The Kearns #48 She goes by Sarah, Sez or Sar but to us Tattle aunties she’s Beaky with the bad hair

[emmygluewho]

Fuck all the way off with your bullshit. You guys have neglected that bird for ages. Brad was all about him when he first got him and then the hyper fixation wore off.

'In our will to go to Knox' HAHAHAHAHAHA oh fuck up you lying fuck.

Love the subtle shout out to Tattle with 'dogs' just admit it Sez, you ditched Bobley, again.

Preaching that animals should not be purchased on a whim?! The absolute fucking irony. Brad played Dr Harry one afternoon with a Seagull or some shit and within days went and got a fucking Macaw?! Seagull suits you Bogans I guess, Both scabbing, annoying shits.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Gross, the fine wine is infact vinegar
Honestly makes my vag clamp shut seeing this man child and the disgusting faces he pulls.

 

[Bindi]

Who knew a white dot over your childs face on a public social media account protects their privacy!! She truly is delusional.

 

[HumptyDumptyLou]

I don‘t want to go back and grab a screenshot but old Sez’s 8pm post spurting forth about how lucky she is to be an influenzar and how she doesn’t know why we follow her (spoiler alert: so we can come here and take the piss out of your ugliness and pathetic life) … BUT … did she have to include the gym pic with Brad and his boner?

Surely one of them should have looked at the pic and went “only show above the waist” or “put it away luv”? It’s not an impressive boner either, I’d be mortified if my man was happy to share that pic publicly and didn’t care to let the world know that his dick is in proportion with the rest of his physique

ETA heres the pic, in case she does a dirty delete ..l

 

[DoomScroller]

Uses the army in his updated job post.. yet doesn’t acknowledge ANZAC day… another example of their fakeness.

 

[StateOfMind]

I'm glad the snake isn't brown because the cake is kinda giving vibes.

 

[phonies]

'In our will to go to Knox' HAHAHAHAHAHA oh fuck up you lying fuck.

All Knox will do is sell the bird to pay off a small percentage of his dad-uncle and mum-aunty’s debt, while his meth head bro Finn and his mouth-breathing and spit-talking bro Turdy fight over who gets to live in the RSL foyer not realising that Knox will have to sell that too…

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Her fun facts are almost as 'fun' as Sophia Chia's. I am loving all this factual fun between these 2 twits

Fun fact! I’ve never gone overseas without a backpack! Omg. SO crazy.

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

Is he fantasising that Steph Luck is sitting on his pecker?

“Sit on ma lap babe and imma pretend we just two 17 year olds up against the world dreamin’ our big dreams again”
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Are these two not the most repulsive looking gutter (swamp) rats you’ve ever seen?! the thought of them bumping uglies makes me never want to have sex with Mr Maddog ever again.

Bumping uglies.. is that genitals or faces for these two?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

You guys are mean. Of course the boys were excited. They’re expecting presents.
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I wonder if they said “hello” first, before “WOT DID YOU BRING US”

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I’m not anti-snake, but Rocky is one ugly snake. They paid extra for that because more expensive equals better in their eyes. I can’t tell if he looks like a giant worm or Brad’s todger. Thin. Pale. Limp.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Seems like girl can’t do her “look skinny” and her “look short” techniques at the same time. Poor widdle Bradwy

 

[Drama Filled Llama]

Hi Sezzy!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

We haven’t had a book review lately. LDB posted one, no doubt Sarah will copy soon

It woz good but not enuff pikchures

 

[djsass]

Ouch who posted this what a burn

I find it hilarious I remember when they all went for dinner. Obviously boring Sarah left and went home and they partied on and bonded forever she would be seething. Cate and Sarah aren’t even friends anymore I love she saw through her

Also the audacity of Sarah posting a “don’t forgot” story about the women’s march and she didn’t go or post anything more. She was obviously so busy aka couldn’t be bothered. What excuse would she have? Didn’t want to take boys? Brad not home? Surely they should have all walked together as Brad is such a women’s ally not.

 

[phonies]

I don‘t want to go back and grab a screenshot but old Sez’s 8pm post spurting forth about how lucky she is to be an influenzar and how she doesn’t know why we follow her (spoiler alert: so we can come here and take the piss out of your ugliness and pathetic life) … BUT … did she have to include the gym pic with Brad and his boner?

Surely one of them should have looked at the pic and went “only show above the waist” or “put it away luv”? It’s not an impressive boner either, I’d be mortified if my man was happy to share that pic publicly and didn’t care to let the world know that his dick is in proportion with the rest of his physique

Sez didn’t notice the boner because she’s too busy looking at herself and thinking how good she looks.

Brad legitimately looks like a bad resize job where they’ve just reduced the height but kept the width the same.

 

[Msoscyq]

Love how Sarah is continuing to respect the boys privacy and not showing them as much anymore

My husband would not expect my kids to be up that late to pick him up from the airport at 10 after being away for 2 days. He'd catch a cab. She is so clingy and needy.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Bets on the name for Finn’s bearded dragon? My money is on Ronaldo or Neymar Junior. Outside chance of Mackenzie Arnold if it’s Sarah’s choice. Or something stupid like Beardo or Lizard McLizardface.

 

[Drama Filled Llama]

I’m assuming Sezzy already has one. She’s been with Brandley the Snake since they were a couple of young teenagers in love.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

All Knox will do is sell the bird to pay off a small percentage of his dad-uncle and mum-aunty’s debt, while his meth head bro Finn and his mouth-breathing and spit-talking bro Turdy fight over who gets to live in the RSL foyer not realising that Knox will have to sell that too…

Babe, the RSL foyer will be under water by then.