patterned sticky note makes my teacher/organizing heart happy.

I can’t function without color coding and organizing. My coworkers make fun of me when they see my spreadsheets.

 

[scopeyscope]

Did they announce THAT?
Time stamp, please.

To me, it sounded like she was leaving the door open for a third one they didn’t say we will not have a third child she was just like well you know I don’t know. I don’t think this house is big enough.

 

[TawdryT]

Tim will ask the doctors to sew her up tighter than a hamsters asshole so he could maybe tolerate sleeping with her again

You're evil because I laughed way too hard at that.

 

[Mopsy75]

Great thread title - Love it!!!!