The Lodge Guys #53 The vantanic is sinking, which got Nick thinking, he'll start on the drinking

[Maleficent50]

lol I know what it stands for I’ve visited NOLA a few times I love it there, I was on about the well traveled duo

Nasty Old Lazy Arseholes?

 

[gilly31]

been reading tattle baldy??

Made his insta private

Also remove a lot of followers so i'm guessing he's left only sheep! Sad wee Bean!

 

[Emmy79]

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That's the landing pad for the droooooone

 

[bollyboy]

Where the Fook does he gets the stupid explanations of things from.....Jesus christ

"This is our bedding, it has the modern contemporary look, with a farmhousey feel and a van feel to it"

Bedding has a van feel to it ????

 

[Flowerstar68]

What a pair of boring c*nts!!!

seriously they could take the most interesting thing in the world and present it as a "it reminds of an unremarkable episode of Star Trek I watched in 1986l"

naaaaebodyyyy caaaares maaaate!!! Fucking losers

Yet not one trip to a supermarket reminds them of an episode of Supermarket Sweep

 

[stokie108]

No need for a euro road trip. They did it all in wales!
It’s so French,
So Spanish,
So Italian,
So Chinese,
So Japanese,
Oh look at that massive lake thick pouty announced. What ? The sea you thick twat!
Thick as a whale omelette the pair of them.

 

[florida1011]

wow, they are really hating this van life aren’t they they both look absolutely fucked the morning after a kip in there and they’re clearly hating the confined space and being so close together, this could potentially end in divorce.

can someone remind Nick that the museum house is not actually his nana’s house.

Lee is terrified to use the toilet in the van, so much so, that he’s touching cloth all day with a turtles head and then legging it to the local Sainsbury’s to have a poo. TMI guys.

Watching him rev that van up hill, about 8 cars overtaking, ha ha ha sooo longgg fuckers.

now Nick has answered the question of where are the raybans with their reappearance, I now wanna know… where is Lee’s treadmill?

 

[DeakyBlinderz]

See Prick forgot he was allergic to dogs again in tonight's slog!

Didn't want the word camper on the van cause it let people know it was a camper

 

[stokie108]

OUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE! That make 2 of us then cos the hilarity is coming thick and fast.
Walk into looe( loos, looses, loose) for 1 drink then get the bus back?
Cook a vile plate of crap,
Head home after only 3 nights into a 14 day trip.
Gold! Just gold.

 

[Red Fraggle]

Interesting that Prick is so offended by 0% beer all of a sudden ("That's not beer") when it's all he claims to have been drinking for the last six months.

 

[bollyboy]

I replied to her saying it was an arsehole comment I'm no longer in the group

LOL

Was that yours, the cock little cow wants a slap, that Karen mentions an elderly relative with mobility issues and that arsehole Nikki puts a smart arse answer, says to show your face when she has no profile pic the moron.

Would she write the same reply if prick and pouty asks a question, certainly not.



***EDIT***

That twat Nikki has been Fooked off also. she'll been ripping

 

[bollyboy]

Doesn't smart arse hate being corrected

 

[stokie108]

How much stuff is in the cupboards? If that’s what they pack for 2 days, can you imagine what 2 months in the Italy will need! In other news in my local area, the traffic standards agency were pulling campers and vans for weight etc.. Let’s hope they bump into one somewhere on their travels.

 

[Islingtonian]

Fuck off Nick you boring cunt. Who actually gives a shit about where tiny fucking tim stood & where scrooge walked or where bob cratchet had a fucking shit... we don't care fuck off you bore

 

[Fatman74]

I just cant cope or understand the fascination with it looks like here it looks there so n so was filmed here blah blah blah....just enjoy the surroundings and STOP comparing it to other places....ie my turd looks like a lion bar after I've eaten nuts

 

[Smithy73]

Yuck

he looks like a thumb in sunglasses

Oh is this the same bull shitters who never had any holidays due to working 24/7 whilst they had the business ??!!

 

[Theodore]

Another ”fuck you” from the Wives who probably just didn’t want to go.

 

[Geetbo]

Baldy has just read Ant Middleton’s book he says. Can you get two further extremes ffs? One is a hard as nails bastard, and the other is a weak pathetic man baby. Knowing that bald cunt he probably found likenesses though between the pair of them. In reality one of them has seen real terror and horrors, and the other one shits his pants when a car pulls up next to him in a lay-by.

SAS indeed.

SOFT AS SHITE.

I imagine he just looked at the front cover and fingered himself.

 

[bollyboy]

Comments of the day

Prick thinks the cafe on the beach has a very beachy vibe.
The rocks don’t erode quick because it’s solid rock.
Pouty gets to the bus stop and needs to ask Prick where they’re going (only one bus travels from stop)
Houses on the hills. They go up. And up.
Cornish roads are different to Bridlington roads. The are more thinner.
Prick thinks the hills look like telly tubby land.
Pouty can see a small plane at Newquay airport.

The morons try to come across as educated, but the comments are absolute gold.
Thick pair of twats

 

[Red Fraggle]

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