Exciting Lydia Millen Mutha Nacher content from the allotment this spring & summer. I predict baskets with mis-shapen vegetables artfully placed in a flat lay by Hannah, bought from the organic farmers’ market at huge expense rather than homegrown by anyone from the lazybones Michalak family (whose idea of gardening is laying astroturf which probably now reeks of dog pee).
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I always think their garden must stink as well 
artificial grass is terrible all round - but when you have dogs, yuck!
artificial grass is terrible all round - but when you have dogs, yuck!They’ve decided not to move to the sun but start heaving a lot of soil about and growing veg for content instead. As others have said it’s almost a bingo card of hipster trends.
it’s so weird they never take their kids anywhere child friendly. They never go to theme parks or events. They just take them on photo shoots around Bath. Even in Portugal there wasn’t a water park in sight. Bet the boys can’t wait for…. Allotment content?
it’s so weird they never take their kids anywhere child friendly. They never go to theme parks or events. They just take them on photo shoots around Bath. Even in Portugal there wasn’t a water park in sight. Bet the boys can’t wait for…. Allotment content?
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That’s why their kids always look depressed and moody.
Theme parks and water parks don't give them that oh so perfect backdrop for photos
the boys weekend seems to consist of going to that bookshop Hannah's obsessed with, an arty coffee shop and dog walks. At least the family film nights look cosy but they seem obsessed by making the kids watch old films rather than more current ones for some reason. I've sat through some tit films with my kids, because it's what they chose not what I forced on them.
the boys weekend seems to consist of going to that bookshop Hannah's obsessed with, an arty coffee shop and dog walks. At least the family film nights look cosy but they seem obsessed by making the kids watch old films rather than more current ones for some reason. I've sat through some tit films with my kids, because it's what they chose not what I forced on them.Exactly, I was wondering why doesn’t she borrow the books from the local library, instead of buying and hoarding the books. They have enough stuff already, why wouldn’t you just save some £ if you can. Everyhing about them is so depressing, the way they dress their kids especially, no colour in their life whatsoever…
Are you serious?!Surprised they didn't pay someone to come and get it insta ready for them
God no wonder their house is so dark then, the poor sods just don’t know how to change a lightbulb!This week she mentioned getting rid of some stuff (probably selling on Vinted) and carrying on the downsize. Them in the next breath tells us she's done a reel of her Zara winter haul! The clothes she bought are almost exact copies of one she already owns. So much for being more minimalist.
She winds me right up keep putting #minimal in her tags. They are both messy hoarders. F**k off Hannah, just trying to jump on another bandwagon.
…So, they’ve uploaded a vlog called ‘Entitled Influencers’ — they show us the overgrown allotment and then Stef dons a wig and glasses and repeats everything we said on here. He then adds a monologue about crabs and basically says we’re all ‘thick’ - here is my monologue in response to Stef ….
A nurse named Flo, known for her kind and caring disposition, spent a lifetime studying and gaining her degree; adult teacher training and NVQ assessor’s course along with extended roles to take pressure away from junior drs. She faced some of the busiest hospital wards and some of the saddest medical cases known to man. Her greatest lesson didn’t come from the NHS but, during her retirement , watching the peculiar behaviour of the ‘influencer’. One Sunday morning as Flo sipped her scalding hot coffee, she came across an influencer called ‘Stef’ - she watched him physically squirm at the sight of an overgrown allotment. He was not used to hard work…. Or might I say, any work at all! He wanted Bath council to pay ‘him’ to sort out the allotment. Flo called this ‘stop begging for free tit and get a proper job’ - the saying was lost on Stef as he was a bit thick……..
A nurse named Flo, known for her kind and caring disposition, spent a lifetime studying and gaining her degree; adult teacher training and NVQ assessor’s course along with extended roles to take pressure away from junior drs. She faced some of the busiest hospital wards and some of the saddest medical cases known to man. Her greatest lesson didn’t come from the NHS but, during her retirement , watching the peculiar behaviour of the ‘influencer’. One Sunday morning as Flo sipped her scalding hot coffee, she came across an influencer called ‘Stef’ - she watched him physically squirm at the sight of an overgrown allotment. He was not used to hard work…. Or might I say, any work at all! He wanted Bath council to pay ‘him’ to sort out the allotment. Flo called this ‘stop begging for free tit and get a proper job’ - the saying was lost on Stef as he was a bit thick……..
He called other people thick?
The man who voted for Brexit and then tried to move to Portugal?
Stop, I can’t!
The man who voted for Brexit and then tried to move to Portugal?
Stop, I can’t!You couldn’t make it upHe called other people thick?
The man who voted for Brexit and then tried to move to Portugal?
The very definition of pseudo intellectual
Again saving on heating but buying shits like repetitive clothing and a new desk just to aesthetically look pleasing
Hannah :“ say I’ve got a shoulder injury and we weren’t expecting it to be so overgrown” ffs 
What tw@ts they are. Especially Stef, he really thinks he's something. What he is is a boring middle aged man. Happy for you to read that out on your next vlog, Stef, no charge!
What's happened to Hannah's yoga, did she even teach any more? The in person classes at a studio were very brief and haven't seen her plug the online ones. Lack of interest as there's better teachers out there?
What's happened to Hannah's yoga, did she even teach any more? The in person classes at a studio were very brief and haven't seen her plug the online ones. Lack of interest as there's better teachers out there?
I do yoga 3 x per week, I’m not great, even though I’ve done it years…but I’ve met a lot of teachers / practitioners and she’s just not at that point. They all seem to have some kind of voice gift and they have a beautiful flow. I’m not surprised Hannah has given up. How many more ways can they find to try and exploit their followers? Make up bags? Frames? Yoga class subscriptions? Wantfeed LOL
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