The Only Way Is Essex #18

[SuntanC]

Never mind, it’s engagement photos

Omg I watched that episode again yesterday, who was Lauren tryna kid with that I also love how orange Lydia is in them early series

I thought Lydia looked like Francine Smith out of the American Dad cartoon in the first series she was in

 

[Yano]

Imagine thinking you've won when what you've got is a man child in his 30s with no assets

 

[Lilly long]

Imagine thinking you've won when what you've got is a man child in his 30s with no assets

See he’s doing a PA and Ella and her mate Freddie are with him.. imagine if Amber done that Diags would have a coronary

 

[leepdeex]

I don’t know what’s cringier Dan doing these club appearances in his mid 30s or Ella constantly begging for “Collabs”

 

[NoDramaHere]

Is that a mask she’s got on???View attachment 2887710

Buzz Lightyear I tell ya!!

 

[Achill]

A new low. Jordan & Sophie singing. That is all ….

 

[Snowfairy08]

A new low. Jordan & Sophie singing. That is all ….

so cringe

 

[Dollywobs]

Today’s episode might be the worst ever. Literally nothing happened. Nothing at all. Although I’ve only just realised how much Courtney and Amber have the exact same face. They’ve literally had the exact same procedures.

 

[TulleStarr]

Dani's face in today's episode, as she's talking to Roman at the bar. No words.

Also, Chloe M exclaiming "Your implants busted!" as Amber did her her PSA scene on checking your boobs. I've noticed Chloe M loves a passive aggressive dig, when the opportunity arises.

 

[Herefort]

I covered my face when the singing started. It’s the worst thing I’ve seen in a long time. Jordan is so self indulgent.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

“How many siblings you got”
“2 sisters”

“Any brothers?”
“Yeah I have a brother”

Is dan not aware siblings means brothers and sisters?

 

[thegoldenhour7]

“How many siblings you got”
“2 sisters”

“Any brothers?”
“Yeah I have a brother”

Is dan not aware siblings means brothers and sisters?

Probably terrified if a girl he dates has a brother. I know if a guy treated me like he has done Amber, Kate and god knows who else he wouldn't want to bump into them.

 

[chickenlittle367]

That episode was boring and next week looks boring too. Just cancel the show it’s tit.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

They’re now so low on content that parties and sleepovers take up 2 episodes. They spoke about the sleepover last week and in the old days it would have just happened then and they’d be having a different party every week

 

[bananabutter]

I’m watching the episode with Sam and Joeys first date where he takes her to the dump and the rest of the girls are having a Botox party and Lauren Pope is insisting she’s never had it done

Quoting myself to say still on series 2 and it’s coming back to me why Chloe Sims was my favourite character, she was unintentionally hilarious. Watching a scene with her and Joey having a heart to heart in a playground and she’s insisting something has flown into her and “this is why she doesn’t go to parks” two minutes later Joey sees an ant on the floor and she declares “honestly, Joe this is what I mean about nature it’s like being in the bleeping jungle”


What happened to her?

 

[shhh1712]

Why was Ella wearing no trousers in the club 🫣 her fashion sense is absolutely appalling tbh

 

[aalmaalm]

Just watched episodes of when Kate comes into it and Dan tries to get her back and then they split up again etc. he was so different towards Kate than he was towards Amber. I believe he genuinely never loved Amber. But he was totally in love with Kate!

 

[chickenlittle367]

Dan’s not even interested in Ella when she said “we’ve seen each other quite a lot since Bali haven’t we?” And he was like “well a bit yeah” like he was embarrassed

 

[bananabutter]

Dan’s not even interested in Ella when she said “we’ve seen each other quite a lot since Bali haven’t we?” And he was like “well a bit yeah” like he was embarrassed

Yeah all the tik toks with Dan and Ella are full of teenagers saying “goals” “look at their chemistry” “he was never like this with Amber”

Of course there’s chemistry, it’s the lust phase come back in three years.

 

[Lilly long]

Dan’s not even interested in Ella when she said “we’ve seen each other quite a lot since Bali haven’t we?” And he was like “well a bit yeah” like he was embarrassed

I think he has to follow it through now so not to give in to the ones that were saying it was to get at Amber..filming is over now so I don’t think it will last much longer but you never know.. Diags bird spends more time in Essex than she does with her kid so if Ella goes around to him every night and sleeps with him without him having to try too hard maybe it will suit him .. he’s happy on his PlayStation getting a shag every night and she thinks she one the prize.. sleeping with Dan Edgar and posting her pink car everyday.. what dreams are made off..