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You forgot Tory government and their cutting of public services. Why don't they admit they wanna go back to good ole' Dickensian times.
We have a big deficit which needs to be cut. If they wanted to really return to Dickensian times the NHS would have been replaced by fully private health insurance, there would be no benefits (even contributory ones) and education would end at primary school. Capital punishment would have been restored too
 
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Yes, the last Labour government set them up precisely to invest in future generations and the Tories closed a large number of them under the pretext of financial prudence. Happy to piss away public funds on themselves and their mates though.

Would love it if Kate went rogue and demanded money gets invested again but I can't see it happening.
 
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Sooo, back to the coronation.
In the spirit of the new slimline, cost cutting monarchy King Chuck will be setting an example to the nation by treating himself and Horseface to new thrones. And before the resident royal expert comes on to say that there is always a new throne for a coronation - yes, I know.
But there’s an appalling cost of living crisis. 4 million children living in poverty. Are new thrones really necessary. If he’s that keen on saving the planet how about upcycling a couple of old thrones?


And the DCMS ( or at least an employee who’d been in the pub ) have come up with a ‘coronation playlist’.
I mean, wtf?
 
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tbf if she did start talking about opening up something like surestart centres again, i would understand the project more but i don't think harry kane posting his baby pictures on insta is all that impressive
 
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Ah that would be a cracking episode of The Repair Shop
It could start like Antiques Roadshow with Charles driving up to the barn with a couple of thrones in the Aston Martin. Jay could probe a bit for the family history and then Will and Sonnaz can work their magic.
You can have that for free Charles and the BBC

Speaking of which, does any one watch Great British Menu and like me find it amusing that we have the first Coronation for 70 years yet the final big banquet is to celebrate Paddington’s 65th birthday. I like to think of it as Queenie’s revenge
 
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Too late. King Charles has already done The Repair Shop. It was shown on telly a few months ago.
 
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This would be a great opportunity to tie in the cost of getting new thrones (or refurbishing old ones) with a matching or higher donation to one of their causes. Ie; Kate announces her early childhood thingy, the crown donates x amount to something related to that, like refurbishing playgrounds or the like.

But anyway, apparently our cost of living crisis is solely due to Putin, so as soon as we get rid of him we're good to go So let Chuck have his new thrones!
 
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Not a popular opinion but I want to see all the pomp and procession the Coronation brings. This kind of event is what we do best. In 1952 when the country was still being rationed the event was spectacular.
 
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Bet you'd love it eh?
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Always room for another
He could be a regular
 
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Not a popular opinion but I want to see all the pomp and procession the Coronation brings. This kind of event is what we do best. In 1952 when the country was still being rationed the event was spectacular.
I do too. Hoping thr sun is out. London looking glorious. Military processions galore. Jewels. Frocks. Coaches. I want it all.
 
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I just saw a photo of Prince Edward at the Radio Times cover party. I did not recognise him at first. He has lost a lot of weight. I hope he is not ill.
 
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I just saw a photo of Prince Edward at the Radio Times cover party. I did not recognise him at first. He has lost a lot of weight. I hope he is not ill.
Yes I have noticed since HM's funeral he is looking quite gaunt. I wondered if it was the stress of not becoming Duke of Edinburgh. I notice Sophie looks happy enough so I've concluded he must be ok health wise but it is a bit odd. He's never been this thin before.
 
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I do too. Hoping thr sun is out. London looking glorious. Military processions galore. Jewels. Frocks. Coaches. I want it all.
Me too. I love certain aspects of TRF and they are what makes us standout on the world stage so do it properly.
 
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What do you think about what Lady C has been saying about Harry and Megs getting their comeuppance this year? I have looked on Lady C's You Tube and got what Lady C has been saying - "on more than one occasion.....what goes around comes around, and if you prod the bear long enough it will swipe at you and remove your mask and you will be revealed in all your ingloriousness for what you truly are..... you don't have that long to wait, a few months, there's a lot in the pipeline....... people are going to get their just desserts.... they're going to discover that attack was not the best form of defence, sometimes coming clean is a far better policy."
People are always talking about M and H and Lady C and I just let it drift over my head but I keep thinking about this. I think whoever it was I was listening to thought it was Meghan and the bear could be her father but they were also pondering about Jessica Mulroney but it is someone she/they would never believe would do this.
It sounds like someone knows something that is going to happen in the next few months to expose H or M or both. Someone who works for a newspaper and knows what they are holding on to for the moment?
 
Lady C's only going to get anything that's been through a million people.

I remember her extreme cleaners episode, the state of that fucking castle she lives in...
 
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