The Tim Tracker #113 1 Chainz, 2 Nanniez, 3 Napz, 4 Chinz

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Yeah, I'm never going to think it isn't peak fucking weirdness for an adult to rapid fire conversational specific questions at a character who isn't allowed to use speech. It creeps me out something awful. Please step away sir, they can't help you.

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Elizabeth Arden cream rubbed on his frost bite whilst the scent reminds him of mummy.
We don't talk about the red door!
 
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At Haunted Mansion this morning there was some obnoxious blogger behind us narrating with their stupid fucking camera on a prop. Ughhhh I don’t know who they were but yet another guy who looked sleazy and dirty
When we did MK After Hours last week there was a group of like 10 teens who were absolutely unbearable going through the queue and the ride for Haunted Mansion. SO EFFING OBNOXIOUS like the Paul Bros on steroids.
 
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Holy shit. They travelled all year!
 
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I have had to have my luggage held a lot at buisness conferences, so I don't think it's too odd. Though I may have been cringing at the logistics of carrying wet bathing suits onto the plane.

And them whining about not being able to go Australia and Fiji I am just so fucking cringing. They probably put maybe 300-400K last year on trips alone (has anyone done the Math). Probably the equivilent to what their McMansion was originally worth when it was originally on the market (somehow I saw one site now listing it at 600K but I highly doubt that pig-stye would actually sale for that much). And meanwhile this year they are putting at least 100K on a car alone and I'm sure they'll go on some stupid vacation or vaations. I think the real reason they don't go anywhere out of their bubble is because it would take too much research and planning. Actually, sort of surprised Japan happened since they had to get a passport of course around the time that they did that they were a little more functional than they are today. I cannot for the life of me imagine them going to a foreign country other than cruise ports at this point.
 
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To successfully experience a foreign country you need to research, plan and map out where you want to go and what you want to see. The Slackers like to just "wing it". They have said many times they don't like to plan. They stick with what they know (or think they know) and just go with it. Wonder why newer vloggers are getting more attention and views? Hmm...

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Holy shit. They travelled all year!
Had to throw some kind of "Hail Mary" to try to revive the channel and be relevant again. #EPICFAIL
 
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Even when they have travelled abroad, it's all been planned by others. I believe most everything about their Tokyo trip was planned by Krispy Smores.
 
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I said last year that they'd be perfect to do an Adventures by Disney cruise in Europe so they could both knock out a foreign trip out of the United States (that isn't the Caribbean or Mexico again) and cruise at the same time (since that's what they want their channel to be), but their refusal to leave their comfort zone in regards to a lot of things (new culture, different types of food, out of the true Disney bubble) means that they're stuck in a Groundhog Day bubble of their own creation (which I'm sure they're fine with as long as there's hamburgers and shrimpies for the each of them).

They're just financially irresponsible and prime suckers who keep doing the same thing over-and-over and have a built-in fanbase who love seeing repetitive content if it means seeing them.
 
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Yeah, I'm never going to think it isn't peak fucking weirdness for an adult to rapid fire conversational specific questions at a character who isn't allowed to use speech. It creeps me out something awful. Please step away sir, they can't help you.
But this is the exact way they also talk to Buddy! Like how does the kid even process what they're saying when he gets asked multiple rapid fire questions by two people at once? Even if he could use intelligible speech, his brain can't keep up.
 
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They’re going to go to Hawaii every year? From the east coast? How many nannies will they need for this next year?
Will they fly First Class?
That’s 1st class ticket cost x 5, if 2 nannies!
 
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The irony is we did that & it was terrible. For quick breakfast I could care less. We had to quit seeing sites to eat full sit down lunches too. Again- it was DC- so not somewhere I think of food. If we go somewhere like NYC or Europe- then the food definitely is more important and I am skipping Panera.
 
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They have no impulse control and always need instant gratification and yet they're going to be puzzled nonetheless when Buddy and Anotherson also behave the same way.

Buddy already does behave that way. He's constantly grabbing at food aggressively and they just give in to his demands. He randomly decides now he wants dolls after receiving 627 gifts for Christmas and they go have a shopping spree at Target and acquiesce to his demands without using it as an opportunity to use that impulsive want as a way to train him on something that he needs support on to then use that improved behavior or accomplished goal to then reward him. They're failures who are setting up their spawn to be failures in society who will only get anywhere at all because they're white man-children who can throw tantrums and use coercion to get what they want.

https://giphy.com/UdhCCCE51OrE4
 
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I would actually be interested in seeing them go back to Japan now. They would be so far in over their heads. They seemed overwhelmed even when they had their friends there with them who probably handled everything.

They have changed quite a bit since then and I assume without the s’mores they’d just stay solely at Disneyland. I guess they might hire a tore tour company to drive them around Tokyo searching for burgers one day.

If they find traveling to Hawaii stressful with one kid + a nanny I don’t know how they think they can handle two kids. Maybe that’s the next pool. The date a second nanny comes onboard this sinking ship.
 
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Always keep in mind that planning requires being able to do actual work. Repeating the same agenda with Disney ie.“winging it” means you can be lazy & research nothing.
 
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They really are setting up the kids to be lazy, spoiled and poor. Of course the kids could change all that but look at what they’re taught:

1. Mom does nothing.
2. Dad walks and talks to a camera and is overly controlling of every situation. Otherwise dad does nothing.
3. Both parents eat like they haven’t eaten before.
4. Both parents constantly complain about literally every little inconvenience.
6. Seem to hate being home. Oh it’s so sad to be leaving a hotel. Boo boo.
7. Spend money like crazy

These kids are going to think they can sit around and go to Hawaii once a year on top of 500 other trips. Life doesn’t work that way. Their parents got lucky and most likely only for a period of time.
 
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By 'chick' do you mean 'mess'??
 
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If they aren't careful, they will have kids who are ALL the Wonka kids in one...

Veruca - Spoiled, coddled, gets whatever they want
https://giphy.com/KTXY62guCFFsY
Violet - doesn't listen, grabby mcgrabberson, blueberry-issues
https://giphy.com/ZL2zbg8zs5x5e
Augustus (with Jenny4D as Mrs. Gloop) - always wanting chocolate, parents teaching him that eating is #1
https://giphy.com/u9IrO1JFd5heg
Mike TV - aka "Buddy iPad" (self-explanatory)


Charlie - has to 'work' to help support the family; relative in bed
https://giphy.com/10jU6vaD25sRC8

Willy Wonka is one of my favorite movies of all time!
 
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Watching Paging Mr. Moron - just came to share that at his daily feast of red meat and liquor, he pronounced the word verandah as “merandah” several times.

I was clickbaited into his video of construction update on Splash. Why does he talk so god damn slow?
 
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