A poem : Pies stuffed down his pants,sure as hell she found him tasty, unbeknown to noel,sue liked a bit of beef and more. Donning yet more Disney attire,smug she was all over. For popping out nipper after nipper,muching on a pie in between time it was for more fun,Primarks become the new craze,her new phase in life was ferrying the fam all over for noel just looked on and asked, "hey,you fancy a pie or two ? " To which she replied " oh no noel one can't now,for one has the Primark,fill a basket in seconds challenge to complete "