They'll be moaning if they move to Portugal......they probably won't get their Hello Fresh delivered as frequently.....Hannah won't have as much access to her high end makeup. Stef won't be able to catch a train to London with Sky tv or 'GoHenry'..........
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it’s giving your friend who went to Ibiza and comes back dressing boho and talking of chilled vibes, before having to go back to their day job in a call centre Monday
I can’t believe that a woman of Hannah’s age, a grown woman with two kids doesn’t absolutely CRINGE writing “we are so authentically happy here” omg I’m embarrassed for her even reading that
Just toe curling cringe
Just toe curling cringe
She's talking about spending more time outside in the sunshine/heat - I hope she realises that Portugal also gets nippy in the winter - it's only 3 degrees higher than the UK average winter temperature. She says she's been deficient in vitamin D - eat eggs and red meat then ffs!
...........I think she's using this as an excuse to move abroad
I get the feeling it’s Hannah pushing this move to fit in with her desire to be some sort of yoga nature loving goddess. Stef is probably happy to ditch the massive mortgage so will go along with anything.She's talking about spending more time outside in the sunshine/heat - I hope she realises that Portugal also gets nippy in the winter - it's only 3 degrees higher than the UK average winter temperature. She says she's been deficient in vitamin D - eat eggs and red meat then ffs!
How come she didn’t put any yoga video while being in Portugal, she could have made a nice one on the beach or on any other relaxing spot. They also didn’t bother to make a vlog either, nor reel or in fact anything. All we heard was Stefts ranting the whole month and saw a few snaps of Hannah in bikini.
Noooo I can’t.
“Life is slow and we just feel connected.”
Yes, it’s a holiday ffs
of course I’d love to live like that but it’s not the reality. Kids need to be in school and adults need to make a living.
It’s like she’s discovered holidays abroad lol
“Life is slow and we just feel connected.”
Yes, it’s a holiday ffs
of course I’d love to live like that but it’s not the reality. Kids need to be in school and adults need to make a living.It’s like she’s discovered holidays abroad lol
On Stef's IG story - he said he couldn't wait to get home and sleep in a cool bed
So funny how they were spouting off in Portugal about doing the right thing for family, having quality time with kids and not prioritising the wrong things.. they’ve been home 5 mins and Stef’s already on a job on Rufus’ birthday. 
feel sorry for their kids though.
feel sorry for their kids though.It’s his sons 6th birthday and he’s in Berlin wondering what cool shoes to wear?
I don’t watch the YouTube, only see her grid posts, so just wondering…Did they do anything kid centred in Portugal? Water parks or the go karting or the zoo marine? Or were they just expected to watch their mum doing yoga posing on the shore?
As annoying as they are I do enjoy Hannah's raw vlogs and I think she really missed a trick by not doing any while they were out there! Pretty sure if she loved yoga as much as she claims then this would have been the perfect opportunity for some yoga practice and let's face it there would have been pics! Not sure there was a mention of yoga or missing yoga at all while they were gone!
They don’t have hobbies or things they do for themselves. They only have side hustles that they can monetise. That’s why she did no yoga abroad, she doesn’t practice properly it’s just another side hustle to sell when she’s working!
Stef looking for a sponsor for his Portugal vlog!
Hannah tagging the perfume place trying ( and probably succeeding 
) to get gifted some. Buy your bloody own.
) to get gifted some. Buy your bloody own.I bet the Michalak's look down their noses at people trying to survive on benefits.......and they'd probably call them 'scroungers' like the tabloid press do. The biggest scroungers in the world however, are influencers .......Hannah tagging the perfume place trying ( and probably succeeding
Wonder if we will ever hear nout moving abroad again..🫢
Hannah's productive day - took kids to school, sunbathed, posted what look like undeclared ads to insta (able and cole cookbook, those cans of pop in 2 stories), bought some expensive farm shop veg, read some more self help books about authentic mediation (could she be any more wanky!). Isn't teaching yoga this week due to the heat (yet wants to move abroad?!). Wow life sure is tough for this grifter.
Maybe I'm bitter because I just got back from a 3 week van trip, have a mountain of laundry, cleaning, the van got a puncture on a French motorway so our planned fun last day was just say waiting for recovery and I need to sort getting the spare tyre replaced with a decent one. But I'm straight back into work tomorrow. No days floating about in wafty dresses and sunbathing while kids are at school for me (mine aren't even back until later this week anyway).
Maybe I'm bitter because I just got back from a 3 week van trip, have a mountain of laundry, cleaning, the van got a puncture on a French motorway so our planned fun last day was just say waiting for recovery and I need to sort getting the spare tyre replaced with a decent one. But I'm straight back into work tomorrow. No days floating about in wafty dresses and sunbathing while kids are at school for me (mine aren't even back until later this week anyway).
It’s the straw bag/brown paper bags with fruit for the kids that got me
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