I reckon if Sez and Brad took spooky Ted to the doctor, theyād find about 6 things wrong with him physically and developmentallyā¦ heās such a gimpy kid.Teddy has the same level of ball skills as my two year old
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This is not a flex, it's weird and sad that your child would say that.
Part of the upcoming āThe kids have missed their aunties soooooo much, and reaaaaaallllyyyy want to be Insta famous again so with their blessing (they know their bodies), we are relaunching their Insta careers, before launching them as you-tubers!ā
Or something like that
Brandley was right Sez. No one cares about this tit. 
Yeah I'm waiting for the day she tries to hard launch Knox. Last week it's let's be careful of social media, this week it let's show the aunties your tricks
It's so weird to me that she's encouraging her children to take notice of what the 'people of instagram' think of them. She's setting them up to be bullied and ridiculed. She'll only have herself to blame when it happens.
Because she never had a ticket.So, why couldnāt she go to the Matildaās game? Sheās sitting at home watching it
He was probably too busy DMāing Bunnings from his knoxkearnsofficial insta account. Heās a fundraising extraordinaire now and needs to lock in a date to run a sausage sizzle all on his own. He is raising money for his not for profit charity, My Parents Pimped Me Out As A Kid And Now I Need To Pay For A Lifetime Of Therapy. He hasnāt got time to listen to a coach.
Yep that absolutely reeks of an upcoming 'but the children wannntttttt to be shown online so here they are' declaration. Not everything is about you Sez, do the right thing FFS. Get these kids who have been pimped out since birth OFFLINE. It's gross and purely about you at this stage.
Omg no one cares! Also same - my third was by far the most sporty as he has been playing with older siblings for years by the time he got into sport! My kids all did sport from about 3! Little kickers, miniroos etc! Always sport or gym type programs while other kids at school - Finn was playing league in kindy why is he the only kid prioritised? We juggle 4 kids age gap 11 years on a sat morning! Have to call in help but we get it done! Sometimes they play in opposite directions 1.5 hours away! Teddy is so behind itās not even funny! And mum did you post to instagram cringe cringe cringe! Donāt worry about the poor kid you are filmings privacy! All three boys training there is this a sponsored gig she isnāt declaring right now!?
Probably realised it was a tit parenting moment when she only got a ticket for Finn and not include Knox.So, why couldnāt she go to the Matildaās game? Sheās sitting at home watching it
It was also because itās too hard for Teddy to keep up with his older brothers. Donāt you know how hard it is being the youngest of three boys!? Itās why heās always napping at less than ideal times, has no confidence and loves his iPad. His iPad is his only friend.
I have a feeling it is. Itās a relatively new soccer centre and theyāve been advertising everywhere at the moment and trying to compete with well established soccer centres.
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This has me in stitches. Although a Kearns legal letter always makes me laugh.
Iād love to know what the ānon scale victoriesā are according to Sez. By all accounts, sheās stressed and her sleep is terrible without an expensive vitamin patch. Her skin looks awful and her hair is falling out. Her elbow was in physical pain all of last year. Soā¦weāre down to the victory is thatā¦she is skinnier and needs smaller clothes? Got it.
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The fake dialogue she shares 
She's so cringe.
She's so cringe.It is Origin dayā¦ is another night out for Brad on the cards? Seeing as Finn is a huge football fan will he get an invite?
Will Brad be left to sleep in the garage when he gets home?
Will Brad be left to sleep in the garage when he gets home?
Nice to see Sez fulfilling her promises again and NOT drawing the comp winner last night.
Some new followsā¦ skims, a new nail person, sheās probably pissed off the last one, and an agency to try and hustle new jobs. 
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Hahahaha wow, popped in toaster until they popped up no tit, Sez! That's generally how toasters work....... Even though your followers are brain-dead idiots, they aren't so stupid that they don't know how to toast a bleeping pita bread.
no tit, Sez! That's generally how toasters work....... Even though your followers are brain-dead idiots, they aren't so stupid that they don't know how to toast a bleeping pita bread.Attachments
When you have to resort to āentertainingā your followers with a story on how to use a toaster, itās definitely time to remove ācontent creatorā from your instagram bio, babes.
Her a ads are giving Danoz Direct vibes...aka LAME. Unfortunately she's also back to using that sing song voice, you have been warned lovely tattlers. And again I have to laugh at Sez, of all people, advertising a dental care product 
