How’s he going to home a tank full of fish when he can’t even afford to home his bloody kids.
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Toby is walking really strangely. Just like the twins. His legs are so thin I’m surprised they hold him up.
It wouldn’t surprise me if it’s rickets.
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In his head he is hilarious. Doing and saying things to the kids that aren’t at all funny just really uncomfortable and awkward. But in his head he is funny, good looking, hardworking and the best dad that ever lived.The reality is he is embarrassingly stupid, zero banter, extremely weird, lazy and camper by the day. Fun dad is all an act.
Just like in her head she is edgy, cool, hard working, sexy, business woman of the year, the best mum. In reality: Butch, Frumpy, embarrassing, weird, deluded, stupid, arrogant and pathetic at being a mum.
How they can seriously think they are going to make it big in fashion and films is what is hilarious.
Nearly 50 but still no sign of the mansion. I expect next year.