The Kearns #48 She goes by Sarah, Sez or Sar but to us Tattle aunties she’s Beaky with the bad hair

[gawjussssfabric]

Looks like the grass is doing great by the way

She finally got her pool

 

[ktra2021]

Sez did not write that word salad

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I think I’m finally ready for my glow up . Just in time for term 2!

 

[whattheduck87]

The only reason she’s not posting is because she will seem insensitive in light of what happened….
Also told hubby he owes me a surprise party after I got a promotion this year…. He asked me what I was smoking? I loved being loved by him..

 

[Crockjock]

He is such a wanker.

Portfolio? He works in HR for a not for profit. PORTFOLIO.

 

[Kip]

An ‘electric photo frame’??? Does she mean digital??

 

[DoomScroller]

Your stadium of fans are SO proud of you Braddles. Sarah loves her 4 boys View attachment 2872019

Hilarious. Some of Sarah’s family come over to “celebrate” Brads promotion… this is peak cringe. Didn’t want to invite Brads family over? I guess they’re in the outer now whilst Sez’s family are in.

Sarah’s actually celebrating that Brad got a pay rise and she doesn’t have to get a job to help pay the mortgage.

 

[gawjussssfabric]

Isn’t this what she said she wouldn’t share anymore??

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Just putting her replies here for the receipts. Also the massage oil bottle is still full…

Toddlers and babies are easy to exploit online. It's all similar issues and meltdowns over the wrong colour cup.
They're their own people now and I can't use their stories for monetary gain.
Fixed it for you Sez!

 

[StateOfMind]

When have they been over seas?
Surely the drum kit would have sufficed as a birthday gift.

On that hilarious bradleykearns89 page he has a few Bali pics. And let's never forget #onedayillbemassive

 

[notgifted]

ABC News posted this helpful list of numbers if anyone at all feels they need it.

 

[Swamp Life]

Blanking out the kids faces but still sharing their personal spaces/bedrooms, interests and gifts just seems completely at odds with what she said, about protecting their personalities as they develop

 

[emmygluewho]

I can't wait for when this asshole of a Human has the kids back with some dogshit caption like - 'They begged to come back to social media, anyway here is my discount code'

 

[Msoscyq]

What does sisters mean Sarah? Friends sometimes?

 

[DoomScroller]

Fucking LOL. Posted on 2 weeks ago and she hasn't even bothered to reshare it herself.

 

[ktra2021]

Amazing what a trawl through LinkedIn will reveal

 

[phonies]

Hello Tattle aunties, dull women and anyone who is so old to use an Apple Watch and cover their belly when they go out sometimes!

Welcome to Thread #48 and thank you to @grifter for the inspiration behind the title. Your prize is a decluttered garage, lowering the consent age to whatever age bubbah turdlah is, and a ugly mug with your name on it. Gifts, amirite!?

The from DuDMuM continue. Maybe he headed down the M1 for a 16 hour work day and didn’t come back, or he’s graduated from the toilet office and locked the favourite middle child out of his room for the foreseeable future, or he’s wherever Sez sent Bobley. Possibilities… but all signs support @screenfreelookatme who called smoke and mirrors to Shrek and Fiona’s fairytale life, and we’re waiting with bated mouth-breath and our popcorn ready. We can only hope Sez will activate psychotic wife mode and go full Beyoncé style Lemonade with a metaphorical baseball bat on Brad this thread.

Stay mad dog busy and phony, Sez.

 

[phonies]

She’s not buying any more stuffed toys. They have too many and they’re too old and not interested now

I wish Tattle had an eye-roll react because that’s the real life reaction I have to everything this demented mouth-breather posts. If she stayed silent on topics she’s clearly makes up for CoNtEnT, she wouldn’t look like such a horse’s ass when she then posts the truth for CoNtEnT. But the fact that this is CoNtEnT at all is another major eye-roll.

 

[ljch]

They got carried away for Finn's birthday...WAIT WHAT?? I'm so surprised also love that she's going to share that with her subscribers (all 2 of them) because she's so excited, but then says she will share with everyone else tomorrow. Great value for money there with this subscription

Also, word of the day is EPIC.
EPIC kids
EPIC skate ramp
EPIC present for fave child

I'll tell you what's EPIC - her ego

She wants people to use their hard earned money to subscribe to her channel so she can brag to them on how much she’s spent on her kids birthday? Who is signing up for this shit??

 

[I'm A Sellebrity]

If you want to 'advertise' shows/events, why upload pictures of your kids attending? As a parent, don't you want to know how much it costs, what it entails, what to wear, whether it's noisy for little ones, what ages it caters to, etc. I am turned off as soon as they show pics of the kids with no context or review and saying 'it was so cool' or ' a game changer' does not tell me anything!!! You have a job - you are getting paid to review, so please, review!!!