The Royal Family #47

[Yel]

So only 8 out of the 50 have posted about the jam? That’s, what, 16%? Seems a bit of a marketing fail to me.

I imagine they're all still being hand delivered by a white glove courier with that attention to detail in a basket with fancy lemons rather than sent out in one go, save the and all that.

They'd have been better off doing a PR thing in a soup kitchen or something, but I guess they only want instagram famous people in mansions pictured with the conserve.

You couldn't write a better parody

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

It's lovely to see Prince William out and about today. He seems very relaxed and at ease with the kids.

Well done to this kid and his friends for the mental health initiative and writing to PW. A classic example of if you don't ask, you don't get!!

 

[Spid]

Beatrice's ex has passed away. They dated for a year when she was 17 and he was 23!

The York family isn't great at picking them

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Prince Edward is also out representing The King for Anzac Day.

 

[hannah123]

Beatrice's ex has passed away. They dated for a year when she was 17 and he was 23!

The York family isn't great at picking them

I briefly read that the guy pleaded guilty to manslaughter for the attack on a man who died in 2004, but then broke his bail by going on a skiing holiday with the Yorks in 2006. What is wrong with that family and their choice of friends and relationships?

 

[Yel]

I briefly read that the guy pleaded guilty to manslaughter for the attack on a man who died in 2004, but then broke his bail by going on a skiing holiday with the Yorks in 2006. What is wrong with that family and their choice of friends and relationships?

Dim aroistrats with a superiority complex who aren't important enough for the effort of trying to reign in, id guess

I think Beatrice was the one that grabbed a sword from the wall while drunk to pretend to knight James Blunt and swung it back where it cut Ed Sheeran and almost took out an eye.

 

[Honeystar]

This photo of William today is very wholesome Apparently they have a guinea pig at home

 

[Sideboard Bob]

It's lovely to see Prince William out and about today. He seems very relaxed and at ease with the kids.

Well done to this kid and his friends for the mental health initiative and writing to PW. A classic example of if you don't ask, you don't get!!

FFS, I actually laughed out loud at his joke

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It's giving me fyre festival but jam.

Presumably it'll start selling in a few days? Else no point of all this 50 exclusive jars to selected public figures.

Has she just put bacon on a jam sandwich? *shudders*

 

[MaineCoonMama]

FFS, I actually laughed out loud at his joke

The way he's tenderly holding that Guinea Pig is so sweet.
I laughed out loud at that joked as well, it's funny AF.

 

[wkdlass]

He said it’s a joke Charlotte keeps telling him, I can just imagine how many times a day a child her age does

 

[MoodyBlue]

The joke is from the vicar of Dibley

 

[MsPelzer]

So what’s it all for? Some tax dodge?

Maybe it's all a distraction from something else going on.....

 

[under the ivy]

Christ I thought Charles had died

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

The King is returning to public duties ....

 

[SaLou]

That's a lovely photo of them

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

That's a lovely photo of them

I thought that.

 

[elliebee27]

So glad Charles is doing well and will be going back to doing all the things he'd been wanting to do.

The State Visit from Japan will be interesting. Give Anne and Sophie all the bling!

 

[Yel]

I always think the worst when something starts trending on twitter . That's a quick recovery from treatment, so finally some good news!

 

[Chloegirl]

Perhaps the second drop for influencer marketing will be lemon curd.

Don’t give her ideas