Mother of God he has the head of a belted emu.
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Sez would be so torn between getting pregnant to prove she still puts out AND not getting pregnant so there’s no speculation that she pricks holes in Brad’s miniature condoms and/or it’s an Ozempic pregnancy / she can stay skinny. Could you imagine all the garbage posts we would receive if she was pregnant, and how utterly tit the name would be?Still think there’s a chance of kid #4
Sorry Knoxxxxy you are not liked enough to warrant a ticket to the Matildas…
But weren’t they the Matildas’ biggest fans ever???
What is she dressed as
She probably didn't even have tickets. She saw the comment in here about watching the Matilda's and probably did that post then messaged herself that story for the fake win.
Funny, I thought exactly the same thing. The reply that she received was OTT
Mate, no one’s asking. No one.
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The white cowboy boots are bleeping awful.
That is the most disgusting outfit I have ever seen, and I’m not surprised those god awful boots are still available. It’s hilarious that she thinks she’s a fashionista.
Perhaps when our girl is done with child exploitation she can pivot to fashion influencing.
Is 'unfluencing' a thing? Because I want NONE of those items. She could provide a great 'what not to buy' steer, just by sharing what she genuinely thinks is cool
I’m sure I wore cowboy boots with mini skirts 20 years ago (if I wasn’t wearing my ugg boots 
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Can we talk about her posture? Those round shoulders.....
She has to cower down to look smaller than midget man!!Can we talk about her posture? Those round shoulders.....
The theme I'm noticing here are her 'big partners' are kid related stuff, ghostbusters, now the jurassic park thing. I can't wait til her kids grow up and she has nothing to offer brands.
Also, is the giveaway part of the contract with them, or is that another sneaky ploy to get people commenting on her ad? Probably the latter because she is scum.
Also, is the giveaway part of the contract with them, or is that another sneaky ploy to get people commenting on her ad? Probably the latter because she is scum.
Imagine the uproar if her kids really were given Boost in one of those tiny dino cups. Ted’s been guzzling the full size since he was a actual toddlah.
Tbf they’re back in fashion but not these white ones that look like left overs from a Taylor swift tour outfitI’m sure I wore cowboy boots with mini skirts 20 years ago (if I wasn’t wearing my ugg boots
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Such a fashionista. She’s the Carrie Bradshaw of the central coast (minus Mr Big).