Apparently they thought about moving to Australia when Lissie was little and still think about what might have been. I’ll tell you what wouldn’t have been, 11 more tax payer funded kids because they’re funny about things like that over there.
They never compare their children to each other.
How many times have we heard the twins be compared to St Agnes?
Noah doesn’t play football anymore, the poor child is already putting money away for a car. He’s 14.
Fem isn’t allowed to do the shopping because it takes Fat Pat 3hours to do it and she knows where everything is. He’d be there all day and still not get everything.
They‘re thinking of doing organisational videos, like “how to organise your cupboards.” Stacey Solomon is fearing for her job on Sort Your Life Out as we speak.
They have to be careful about what challenge’s they do because Fem’s foot is still injured and always will be. Did you have to say that incase the Armed Forces Compensation Scheme people are notified of all his walking etc, Pat? It’s funny how my son had a massive accident, which resulted in a huge operation on his ankle/foot less, than an year ago, and he‘s been back at full fitness for ages and is deployable. But then he’s not a fucking lazy, arsed scrounger. Ooh and he got a payout for it, so Ben will have too, so where did the money go? Pissed up the wall as per usual.
I wonder where Creosote is looking for a job? Probably in the same non-existent place as her father.