I don’t think I could buy anything to eat from a man who feeds his children canned potatoes. I struggle to believe that he appreciates the value of quality ingredients. Nothing against canned food - it made many an appearance in our kitchen when I was a child, and I’m no stranger to canned chili when I’m working late but I’m not trying to convince people that I know how to make top quality food.
I remember seeing a video of them when they were last here in Florida (or maybe it was the time before that, they seem to be on a season pass with the airlines), where Sue was eating something that was barely recognizable as food with plastic cheese and what looked like frozen tots and saying “I love American food”. No, dear Sue, you don’t. That shit may have been made here and may have gone into your mouth, but it was not American food. And if you think that’s good food, you’re never cooking for me.