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Sheā€™s so terrible at selling products.
someone asks how it works and all she can say is ā€˜you hold it like thisā€¦ā€™.
coupled with only being able to say ā€˜the big Oā€™ and ā€˜your sensitive spotā€™, I really donā€™t believe she actually uses this and she certainly doesnā€™t make me want to.
why donā€™t you speak about the settings, Sezzy? How long does a charge last for? Is it easy to travel with? I mean, anything at this point would be helpful if someone is considering buying a vibrator.
 
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Sheā€™s so terrible at selling products.
someone asks how it works and all she can say is ā€˜you hold it like thisā€¦ā€™.
coupled with only being able to say ā€˜the big Oā€™ and ā€˜your sensitive spotā€™, I really donā€™t believe she actually uses this and she certainly doesnā€™t make me want to.
why donā€™t you speak about the settings, Sezzy? How long does a charge last for? Is it easy to travel with? I mean, anything at this point would be helpful if someone is considering buying a vibrator.
Yes this! Mostly she just says 'buy all the colours'. Ermmm ok, so I'm out laying $450? Just to make sure there's one fully charged at all times? Babes...they charge pretty quickly + I sincerely doubt you are requiring a fully charged vibrator to be on hand 24/7

'sensitive spot' šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
 
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Omg she can't even bleeping say orgasm or clit šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ she's such a vanilla prude. Go back to missionary with your troll midget husband. God they're repulsive!
 
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Holy tit.
I have just had the school insta show me that lil Obknoxious was at the principalā€™s lunch. Talk about a jump scare. This is the real reason she isnā€™t showing her kids faces any more, I just know it.
He looks just like his Mum.
Sorry but weā€™re gonna need a photo for reference šŸ˜‚
 
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Wow, she lasted 2.5 months not showing the swamp monsters....and let's face it, it was a completely half assed effort for those 2.5 months. What an absolute fuckwit!
 
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Finn is starting to look more and more like Brad from Campbelltown. Here I was thinking one of him is gross and now heā€™s got a pre-pubescent clone. šŸ¤¢
 
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Claims that she canā€™t say those words because sheā€™ll get shadow banned, Amy G advertises the exact same product with zero issues, describes the settings in depth etc. From memory, Laura B used the naughty words to advertise it too. So much for empowering women, hey Sez?

Also, Sez saying go out and buy all the colours so itā€™s always charged. Amy saying she uses hers all the time and the charge lasts forever. Sez, tell me you donā€™t actually use it without showing me šŸ˜‰

(Looks like they were both told to throw up a question box asking for a code so they could direct people to the sale šŸ„±)
 

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This is really sad. If my husband used the word ā€œNiceā€ to describe our sex life I would be genuinely offended and heā€™s not even a *wRiTeR*ā€¦

ā€œDoesnā€™t get in the wayā€ probably not hard when your husband is the human equivalent of a Shetland pony šŸ¤Ø

She genuinely doesnā€™t realise how sad it comes across when she reveals details about their sex life. I feel sorry for her. But sheā€™s also still a lying, bullying, two-faced, block trigger-happy witch so I donā€™t feel tooooo sorry for her.
 
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This is really sad. If my husband used the word ā€œNiceā€ to describe our sex life I would be genuinely offended and heā€™s not even a *wRiTeR*ā€¦

ā€œDoesnā€™t get in the wayā€ probably not hard when your husband is the human equivalent of a Shetland pony šŸ¤Ø

She genuinely doesnā€™t realise how sad it comes across when she reveals details about their sex life. I feel sorry for her. But sheā€™s also still a lying, bullying, two-faced, block trigger-happy witch so I donā€™t feel tooooo sorry for her.
I think she asked him to send her a message so that she could show it to her followers to prove how much he loves her, but it falls so flat. Could have even sent it to herself. Thereā€™s honestly more chemistry in the messages between my husband and I when talking about who is doing the school run or what is for dinner.
 
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And all bets are off with regards to not sharing the children online. You suck Sarah, like you lasted what, a month?
Cue the Outspoken post I reckon (I hope...this basic binch deserves to be shown for who she truly is)
 
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