Can’t wait to see the family of Bali Bogans all wearing matching Bintang singlets & Fanny packs.
They’ll stay at the Hard Rock Cafe in Kuta & book the kids into kids club for hair braiding.
I 100% came here to say this. They are a Hard Rock Hotel family through and through. No shade on folks who stay there - I spent some time there when my sister stayed there with the fam - I liked the swim up bar and kid friendly stuff for my nephews, but I LOVED returning to my quiet little hotel room down the street where I wasn’t constantly splashed by kids bombing into the pool or being forced to listen to 5-6 tantrums at a time in Dolby high definition stereo sound.
They’ll try to grift a suite at Hard Rock, Dynasty or Padma, stay in central Kuta and do the most touristy, basic shit. Braids for Knox, Fakes for Big Sez, NBA counterfeit goods for Brad and his fave and little Bubbah toddlah will get everything he asks for. I bet they’ll take a pushchair for the sleepy little horror too. I bet little Brand will treat himself to a cheeky pack of Marlboro golds that he can sneak whilst the kids are at kids club and Sarah is loving herself sick in her bikini poolside.
They will be those Aussies that pride themselves on getting the best deals and ripping off locals. They’ll give minimal tips and get into fights with the vendors on Poppies if they don’t get the lowest possible morning price on their rip off Lakers gear, crude bumper stickers and dick shaped bottle opener (for the single sister Lololol). They will all be grossly sunburned by the end of Day 2 and the kids will have chicken nuggets for dinner every night.
One of them will definitely cop a bite at the monkey forest and it says a lot that I can’t decide who I want to see get mauled (and deal with the rabies shot) more.